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You gain laser vision

but

It has a tendency to uncontrollably fire when you get excited

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gamergeneral10 years ago

shoot now sex is ruined

BrianRupram8 years ago

true mate

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Nerdy-Dolls9 years ago

i get excited w ay to often

plazmafighter9 years ago

me too imma kill everyone when this happens

Dark224 years ago

imagine watching porn and then see something good "AAAHHH FUCK I BROKE MY LAPTOP"

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Laser gasm, would it fire from your crotch though?

Dedsec9 years ago

Get goggles like Cyclops. There problem solved

Not Here10 years ago

If i get a boner, i shoot lasers!

COSMICGENESECT9 years ago

Hpphphphphphphpphphphphphphphphphhphphphphphphhahahahahaha

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Tricia Edwards12 years ago

get some goggles like with Cyclops, problem solved!!!! :D

Funtime_Foxy_YT3 years ago

YES X-MEN STUFF!!!

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HPotter138 years ago

I would destroy all technology i see

Sherlockian459 years ago

Sort of like Leo Valdez then

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

*leo looks at calypso* everyone: OH SHIT!!!!

bat777086 years ago

Ooh

Juju ( The ice cream queen )9 years ago

Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans Sans, SANS, SHUT THE F***K UP

Frisk the fallen9 years ago

Sanpau lol

CornHolio7 years ago

Fuck I have to be a virgin

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago

I could win lazer tag with actual lasers

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago

Oh yeah, baby, fuc... Oh my god!!

BrianRupram8 years ago

haha man you are funny as hell!!!!!!!!

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

happy birthday!!, (burns everyone to death) OH GOD WHY!!

BrianRupram8 years ago

haha

Gamer2188 years ago

Basically x man

sans the skellybro9 years ago

Im cyclops... ok i guess its time to get a visor

CRAZYMAN10110 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SomeoneRandom9 years ago

So I'll murder my classmates everytime my crush talks to me. For the sake of humans, no thank you.

NotSoFun444 years ago

imma kill someone like that

Bedrockbasher1211 years ago

SOLUTION Lead Shades. Look like metallic James Bond!

Bill-cyfer8 years ago

I want mine to go off when I sneez

Yehboi9 years ago

*laser fires at an endangered animal with only one of them left in the whole world and kills it because I was excited* .o. well shit

Brodur10 years ago

This would be so funny to just have it go off... purely for comedy value I hit the button.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

It can REALLY mess things up if you use it like that

EyyltsAndy10 years ago

Welp

FriskTheodore7 years ago

What do you even do with laser vision

that random girl10 years ago

I'll be a female Cyclops

Ronnoc8 years ago

Being with someone you love would be interesting

random-scientist9 years ago

watch as houses are destroyed and trees burn on Christmas morning... OH WELL

mememan698 years ago

wheres the downside

GabrielErnesto9 years ago

like superman in smallville.

DFDragonFire5 years ago

Now I have a excuse to cooking my dog

ColinStayrook7 years ago

Wear freaking goggles

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

I could adjust the heat of mah lasars and make it so my eyes go disco when im excited ._.

RedTheFox8 years ago

Ruby visor. Easy.

Mz Hyde9 years ago

Just aim your eyes at anyone or anything you dont like

NatureMaster6410 years ago

I will laser my computer

MaxGamer9 years ago

Suprise Happy birthday!!! *laser hits grandma* ...............Gandma.............

Justsomerandomnobody3 years ago

If being startled also counts as being "excited", I"d kill so many people! No!

62801410 years ago

Wear shades like cyclops

dereckttt8 years ago

Imagine sex

Patrick Wade12 years ago

I never get excited

KingReed219 years ago

What happens when you look at the girl during sex? Yea no thanks

Flowey899 years ago

What if I kill my frien 0_0'

Red Fox10 years ago

X-men, bit less severe.

BubbleBlue7 years ago

You could get excited while looking at someone and then incinerate them

Dy Tickson10 years ago

Dy Tickson

Mister-E8 years ago

Oops, I sneezed facing seaworld. Anyone want some boiled whale?

ScottishCookie3 years ago

Help

D-Man9 years ago

Welp, that excitement will end early if I realize I just ruined it with that uncontrollable laser!!

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