Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

46298 (50%) 46036 (50%)

46298 (50%) people have pressed this button, while 46036 (50%) did not.

You can have unlimited amounts of money

but

You can never have sex again

Next

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hollyskyes 11 years ago

and all my fellow asexuals scream loudly

Percyyy 2 years ago

Ah.

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SnaiLords 11 years ago

The again made me laugh. I'm an asexual. I don't even like physical touch nevermind attraction. Lol

Starsailor83 4 years ago

I too am uncomfortable with physical touch, but I don't know if I'm asexual or not

how does rayman logic work? 11 years ago

*asexual laughter* i thought there was supossed to be a downside

Joepat1 9 years ago

wait, no, the economy would break so actually its a really bad idea.

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LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

*Asexual laughter*

F4ke_Black_Cat 6 years ago

Why is everything about sex and love omg just stop LMAO

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Actually it"s more that just about everyone on here claims to be an asexual when they"re not, they"re just using it as a cheap excuse as a loophole.

Little Miss Spiteful 9 years ago

Sex is probably overrated anyway. Besides, theres always porn. Not to mention I can afford the best computer and the fastest Internet to watch it with

SaucyBoye 9 years ago

*nearby Asexual snickering

Bort 10 years ago

what's the downside? i aint no fuckboi

Flameguy235 9 years ago

where is the "again" coming from!?

Merilille 11 years ago

Asexuals 'round the world are gathering infinite money.

Victoria Plummer 13 years ago

pressed that button so hard

Greendragon21 8 years ago

I NEED MY SEX AHHHHHH

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JordanTurner 9 years ago

if i want a child i dont have to do it i can just adopt one.

Sandy1415 8 years ago

Eww, I don’t want to have sex anyways

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

I don't know if you know just how advanced VR can be!

LoganVines 9 years ago

AGAIN who says I'm not a virgin

Gabrosky Riva 13 years ago

I'm asexual. Perfect deal for me.

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago

True.

HamilMemes 9 years ago

... Define "sex"

Sirayo 9 years ago

Fapped away

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

That"s called reliving stress, not fapping.

iTerminator07 9 years ago

Didnt even want sex XD

Craftingkiki 9 years ago

I imagine the asexuals love this

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago

As an asexual, I won't press this. Think of the inflation

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

The downside only counts if you have had sex before pressing the button. So win-win for me.

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

With you man.

Ergosphere 9 years ago

AGAIN i haven't had sex yet to that rule will not affect me and because of when I press the button it never will!

emmytown 11 years ago

Asexuals laugh and roll around in money in the distance.

Otie McCloud 13 years ago

Again? Hah.

Trevor Craft 13 years ago

didnt say you cant get bj's handies, or do anal

SSPmrsomebody1 8 years ago

I'm pretty sure all the things you listed in the comment are sex...

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Viola Rae Johnson 13 years ago

"Again" Joke's on you..

Brenda Carballido 13 years ago

Absolutly NOT :c

CalvinZheng 9 years ago

PRESS THE BUTTON

JohnPariah 12 years ago

asexual, laughing

tH3_MuShRoOmMaN 6 years ago

Im 12

martinn2001 11 years ago

SEX SEX SEX

snowzua 9 years ago

You realize infinite money would crash the economy and make dollars worthless

CalvinZheng 9 years ago

What, some crazy shits wanna contribute to the country?

But_what_if... 11 years ago

Who cares? Online sext with mettaton

Aydnie 10 years ago

Asexuals will rule the world !

Septic Gamer 11 years ago

No I want kids

SeraphimDB 9 years ago

Ace. but that would totally destroy the economy. ( I pressed it anyway)

ChubbyWaffle22 11 years ago

Just buy it and use it.

charisk99 10 years ago

Asexuality is the best

Key Paura 13 years ago

Biromantic here = Downside nonexistent. Me 1 Life 0

ThatOneGuy576 9 years ago

That would fuck up the economy

castnetskating 10 years ago

Can i still wank?

Donderpants 11 years ago

I find the first a worse downside than the second.

SophieTheGreat 10 years ago

Im only 12 sooooo

CraftE04 11 years ago

I can't wait to see the %!

JulianGeckoWasp 6 years ago

I'm asexual, I'm doing it.

Index154 10 years ago

"Again"

HaremKingSenpai 11 years ago

downside?

RetroTimer 10 years ago

pressed i will not. i meant to press the button.

CalvinZheng 9 years ago

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perpetualbananas 12 years ago

Ace squad

loophole06 9 years ago

Adopt children with all my money.

Wabefuhon 11 years ago

Would that mean a hooker wouldn't get paid?

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