It'll be five years before i am ABLE to have sex because I'm 14
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Rick-summer-morty7 years ago
Forever as in your immortal so after5 years just fuck all de bitches
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DevPatel7 years ago
Bruh im pretty young by the time the 5 years are over i still wouldn" be alloud to have sex so WTF
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spurius1878 years ago
I'm CANADIAN, BITCH!!!
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jkmc12059 years ago
First, I was thinking, I'm too young to have sex, then I was thinking, why would I want to be president? Nope.
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dorkthelegend9 years ago
Seems like 52% dont have a woman/ girlfriend or are too young^^ and wtf schould i do in the usa this country is fucked up enough without a student gamer president already^^
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Kevin Tubridy12 years ago
a president for life kinda defeats the purpose..... might as well call yourself a king or a dictator.
Im 14, soooo... ita ok for me, because i will just have sex at 19+
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
Wouldn't be able to do that, as I'm Canadian
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Fanly9 years ago
Oh no the horror...ASEXUAL FTW
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Kraotop9 years ago
I don't know if i really qualify for the job...
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Phaelen Wheeler12 years ago
join the US with Canada, and get infinite money? plus, I'm stayin' an virgin forever so, all the upsides.
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Zoriu9 years ago
im 2 years so thats ok for me
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BlazeoFT8 years ago
I can't deal with that responsibility
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jk15549 years ago
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downside???
probably the positive outcome in pushing the button
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TNThacker20158 years ago
I'm 9 so hahahah
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Dragonater9010 years ago
Too much work being the president
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Jorja2467 years ago
Well looks like the 8 year old snuck onto the computer again..... Whoops
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djpg219 years ago
Im 14 so...
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doctor_cocter8 years ago
1. i don't want to be president 2. ima die a virgin.
spurius1878 years ago
You poor poor soul... that"s a sad and lonely way to go.
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NitzoDiTotzo9 years ago
That moment when you're asexual
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probablyahetalian11 years ago
how does politics work
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alexex9 years ago
After 8 years you become a dictator
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SuperWhoLockians8 years ago
what if I don't want to be president?
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Prince kirito9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
Shouldn't these effects be in reverse?
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Froggiekoto7 years ago
If I was president, one, I would have to do lots of work, two, America would probably blow up.
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