Will You Press The Button?

LunaCipher 9 years ago

Who wants childrens or sex?? Both are unnecessary

YRWeHere 2 years ago

You wouldn't even need condoms cuz you can never have kids. Plus, just find a girl who is fine with not getting married.

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Me :) 9 years ago

Well, I don't want a wife, I'm a girl and I'm straight, I can adopt, and I have a nice secure bank account? *SLAMS BUTTON*

Cole SoulGem 13 years ago

HAHA JOKES ON YEW IM GAY x3

Timmytom 6 years ago

So am I 😉

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CitrusWasTaken 5 years ago

Idk if I want children, but I'm attracted to literally everything except female/feminine genders so Jokes on you B]

KaiRose 10 years ago

I don't want a wife, I want a husband. IM A FRICKING GIRL

QueenOfTheCrows 2 years ago

Ignore EllieJ, as a lesbian I'm sure ur attractive

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CowJuice 9 years ago

Heh. Good news. Im a girl. Bad news. Im les

CitrusWasTaken 5 years ago

Oh no-

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago

I can get a husband cuz I'm a girl and I can just adopt a puppy, or kids, but puppies are less work because they don't complain every 5 seconds

Mateiux 9 years ago

Haha jokes on you i am asexual ;)

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

Yeah right, LIAR!

JediKnight 9 years ago

im a girl

Amanda Stenback 13 years ago

1. Not sure if I want children anyway 2. I may not be able to have a wife but I can still have a husband 3. If I do meet a gorgeous woman we can be together without getting married

Molksi 5 years ago

u can adopt children anyway :3

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Melite 9 years ago

The joke is on you for I am a asexual.

ThePaulDude 3 years ago

No your not, your just making that up.

NeoThunder 9 years ago

1 : don't want children 2 : no need to marry

Beth Lott 13 years ago

Straight woman says, "Okay then."

Lilianna Lee 13 years ago

#teamnobabies

Sara Shaffer 13 years ago

I'm a girl so it works out

Cici Asxbutch 13 years ago

I'm a straight girl and adopt. BOOM.

AColdGuy 5 years ago

It says "children". That means means you can only have 1.

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Kay Paffel 13 years ago

I hate children and have no interest in marriage. I push this button with glee.

Austin Crandell 13 years ago

so a genius billionare playboy philanthropist?

Chameleon687 6 years ago

I have a sudden urge to fight crime in Gotham City

Eugene Casuple 13 years ago

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ixToxic 11 years ago

Upside? ._.

ShouldIPressThisButton 2 years ago

The only difference is that i would have money

NigEl1234 10 years ago

I see no downside.

Imad Hraiz 13 years ago

Ever heard of cohabitation? no legal marriage needed.

Kordell_11 6 years ago

If I don't marry her she doesn't become my wife. She can just stay as my girlfriend.

Chameleon687 6 years ago

With that profile pic, it doesn't make a difference whether you push the button or not

CresentMoon 11 years ago

I don't have to worry about debt or living out on the streets like a hobo. I don't see the problem here......

Akari_Enderwolf 9 years ago

I made a loophole that "never have children" literally means more than one child, plus I'm a girl anyway so it would be easier to have a husband so again, loophole.

Kdub 10 years ago

I'm a woman so ..

Hannah Marie 13 years ago

I do not want a wife I am a girl

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

Jokes on you! I'm straight! And i can adopt!

MC Steal Yo Girl 11 years ago

I fuck too many hoes anyway

BobbyWasabiMk2 9 years ago

Hell yeah, who tf wants annoying little brats running around sucking up your income and a woman who always lectures you and gets mad when you dont do things her way?

arachnidsGrip 11 years ago

Doesnt say i cant have a love life

Apollo924 4 years ago

I’m a boy and even I’m noticing that the buttons think your a boy.

Em1tter 9 years ago

JOKES ON YOU I"M A STRAIGHT FEMALE

Lexikat 11 years ago

I'm a kid and I don't want kids jokes on you button

B0gg0 9 years ago

I'll have a girlfriend then

Fireball 12 years ago

i dont want children

Nimrodthelesser 5 years ago

“It’s gonna be, wait for it...Legerndary !!!!” - Barney Stinson

sanspai_bae 10 years ago

Doesnt matter im in love with a skeleton

Devansh6769 6 months ago

Bruh No Wife But We Are Allowed To Have Girlfriend Thats It!!!

Caleb_Dume 10 years ago

Hehe ... Women that means that you can have a husband

Lani Brock 12 years ago

Nope... Need those, except for kids.. They can wait

Prajwal 6 years ago

hmm Thanks I want to be a gamer

SECRET 11 years ago

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO MENTION IM AROACE

Adrienne 11 years ago

I'm a girl so I can have a husband and adopt children I am good

epic97101 7 years ago

well what if someone here is female?

WeirdMango21 11 years ago

I still can have a gf, like, without marriage, cant i?)

Occult_Nightingale 11 years ago

6Demonic6Killer6 way to speak for feminism by criticizing a woman for voicing her own personal opinion. As a bisexual woman, I's advise you to think about what you say in the name of feminism, because you might be giving it a bad name.

unsmart42069 3 years ago

downside?

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