Will You Press The Button?

evanjarman 9 years ago

I’m gay and my mums dead. Sorted.

L_Is_Real_2401 2 years ago

SUS

YouCanRelate 10 years ago

Why is it specific to ice cream with my ex girlfriend on tuesday??

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago

feels like a reference to a movie

Animeek21 9 years ago

What ex girlfriend?

ApocalypseGamer 9 years ago

I have no ex and I’ll just eat cookies

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

kill all of my exes, stay in on Tuesdays, only eat frozen yogurt.

Stichless 8 years ago

I like it

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LexKate 9 years ago

I'm a girl....also just don't get ice cream on Tuesday s

Josef Cullinane 13 years ago

Buy a better assassin to assassinate the assassin.

Savage95000 8 years ago

Holy shit

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Toothbanger 9 years ago

SCREW ICE CREAM. GET GELATO

Stealthinja 7 years ago

there"s no difference tho? Was this written by an italian?

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LunaBPYT 9 years ago

My mom doesn't have the ability to be any worse then she is. The worst she does is sigh and give a disappointed look.

MAGIC_OTAKU 9 years ago

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TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

IRELAND IS BETTER THAN aMERICA

Verdega 9 years ago

What if I have someone assassinate Mom and her assassin on Monday?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Never comin back with ma exes

BrynleeRavenberg 8 years ago

Right

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Dregonna 10 years ago

I have no ex girlfriend and I should only buy ice cream on Sundays and Thursdays. A big tub of Neapolitan.

RappmanD 10 years ago

U R Smart! Neapolitan is so0o0o0o good.

drewhersch 10 years ago

Just talk your ex girlfriend into going on Wednesday.

Tippapal 10 years ago

I'm a girl, and i'm not a lesbian. Lol

Davidtheguy7080 11 years ago

Hey do you really need a mom with that much money?

Button Mash1234 11 years ago

What if I don't like Ice-Cream? What if I don't have a Ex-Girlfriend? What if I create killer robots to defend me? Solutions everywhere....

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Those killer robots then break free from your control and take over the planet. Thank you for enslaving humanity, @Button Mash1234.

desmond2600 11 years ago

Ä° dont have one :(

Just991 11 years ago

Dont get a girlfriend, eat frozen yougurt

kate_9 11 years ago

what if ur mom is dead

oliver2511 10 years ago

OHOH Everyone has a mum born in her tummy :O

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Alegna4238 8 years ago

I don't have an ex. Also, I date boys.

BrynleeRavenberg 8 years ago

I am a girl

Ltheawesome 8 years ago

I'm a girl

Ernstsinaga 8 years ago

Easy, buy ice cream on wednesdays

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

Ayye?

TonyTurtleMM 9 years ago

This applies to girls to if they are lesbian, bisexual, etc.

mangojaguar0408 9 years ago

Don't date girls, simple.

Harkema 9 years ago

This is a not specific

Gestusultumus 9 years ago

lol still single

IDontNeedToBeHereRight 9 years ago

i wont be able to get gf im too ugly...

BrynleeRavenberg 8 years ago

Sorry

Ghh 9 years ago

Rip ecomany

anxiousballoffluff 9 years ago

I don't have an ex so I should be just fine Me go out on a Tuesday? Pffftt. I only go out on weekends

Flamingsnowball 9 years ago

What if your mom was dead?

ValerieParker 9 years ago

So my zombie/ghost mom comes back from the dead, to have me assassinated while buying something I wouldn't eat, with a person I never met irl.

Richard Goodrich 13 years ago

HAH I NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND

pokemon_stampy 9 years ago

same

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Brea Kanak 13 years ago

im not a lesbian

VolleyballGirl 11 years ago

but i actually never had a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend because i am not lesbian

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Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

I don't buy ice-cream and don't have any ex-girlfriends...so...

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Technically speaking, a wife is an ex-girlfriend.

Mikayla Danielle Dildine 13 years ago

easy... just kill your mom in her sleep before she can even get her hands on the money

BrynleeRavenberg 8 years ago

Wow evil but affective

Mike Walsh 13 years ago

All my exes are exes for a reason!

BrynleeRavenberg 8 years ago

Right!! Mine was so stupid he didn’t get it

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

no buying ice cream on tuesday. eat from the carton:)

eia 12 years ago

The downside didnt make sense and 1500 dollars for an assassin is shit all when you can just casually through them 15000 to not do it...

cummywummysexywexycumslurper9000 4 years ago

that is so odly speccific XDDDDDDDD

moonowl 10 years ago

I don't have a ex and I am allgerriac to ice cream

Calmdown8 11 years ago

Why mum why?

Kenny Steadman 13 years ago

that made no sense

Mercenary79 7 years ago

Tbh? Wh would you go with your ex anyways lmao

JAC_cmps 10 years ago

This is so stupid

Sahara 11 years ago

Seeing as Tuesday is literally proven to be the safest day of the week, I'll take my chances. The chances of this happening sucessfully on a Tuesday is so fucking low. It's lower than me going to the moon and being mauled by a polar bear.

Francesco Tessarin 13 years ago

well..... im a forever alone so..... there's only the good part

Eyeball 5 years ago

Why would I go to eat ice cream with my ex?

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