Will You Press The Button?

MrTrollface2 years ago

Fuck yeah, shapeshifting time. Who gives a shit is metroman is slightly better than me? it just means he gets all the attention and i get to be ditto bitch

Timelypat8 years ago

Not like they"re bragging that they"re better than me. Also if someone with superpowers was on the news I don't think I'm the one that"s going to be experimented on by the government.

Gerias9 years ago

Fuck yeah I will be the best teleportation pizza guy while another dude is troubled with a meteor.

Xxgaming127xX9 years ago

ILL HAVE THE POWER OF ALWAYS BEING BETER THAN SOMEONE

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago

Add on to that, your new power is being able to use every superpower better than anyone else in existence. You can't be better than the best. And you can clone yourself so let your godlike doubles do all the work and pay them in your favorite thing, because they"re you!

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fandomss8 years ago

How can some one be better at traveling to fictional worlds??

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno12 years ago

What's your point? I wouldn't have to be the superhero. Someone else can handle the problem and I can use my power of teleportation to vacation anywhere I want for basically nothing.

MeyerJo7 years ago

Plus nobody would know tjat u have a superpower

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Aer0n8 years ago

Well, with the power of infinite power, I'll just wish him out of existence

ShadowMarco8 years ago

or wish to something like Reality Manipulation or Metapotence and it would be more easy to do it!

Bill-nye8 years ago

How can someone use the ability to teleport 2 the nearest mattress for good

phycoticlegend9 years ago

rob a bank using my powers, doesn't appear on the news

lifehacker4208 years ago

1. The power to gain as many powers as you want > 2. The power to derive people of their powers > 3. Enjoy...!

Mikuelious7 years ago

Don't forget, they could do the same to you...

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

All the powers and kill that person .

Aniemaniac8 years ago

Have the power of having any power

Spammy8 years ago

What if my power is to have the same power as a person on the news with the same power and I can be better at using my power than the person who"s power is better. PARADOX AWOKEN

Jack Hadfield12 years ago

How can someone be better at being invisible?

CringyBalls6o93 years ago

my dada when he left for milk

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Lortan8 years ago

im gonna have the power of Luffy im gonna be rubber man

DistantWisteria8 years ago

Well, that person will be my rival. So, hell yeah!

GhostKat8 years ago

I can be their sidekick!

MazMeowmam8 years ago

Nemesis? Yeah! Except I can not beat him ever...... Meh....

Bill-nye8 years ago

My power is to sleep

Hippopotamoose9 years ago

On the news??? Erm ok..anyway i'd have a arch nemesis, it'd be fun as hell

Undertaletrash2479 years ago

I have the power of wishes I'm not gonna fight I have so many things 2 do. Anyway I'm 2 lazy 2 be a superhero

Chiolette9 years ago

I would use it for my own, not for others. I won't like to be the superhero.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

I know right?

amazing spider monkey9 years ago

if i can have any super power i would just have the power to do anything and then just make the other guy cease to exist

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago

Magic would be great

JimiTTB9 years ago

Not risking it. They could be villains, and since my ideal power is a mix of telepathy and telekinesis, I don't wanna see what they'd do with that ability...

Thjmze 9 years ago

*Tonks

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neoiscool9 years ago

idd just kill the person

PotatoSenpai9 years ago

Power of having all powers? Cause I'll be fine with that st least I'll be stronger than super man.

loophole199 years ago

I could always just train to be better than them

scheuerman9 years ago

So? Doesn't stop me from enjoying myself

Tohki9 years ago

Not much of a downside when you can have any power for free

qwertylion9 years ago

The power to have all useful powers.

pielord1239 years ago

Power to walk thru walls and fly

Candyprincess9 years ago

Flying power much. They might be able to fly faster or something, but I dont care, I would be able to fly

baconlord9 years ago

yaaaaas

RamiFury9 years ago

The ability to kill anyone I desire. I'd kill that person

..Alainiak..9 years ago

So almost nobody knows that I have the same power as the guy on the news...rn?

Arthur_Sarue9 years ago

So I become a professional supervillain.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Finally, someone who sees things my way.

DragonLord72910 years ago

I can learn from them

Gabriel Loureiro12 years ago

The ability to kill anyone I desire. I'd kill that person

Siegislash4 years ago

If they are better at killing than you, then they might find a way to rid of you before you rid of that person, since they are better at killing maybe?

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TheNerdLord5 years ago

So I'm basically CW Flash.

Filipkovarik9 years ago

My power: Create or change anything you can describe, in a form most convenient to you, if you are the person who pushed the button. Problem solved.

Spodermen10 years ago

my superpower will be smelling dog shit miles away

PinkRabbit9 years ago

I would use it for me not being a hero so idc

MariaElisabeth10 years ago

There are already always people on the news who are better than me.

Minipotatoes8 years ago

Power of infinite wishes cause screw the rules, I now have money. And all the games I want. Wait, how is he better at using infinite wishes than me?

sbutisbauch10 years ago

What about invincibility?

Chris Hurd12 years ago

Healing. Ok, you are better, but unless you actively heal everyone I still can run a nice business. You want to heal everyone? Mission accomplished.

Mikuelious7 years ago

Who cares? I don't care if someone"s better at using telekinesis than I am. It"s still a badass ability. And who says we"d have to become enemies, let alone even meet?

Iwontpushit9 years ago

Shapeshifting Shapeshift into a different person and kill them.

cupcake25163 years ago

I’ll simply make the news not exist

Purple-Guy9 years ago

Lol telekinesis here I come lol (all you have to do is think if moving objects in ur head) so yah its easy for my power ^-^

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