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You become a guard of any faction in any fictional universe of your choosing,
but
you take an arrow to the knee.
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djvoid2259 years ago
i used to be an adventurer like u then i took an arrow to the knee :(

wisecrack39 years ago
First comes love then vows an arrow in the knee
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Veer4 years ago
It’s in Minecraft, time to eat

The_potato_man3 years ago
Become a gym leader lol

Lucky the golden potato9 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee

Geperdy8 years ago
I have the fast heal spell, ill be okay

Samalot1277 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Pelle Frid12 years ago
so how is getting married a bad thing?

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
marriage sounds great if it"s with the one you love and not those forced ones
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Branater8 years ago
I change the meaning of knee to apple pie!

Star Wars fan 249 years ago
Alright I will go to my universe were I get married and I will stop myself from getting married and then I will get married to the same person( who is my crush). Loop hole.

Ice warrior 12345678909 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

FireFoxArtty7 years ago
I’ve seen his on several questions and whoever starred it has TERRIBLE SPELLING
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Kattheicykitten9 years ago
So can I marry Foxy? If I can I don't care about the downside im pressing the button.

PikaGurl9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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Colin Londino12 years ago
Old joke is old.

Destructer2463 years ago
So are you old then too?
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Kaity Avedovech12 years ago
So I find the love of my life? win/win

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
arrow to the knee? i'd recover. equestria, here i come!

Seapony7 years ago
Yeah, Equestria would probably be one of the few realities with magic healthcare that could heal a knee injury.
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Tosj Brooks12 years ago
I use ta be an adventure like you once...but then I took an arrow to the knee

David Kazek12 years ago
Figuratively or literally? If it's #1, I'll be happy. I get married. If it's the second one, meh, I'll survive. An arrow won't kill you, just injure me really badly. Then I get someone to heal it like a wizard or something

Ice warrior 12345678909 years ago
#2 you wouldn't be able to walk ok
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Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago
So I could be guard of the Devils then slide in to the Occult Research Club, if yah know what I'm saying

Lilbear237 years ago
Both are bad

Rayziar9 years ago
win/win

MlilaKidsxD8 years ago
10/3 Think One of the 3 is me I think this shit makes no Shit fuck this shit fuck it fuck it

that one fangirl11 years ago
*SLAMS FIST ON BUTTON* ill recover anyway, everyone dies a couple times in homestuck

iwasapenguin7 years ago
Guard = Red Shirt, it won't end at the arrow.

Xenomorf0CZ9 years ago
Skyrim questions: Arrow in the knee.

tomantoman8 years ago
do you know how god damn painful that is

Shay Geffen12 years ago
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee" old joke is old, dude, its not even funny anymore....

Bunnygirl26249 years ago
how are so many comments from 46 yrs ago????

Discord-bananaa64793 years ago
It"s just a knee

megamage1237779 years ago
I use to be a guard like you until I took a arrow to the knee.

SpungBob8 years ago
Patrolling the mojave makes you wish for an arrow in the knee

The WorldEater129 years ago
Skyrim reference. Also it never says how deep into the knee or if it directly above or below the kneecap. But that's just a theory...A GAME THEORY!!!!

xXFOXXYCHEESEXx7 years ago
If you don’t have knees you can’t take the arrow

Herobrina9 years ago
A arrow to the knee isnt that bad

BrooklynColeman8 years ago
so basically we are all going to live in skyrim

Rexness61310 years ago
SO I BECOME AWESOME IN A FIC UNIVERSE AAAAAANNNDDDD I GET TO MARRY SOMEONE THERE?!?!?!! AAWWWWW HECK YUS.

Karolina Sałkowska12 years ago
Skyrim, Skyrim everywhere XD

RandomDude639 years ago
I COULD BE A SPACE PIRATE IN "No Man's Sky"? *SLAMS BUTTON*

Heewalle7 years ago
Oh! I wanna get married and be a cool-ass guard! Let’s go!

Panic!atmychemicalfallout9 years ago
I used to be a wizard like you. But then I took a arrow to the knee.

LadyChaomii9 years ago
The battle-scars are an added bonus! :D

ShomariKnight8 years ago
... no comment

alusiek20099 years ago
Like this game

Who am I8 years ago
Omg I would take this

AssHar8 years ago
Whiterun guard #13 would e my new name.

Aphoriste10 years ago
Incoming Dovahkin

speen9 years ago
I like being an adventurer.

AColdGuy4 years ago
*confused in star wars* Why are there arrows here!

Semmel20009 years ago
Skyrim?

Ice warrior 12345678909 years ago
It means a literal arrow to the knee stupids

Wowza1437 years ago
Omg this is from Skyrim

HowToPressTheButton9 years ago
skyrim reference?
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