Will You Press The Button?

TohruAdachilast year

didnt even need to read the bottom

GameRaven139 years ago

Well, looks like I'm just gonna become hella good at Defense Against the Dark Arts. He might be immortal, but if I can be a strong enough wizard to protect myself and my hypothetical family, then sure, I'd be up for it.

AJthebluejay9 years ago

We don't have to destroy him, we just trap him. Problem solved. *puts on sunglasses*

thebestHarleyQuinn8 years ago

Become a death eater, though voldy in a hole while he"s sleeping and bury him there, become the new dark Lord :)

WolfToGame9 years ago

HUG HIM SO HE CAN'T MOVE AND KICK AWAY HIS WAND. His deatheaters will probably just laugh at him, you're all good.

livvy_bird9 years ago

Yay! That means he never died! *has little party*

Zachymcsmacky9 years ago

I may not be able to kill him but I would feed him through a magic industrial mincer and place each individual thread of mince in a 20 foot thick magic black box filled with every pathogen and corrosive fluid in the universe submerged beneath the Earth's c...[Show full comment]

Duckington4 years ago

fair, that would be defeat to me

Aidan McNeil12 years ago

become a deatheater. definitely worth it

Flameice2 8 years ago

Or be Voldemort

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PattySharpe7 years ago

Great one!!!!!

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

I would join him

the-idiot7 years ago

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RollOut5147 years ago

I see no positives

Christiana Archer12 years ago

WHO SAID WE COULDN'T "TRAP" HIM FOR ALL ETERINTY? WE DON'T HAVE TO DESTROY HIM! :D

SceptileandMew4 years ago

@EpicDragon6879 its a pun u fuckin dumbass

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solset9 years ago

i wanna know what house i would be in

PTDJgaming9 years ago

what even is hogwartz?

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@Mrs fabulous the3rd ShUt Up. JuSt StOp TaLkInG. iF u DoN’t LiKe GiRlS, tHeN dOn’T pReSs BuTtOnS iNvOlViNg ThE gIrL oF yOuR dReAmS.

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Underdog1509 years ago

What's stopping you from beating him in a duel, taking and snaping his wand and locking him up?

Unicorn1119 years ago

Help him take over the world

DragonsAreCool9 years ago

Voldemort, time for you to go to mars :)

Hedg3h099 years ago

Lock him in prison

TheJonoInferno7 years ago

*have

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Fenbi9 years ago

What the other comments say are what I was sorta thinking lol

Etho452 9 years ago

Push im in a hole he can't get out of

BloodyMoron9 years ago

Screw good guys, I'll just join Voldemort's team! I'm sure we'll be great pals

Emily.xoxoxo39 years ago

Find a way to lock him up. Get the elder wand that can do any shit. Kill him. BOOM

SilentKills1159 years ago

Kick him in the balls, snap his wand, hand him to dementors, toss him into a metal coffin with no way to move, then bury it... in the core of the earth. If the balls part doesn't work, get one horcrux of his and destroy it near him to incapacitate him. Problem solved.

HarleyQuinn9 years ago

Funny thing is even immortals have a weakness

visualtrav10 years ago

WOAH! I AM SEEING PEOPLE SAYING THAT THEY DON'T LIKE HARRY POTTER! FIRST OFF, HAVE YOU READ THE BOOKS! IF YOU HAVN'T, YOU ARE A DISGRACE FOR SAYING THAT IT SUCKS! IF YOU HAVE, YOU ARE A DISGRACE FOR NOT LIKING HARRY POTTER!

torrentarrow9 years ago

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Skychaos10 years ago

SEAL THE BITCH AWAY UNDERGROUND BEDROCK STYLE

Destini Keesee12 years ago

But. I'm going to Hogwarts.. sooo. We'll deal with the second problem later.

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago

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Leo Ryan12 years ago

just trap him into another dimension

Rachel Lynn Fladager12 years ago

I dont give a fuck I would do it just to go to Hogwarts! :p

Julia Rose Hazel12 years ago

*is a deatheater* Yeaaaah buddy!

torrentarrow9 years ago

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Kitty4prez9 years ago

It's not like I'm a prodigy child who survived him or anything I'll be FFIIINNEEE

ScorpionTheGamer9 years ago

Naw Brah

axliciax9 years ago

Don't like all this Harry Potter stuff so... No Voldemort for me!

Tsundere Vegeta10 years ago

I don't like harry poter anyway so no.

Panifex8 years ago

Too dangerous a life for a muggle like me

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Sure!

showchoirkiddo10 years ago

Voldemort is already dead...

Luckyducky728 years ago

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Treetoe9 years ago

I wish mill would love me

ThanatosDelta8 years ago

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Angelisafail7 years ago

I don't see the downside.. .

tacopizzaSAMMICH11 years ago

Trap him

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Voldemort later, hogwarts now

DrTree8 years ago

1. Attend Hogwarts 2. Graduate 3. become a Deatheater 4. PROFIT

DariusCro9 years ago

Fuck it im midleeart guy any way

Salvasahar4 years ago

2 easy solutions to that. Draught of living death (snape is his potion master, it’ll be easy to slip it to him) and just obliviate everything from his mind. Yes he’s immortal, but if you delete his body’s automatic processes, he can’t do anything

rog254210 years ago

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kennedysahr9 years ago

you just break his wand, blind him, and lock him in azkaban real simple guys

JandK6 years ago

Double negative

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