Will You Press The Button?

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50014 (53%) 43839 (47%)

50014 (53%) people have pressed this button, while 43839 (47%) did not.

You get to be the president of the USA forever

but

You won't be able to have sex for 5 years

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cuttlefishCuddlerlast year

YEP! ANYT)(ING to get rid of t)(e current one. Also, I don't even N-E-ED sex!

MySistersBigToe9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

lukkkas10 years ago

no problem for me i am 12

AndyMan11YTlast year

Not anymore.

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DrCrypt10 years ago

I don't want to be president

JamesForeigner8 years ago

Ayy! I was wondering how long before I"d find someone who shared my sentiments here.

Gettothetardis8 years ago

Im too young for sex yay i win

Cross-sansy8 years ago

I'm 13 and not play ingredients on sex any time soon

smhlol3210 years ago

It's just 5 years and you could be president FOREVER

realdonaldj8 years ago

Two words: Donald Trump

realdonaldj8 years ago

Lol got 1 like Ez

sigurdrp8 years ago

I'm just 10, so i cant have it for 5 years anyway

EmmaWhitehead8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Inka Halme12 years ago

I don't want to have sex anyway.

au12343 years ago

Same

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Nerdyboy8 years ago

It'll be five years before i am ABLE to have sex because I'm 14

Rick-summer-morty7 years ago

Forever as in your immortal so after5 years just fuck all de bitches

DevPatel7 years ago

Bruh im pretty young by the time the 5 years are over i still wouldn" be alloud to have sex so WTF

spurius1878 years ago

I'm CANADIAN, BITCH!!!

jkmc12059 years ago

First, I was thinking, I'm too young to have sex, then I was thinking, why would I want to be president? Nope.

Kevin Tubridy12 years ago

a president for life kinda defeats the purpose..... might as well call yourself a king or a dictator.

The-Clever-One4 years ago

Wait am i immortal

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dorkthelegend10 years ago

Seems like 52% dont have a woman/ girlfriend or are too young^^ and wtf schould i do in the usa this country is fucked up enough without a student gamer president already^^

Amber Swanson12 years ago

America just turned into Hell

crf8 days ago

I'm twelve,but I'm not American

EpicRick9 years ago

President Rick.Nice!c:

NedisAwesome34410 years ago

Sex is stupid anyways.

Natanm17 years ago

being president is overrated

emronimasepp9 years ago

Im good with that right now. Me is twelve

M4thDJ8 years ago

Who even wants to be a president?

CHADWARREN9 years ago

Double downside

FlowerCat7 years ago

Im ** so then I would be ** I WIN!

ShananayBananay 9 years ago

I cant handel that sort of responsibility.

PleasePressTheButton8 years ago

The Button Has Been Pressed

Letmesignin3 years ago

Remind me what the good side of this is

Rydia 9 years ago

I won't be able to have sex anyway lololol

TheSmoshBroOfGallifrey11 years ago

I don't wanna be president of the USA that sux bruh

AssHar8 years ago

Being pres is too much of a responsibility. Fuck that yo.

LillyLolita10 years ago

NUCLEAR WAR HERE I COME!

SigurdCiaran4 years ago

do you think I'm having sex in the first place? i haven't felt the touch of a femoid in 5 years.

thatdopopeboy9 years ago

im 10 so of course

Cana-Elaine Parkton12 years ago

As an American who realizes that the country #blows... I'm going to avoid going down with that ship... Sex it is!

VanMan0077 years ago

Where’s the downside

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago

Well, I have yet to hit the prime of life, so fuck it! 5 more years is NOTHING!

Leahj1275 years ago

Jokes on you, button. IM A MINOR!

SCP Foundation9 years ago

As your new US president i want Markiplier date with Blowetty Wild.NOW!

Catishcat8 years ago

but i don't want to be the president of the us.

Mills9 years ago

I'm 10..

Krusek8 years ago

I"ve been a virgin for the past 16 years I"d sa that"s been more than the needed 5 years.

thebuttonguy10 years ago

ok... but ill make sure a girl chooses this women president just once ;_;

The-storm8 years ago

IM THE PRESIDENT BITCHES

WBGrock10 years ago

okay. President of the USA forever.... that means i'm immortal and well paid, right?

thesinisterelixirlast year

the sinister elixir does not care about such feeble things

Unbelievably Tough Love9 years ago

Yeah no doing that is an essential need for me, can't risk that.

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

In 5 years I'll be 19, so why not?

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