Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover19699 years ago

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person___china8 months ago

中国好队友

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AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Doesn't say when I get old and very ill and it doesn't say how far into the future!

GangsternauwL8 years ago

That"s what I'm doing RN, its called life

yalushi8 years ago

1. go to far future 2. pay some mega cybernetics corporation a lot 3. become a cyborg

Zacattac9 years ago

but money fixed all of that by making me a robot

Seceria9 years ago

Everyone becomes old as they age. Illness can be cured. Scenario doesnt imply this illness kills us or cannot be cured

Anthony Grady Hendrix12 years ago

just go to a fucking date with a cure

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

I just use my money to cure myself

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

smol_egg4 years ago

pay to cure the desease

raccoon9 years ago

Everyone is already dieing

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

the gaming t-rex9 years ago

HAVE A DATE THEN MAKE A CURE ITS THAT FUCKING SIMPLE

MissMissy8 years ago

well duh i"m going into the future

deez nuts man9 years ago

Ha jokes on you I Don't get sick easy

Khestra9 years ago

Ok go back in time and give the money to my younger self before I pushed the button and continuously get more and more rich

DerpyDolphin9 years ago

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The1Question3 years ago

We all are becoming old and I'll anyway I see no downside

Slicer98769 years ago

I don't want to be Biff tho

Chrisd889 years ago

rnglitchybrornDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ...[Show full comment]

nerdybucket8 years ago

I'm already mentally ill. No downside for me!

nerdybucket8 years ago

LOL!

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raccoon9 years ago

I know cdark

seiberte10 years ago

Use the money to get me back to normal

SomeGuy699 years ago

Bitch please I'm a time lord

Crya0t1cZZ_N00b9 years ago

I clicked I will not because of the reason that being rich would have a chance of making you a cruel, lonely person and the fact that you'll become old overtime anyway.

BlahBlah1239 years ago

I would just use the money I got and take a treatment.DUH!

Ben Hook12 years ago

Well they never really defined old.... old could be like 1,000 years for all we know

DerpyDolphin9 years ago

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Matcha_Biscuit3 years ago

ill become ill and old on the last second of my life

chonkeymonk3y12349 years ago

U are going old anyway, so u can just age a day or two. And the illness can be cured&#$*#:! #

Chrisd889 years ago

rnglitchybrornDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ...[Show full comment]

Migdin18 years ago

Obviously i will be old.. in many many years... in tge future there could be a machine that lets me live forever... so i would be old and at some point be very ill, only to get doctors 1000x better than the doctors now to help me

Dakaar9 years ago

I wouldn't want to make the date sad

I LOOK AT U9 years ago

everyone does

DopeMaster779 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ...[Show full comment]

FunkyCheeseballs9 years ago

So every superhero ever

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

Ur rich not that hard to buy medicine

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

No the master train lover 1969, I will not masterbait for you like a Fucking gaylord! "Stroke your dick"? I know a penis can be an animal sometimes but don't treat it like one! I am very sorry to any females who had to read that comment. It was extremely offensive!

loverofbidoofs8 years ago

Did u read it it has instructions u blind f*** er

coolkid549 years ago

glitchybro DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ...[Show full comment]

PatThePro9 years ago

Just cure yourself,and you would become old any ways

Sweet_Dreams10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Sidarthus2 years ago

I mean I'm willing to take a bet hoping humanity prevails over age and illness eventually (so long as you have money, which I will.)

amer2159 years ago

what if there is no cure

10000horsepower8 years ago

Don't we all become old and sometimes very ill?

Chrisd889 years ago

rnglitchybrornDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ...[Show full comment]

BRU9 years ago

#DEAL WITH IT

Free Mr. Lucas9 years ago

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loverofbidoofs8 years ago

555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 (and much more of them) are numbers u forgot to put the word times so u will get a lot of fives is what u said I'm like what the fuck