Will You Press The Button?

thomasthetrainlover1969 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

person___china 2 years ago

中国好队友

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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Doesn't say when I get old and very ill and it doesn't say how far into the future!

yalushi 9 years ago

1. go to far future 2. pay some mega cybernetics corporation a lot 3. become a cyborg

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

That"s what I'm doing RN, its called life

Seceria 11 years ago

Everyone becomes old as they age. Illness can be cured. Scenario doesnt imply this illness kills us or cannot be cured

Zacattac 10 years ago

but money fixed all of that by making me a robot

Anthony Grady Hendrix 13 years ago

just go to a fucking date with a cure

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

I just use my money to cure myself

raccoon 10 years ago

I know cdark

seiberte 11 years ago

Use the money to get me back to normal

SomeGuy69 11 years ago

Bitch please I'm a time lord

tomino 9 months ago

Minor temporary inconvenience. Travel to a time when aging is solved and having a young, healthy body is a basic human right, so they can just cure you.

Crya0t1cZZ_N00b 11 years ago

I clicked I will not because of the reason that being rich would have a chance of making you a cruel, lonely person and the fact that you'll become old overtime anyway.

BlahBlah123 11 years ago

I would just use the money I got and take a treatment.DUH!

Ben Hook 13 years ago

Well they never really defined old.... old could be like 1,000 years for all we know

DerpyDolphin 11 years ago

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Matcha_Biscuit 4 years ago

ill become ill and old on the last second of my life

chonkeymonk3y1234 11 years ago

U are going old anyway, so u can just age a day or two. And the illness can be cured&#$*#:! #

Chrisd88 11 years ago

rnglitchybrornDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ... [Show full comment]

Migdin1 10 years ago

Obviously i will be old.. in many many years... in tge future there could be a machine that lets me live forever... so i would be old and at some point be very ill, only to get doctors 1000x better than the doctors now to help me

I LOOK AT U 10 years ago

everyone does

Dakaar 11 years ago

I wouldn't want to make the date sad

DopeMaster77 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have ... [Show full comment]

Henwy 4 months ago

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loverofbidoofs 9 years ago

Ur rich not that hard to buy medicine

FunkyCheeseballs 11 years ago

So every superhero ever

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

No the master train lover 1969, I will not masterbait for you like a Fucking gaylord! "Stroke your dick"? I know a penis can be an animal sometimes but don't treat it like one! I am very sorry to any females who had to read that comment. It was extremely offensive!

loverofbidoofs 9 years ago

Did u read it it has instructions u blind f*** er

coolkid54 11 years ago

glitchybro DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ... [Show full comment]

Sweet_Dreams 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

PatThePro 11 years ago

Just cure yourself,and you would become old any ways

Sidarthus 3 years ago

I mean I'm willing to take a bet hoping humanity prevails over age and illness eventually (so long as you have money, which I will.)

amer215 11 years ago

what if there is no cure

Chrisd88 11 years ago

rnglitchybrornDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your ... [Show full comment]

10000horsepower 9 years ago

Don't we all become old and sometimes very ill?

BRU 11 years ago

#DEAL WITH IT

Free Mr. Lucas 10 years ago

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loverofbidoofs 9 years ago

555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 (and much more of them) are numbers u forgot to put the word times so u will get a lot of fives is what u said I'm like what the fuck

Henwy 4 months ago

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samaria733 11 years ago

U would be f###ing rixch who gives balls if ur old I would be like whateves

Yoshyo 11 years ago

Apparently 36248 people

Marley Mango McAllister 13 years ago

so life

skilay12 11 years ago

I never pland to date anyone

RPMGamer 11 years ago

wait i just understood your mistaken, it means time date, like 25th of october...

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charizard_ 9 years ago

Everyone gets sick and everyone grows old. What"s the problem?

EmilyNeaga 6 years ago

you have a shorter life!

Topsecrt 10 years ago

Health and youth ain't worth any money

Davies1704 11 years ago

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