Will You Press The Button?

cuttlefishCuddlerlast year

YEP! ANYT)(ING to get rid of t)(e current one. Also, I don't even N-E-ED sex!

MySistersBigToe9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

lukkkas9 years ago

no problem for me i am 12

AndyMan11YTlast year

Not anymore.

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DrCrypt9 years ago

I don't want to be president

JamesForeigner7 years ago

Ayy! I was wondering how long before I"d find someone who shared my sentiments here.

Gettothetardis8 years ago

Im too young for sex yay i win

Cross-sansy8 years ago

I'm 13 and not play ingredients on sex any time soon

smhlol329 years ago

It's just 5 years and you could be president FOREVER

realdonaldj8 years ago

Two words: Donald Trump

realdonaldj8 years ago

Lol got 1 like Ez

sigurdrp8 years ago

I'm just 10, so i cant have it for 5 years anyway

EmmaWhitehead8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Inka Halme12 years ago

I don't want to have sex anyway.

au12342 years ago

Same

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Nerdyboy8 years ago

It'll be five years before i am ABLE to have sex because I'm 14

Rick-summer-morty7 years ago

Forever as in your immortal so after5 years just fuck all de bitches

DevPatel7 years ago

Bruh im pretty young by the time the 5 years are over i still wouldn" be alloud to have sex so WTF

spurius1878 years ago

I'm CANADIAN, BITCH!!!

jkmc12059 years ago

First, I was thinking, I'm too young to have sex, then I was thinking, why would I want to be president? Nope.

dorkthelegend9 years ago

Seems like 52% dont have a woman/ girlfriend or are too young^^ and wtf schould i do in the usa this country is fucked up enough without a student gamer president already^^

Kevin Tubridy12 years ago

a president for life kinda defeats the purpose..... might as well call yourself a king or a dictator.

The-Clever-One4 years ago

Wait am i immortal

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Amber Swanson12 years ago

America just turned into Hell

superluigi699 years ago

just masterbate 2 times a week

TheBulletMoBot8 years ago

Im 16 and trump can go shoot himself

THE SMARTEST PERSON ON EARTH9 years ago

It hurts for me ( I am a girl) tho

FadorAxo2 years ago

Be the president of not even my own country?

Xx_edgy_xX8 years ago

What a fine time to be asexual.

picklehead19410 years ago

good i dont wanna have sex EVER

was9 years ago

last time I was in america I was sued 8 times for reckless driving (and saying my car was broken from that) I did not even rent a car

Just_Zaire4 years ago

I get to be or HAVE to be? Also does that mean I wont die because im president forever?

Kiaru_Cookie9 years ago

Pf.. I'm 13.. downside?

Luke Hillyer12 years ago

Fine, im catholic, i'll wait till im married

RogueRondol7 years ago

uh... dictatorship, fellas.

oldnotweak9 years ago

that wouldnt be a PRESIDENT then.... but sure why not

Jack-gilly3-com5 years ago

I don't wanna be the president id be worse than Trump

megaglitchgirl9 years ago

Weres da upside ?!

Tricia Edwards12 years ago

Who cares about the sex, but who would want to be president of this country, let alone forever? We're never happy with anything

C8 years ago

"Forever". this could imply that I continue to be president even after death or that i never die right?

NightfalI9 years ago

Time to correct America.

HeatherAllen8 years ago

five years that"s not bad

efemuratal9 years ago

What is the good part?

Pandamaken8 years ago

I live in Canada so this doesn't really aplly

ayylmao: the audio novel9 years ago

I'm not American lmao

11 months ago

Iam Muslim man 😎😎

MasterBP8 years ago

Being president is the most boring thing you could do. You just sit around and kiss babies on their greasy little foreheads.

Waldemart10 years ago

I don't think I want to deal with all of that presidential stuff.

RazzmatazzJones7 years ago

Well I mean I don't now so

agentsss19 years ago

I live in Canada but why not XD

Etienn4 years ago

Looooool im only 14 soooo...

Hazzary45311 years ago

The upside is a downside fore me and vice-versa

TheSteve187659 years ago

I don't give a #### about the downside. Basically 2 upsides, YAY

Jayoverclick8 years ago

Easy its called not be like the 21 first century

realdonaldj8 years ago

Lul

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