Will You Press The Button?

LunaCipher8 years ago

Who wants childrens or sex?? Both are unnecessary

YRWeHerelast year

You wouldn't even need condoms cuz you can never have kids. Plus, just find a girl who is fine with not getting married.

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CitrusWasTaken4 years ago

Idk if I want children, but I'm attracted to literally everything except female/feminine genders so Jokes on you B]

Me :)8 years ago

Well, I don't want a wife, I'm a girl and I'm straight, I can adopt, and I have a nice secure bank account? *SLAMS BUTTON*

KaiRose9 years ago

I don't want a wife, I want a husband. IM A FRICKING GIRL

QueenOfTheCrows9 months ago

Ignore EllieJ, as a lesbian I'm sure ur attractive

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Cole SoulGem12 years ago

HAHA JOKES ON YEW IM GAY x3

Timmytom5 years ago

So am I 😉

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CowJuice8 years ago

Heh. Good news. Im a girl. Bad news. Im les

CitrusWasTaken4 years ago

Oh no-

ZippyDoggey8 years ago

I can get a husband cuz I'm a girl and I can just adopt a puppy, or kids, but puppies are less work because they don't complain every 5 seconds

Mateiux8 years ago

Haha jokes on you i am asexual ;)

ThePaulDude2 years ago

Yeah right, LIAR!

JediKnight8 years ago

im a girl

Amanda Stenback12 years ago

1. Not sure if I want children anyway 2. I may not be able to have a wife but I can still have a husband 3. If I do meet a gorgeous woman we can be together without getting married

Molksi4 years ago

u can adopt children anyway :3

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Melite8 years ago

The joke is on you for I am a asexual.

ThePaulDude2 years ago

No your not, your just making that up.

NeoThunder8 years ago

1 : don't want children 2 : no need to marry

Beth Lott12 years ago

Straight woman says, "Okay then."

Lilianna Lee12 years ago

#teamnobabies

Sara Shaffer12 years ago

I'm a girl so it works out

Cici Asxbutch12 years ago

I'm a straight girl and adopt. BOOM.

AColdGuy4 years ago

It says "children". That means means you can only have 1.

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Kay Paffel12 years ago

I hate children and have no interest in marriage. I push this button with glee.

Austin Crandell12 years ago

so a genius billionare playboy philanthropist?

Chameleon6874 years ago

I have a sudden urge to fight crime in Gotham City

Eugene Casuple12 years ago

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Thewalk47567 years ago

It doesn't say you can't have a girlfriend. Plus, there"s no downside to straght women.

tapood9 years ago

girlfriend+adopt. not MY children

6Demonic6Killer610 years ago

because being a girl automatically means you want a husband. You can say you want a husband, but don't justify the reason on the fact that your a girl, which is implying all girls want husbands. qwertyuiop1235 way to speak to feminism. I'm a guy XD

dragon_in_a_human_body2 years ago

my aroace self: I see this as an absolute win.

BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago

I never plan on having kids and I already have a wife that's bitchy and has crippling anger issues so I wish to get rid of her so ok

Darrien Jones12 years ago

Well I can have a girlfriend forever

MagconFeelsTho8 years ago

I'm a girl! Hahah

NoSchoolTomorrow10 years ago

you can have sex with any girl you whant and get big houses and great cars and again, a lot of pussy !!! I love whene ther is no downside...

Wannactanberrysprite3 years ago

IM FEMALE AND HATE KIDS BOOYAH

legakeir5759 years ago

Cici asxbutch I agree you can also adopt childrenðŸ˜

arwell7 years ago

I want a family though

Achim Hofvenschiold10 years ago

I can have a girlfriend right? And I'm okay with a dog, no stress with having child. Don't get me wrong tho, I friggin love children.

whichoneofyoufuckerstooktheusenameElex4 years ago

jokes on you I never even planned on marrying and having kids

MoMoPuppys9 years ago

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Fizerwhiz_20068 years ago

Uh well it says "wife".... I would have a husband.....

CreeperCraft13710 years ago

LINUS TECH TIPS

Ducksquad8 years ago

I am just gonna get a girlfriend no rings attached

DrunkHardNinja11 years ago

Meh, don't want kids and I can still have a good relationship.

shibasona8 years ago

Well... I can still have a girlfriend...

SamsonRules202010 years ago

This world is in such a downfall it'd be better not to throw a wife or children into it.

Cheeeselast year

children suck anyways plus gay people like me don't need wife

Micayla Gigi Spencer12 years ago

I pressed this button so hard. Never getting a wife and magical tubal litigation?! Yes please.

German-Dumbass55 years ago

Bruh, I don't want children or a wife

Caligirl9 years ago

I'll just adopt kids!

DG gamer109 years ago

Adoption is having kids

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YorkshireLadJohn3 years ago

I don’t mind being single, that was one of my choices in life anyway.

JGK9 years ago

More money, less problems, less stress---where's the downside?

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago

What if your a girl bot saying i am but still whoever made this was being sexus and not being thoughtful about others and thats a lot to say comeing from a ten year old yes im ten

Lilzy9 years ago

I am not a man. I am a girl. Why would have a wife for???

Purkkhan578 years ago

Im extremely anti-social, fuck it.

PrincessRTFM10 years ago

Husband and no kids sounds better to me...

FriedGalaxyChickenNuggets8 years ago

HAHA JOKES IN YOU IM A WOMAN and not lesbian.

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