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evanjarman7 years ago

I’m gay and my mums dead. Sorted.

L_Is_Real_24013 months ago

SUS

YouCanRelate8 years ago

Why is it specific to ice cream with my ex girlfriend on tuesday??

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago

feels like a reference to a movie

Animeek217 years ago

What ex girlfriend?

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago

I have no ex and I’ll just eat cookies

Charlie Banks12 years ago

kill all of my exes, stay in on Tuesdays, only eat frozen yogurt.

Stichless7 years ago

I like it

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LexKate7 years ago

I'm a girl....also just don't get ice cream on Tuesday s

Toothbanger7 years ago

SCREW ICE CREAM. GET GELATO

Stealthinja6 years ago

there"s no difference tho? Was this written by an italian?

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LunaBPYT7 years ago

My mom doesn't have the ability to be any worse then she is. The worst she does is sigh and give a disappointed look.

MAGIC_OTAKU7 years ago

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TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

IRELAND IS BETTER THAN aMERICA

Verdega8 years ago

What if I have someone assassinate Mom and her assassin on Monday?

Josef Cullinane12 years ago

Buy a better assassin to assassinate the assassin.

Savage950006 years ago

Holy shit

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TeamKobus28 years ago

Never comin back with ma exes

BrynleeRavenberg7 years ago

Right

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Dregonna9 years ago

I have no ex girlfriend and I should only buy ice cream on Sundays and Thursdays. A big tub of Neapolitan.

RappmanD8 years ago

U R Smart! Neapolitan is so0o0o0o good.

drewhersch9 years ago

Just talk your ex girlfriend into going on Wednesday.

Tippapal9 years ago

I'm a girl, and i'm not a lesbian. Lol

Davidtheguy70809 years ago

Hey do you really need a mom with that much money?

Button Mash12349 years ago

What if I don't like Ice-Cream? What if I don't have a Ex-Girlfriend? What if I create killer robots to defend me? Solutions everywhere....

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Those killer robots then break free from your control and take over the planet. Thank you for enslaving humanity, @Button Mash1234.

desmond26009 years ago

Ä° dont have one :(

Just9919 years ago

Dont get a girlfriend, eat frozen yougurt

kate_99 years ago

what if ur mom is dead

oliver25119 years ago

OHOH Everyone has a mum born in her tummy :O

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Alegna42387 years ago

I don't have an ex. Also, I date boys.

BrynleeRavenberg7 years ago

I am a girl

Ltheawesome7 years ago

I'm a girl

Ernstsinaga7 years ago

Easy, buy ice cream on wednesdays

Bountyhunter32337 years ago

Ayye?

TonyTurtleMM7 years ago

This applies to girls to if they are lesbian, bisexual, etc.

mangojaguar04087 years ago

Don't date girls, simple.

Harkema7 years ago

This is a not specific

Gestusultumus7 years ago

lol still single

IDontNeedToBeHereRight7 years ago

i wont be able to get gf im too ugly...

BrynleeRavenberg7 years ago

Sorry

Ghh7 years ago

Rip ecomany

anxiousballoffluff7 years ago

I don't have an ex so I should be just fine Me go out on a Tuesday? Pffftt. I only go out on weekends

Flamingsnowball7 years ago

What if your mom was dead?

ValerieParker7 years ago

So my zombie/ghost mom comes back from the dead, to have me assassinated while buying something I wouldn't eat, with a person I never met irl.

Richard Goodrich12 years ago

HAH I NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND

pokemon_stampy7 years ago

same

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Brea Kanak12 years ago

im not a lesbian

VolleyballGirl9 years ago

but i actually never had a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend because i am not lesbian

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Tim Feldmann12 years ago

I don't buy ice-cream and don't have any ex-girlfriends...so...

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Technically speaking, a wife is an ex-girlfriend.

Mikayla Danielle Dildine12 years ago

easy... just kill your mom in her sleep before she can even get her hands on the money

BrynleeRavenberg7 years ago

Wow evil but affective

Mike Walsh12 years ago

All my exes are exes for a reason!

BrynleeRavenberg7 years ago

Right!! Mine was so stupid he didn’t get it

a3grimreaper10 years ago

All my exes live in Texas

HardQuestionsBoi2 years ago

Bro I just hired the entire world population as my guards

DragonFarts20048 years ago

Yep because I"ve never had a girl friend in my FUCKING LIFE!!!!!

Imogennn9 years ago

Then don't buy ice cream on Tuesdays with your ex. Simple

Brianda J. Rios12 years ago

she will not be in my testament anyway c;

ElMightBeHuman5 years ago

*aromantic laugher*

Dr mem9 years ago

ohhh so every wednesday?

Logisticmo49 years ago

Just don't have ice cream on a Tuesday with your ex duhhh

Bannanaboii113 years ago

You don’t hire assassins you hire hitmen. Assassins kill for their own cause, not cause they were hired.

SpeedDman7778 years ago

Ill just pull a kip kinkel and not have a mother

TheLonesomeBird9 years ago

Wtf this... This is a strange one!!! And why mum? Your not in my will anyway!!!!!

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