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You become a guard of any faction in any fictional universe of your choosing,
but
you take an arrow to the knee.
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djvoid225 11 years ago
i used to be an adventurer like u then i took an arrow to the knee :(

wisecrack3 10 years ago
First comes love then vows an arrow in the knee
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Veer 5 years ago
It’s in Minecraft, time to eat

Lucky the golden potato 10 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee

The_potato_man 5 years ago
Become a gym leader lol

Geperdy 9 years ago
I have the fast heal spell, ill be okay

Pelle Frid 13 years ago
so how is getting married a bad thing?

SpamtonG.Spamton 3 years ago
marriage sounds great if it"s with the one you love and not those forced ones
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Samalot127 9 years ago
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Branater 10 years ago
I change the meaning of knee to apple pie!

Star Wars fan 24 10 years ago
Alright I will go to my universe were I get married and I will stop myself from getting married and then I will get married to the same person( who is my crush). Loop hole.

Kattheicykitten 11 years ago
So can I marry Foxy? If I can I don't care about the downside im pressing the button.

PikaGurl 10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]
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Colin Londino 13 years ago
Old joke is old.

Destructer246 4 years ago
So are you old then too?
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Kaity Avedovech 13 years ago
So I find the love of my life? win/win

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago
arrow to the knee? i'd recover. equestria, here i come!

Seapony 8 years ago
Yeah, Equestria would probably be one of the few realities with magic healthcare that could heal a knee injury.
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Tosj Brooks 13 years ago
I use ta be an adventure like you once...but then I took an arrow to the knee

David Kazek 13 years ago
Figuratively or literally? If it's #1, I'll be happy. I get married. If it's the second one, meh, I'll survive. An arrow won't kill you, just injure me really badly. Then I get someone to heal it like a wizard or something

Ice warrior 1234567890 10 years ago
#2 you wouldn't be able to walk ok
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ninjurtle 11 years ago
i will be an dovahkiin

ThatGuyNamedSam2378 9 years ago
GOO TO A DOCTOR, OR TAKE A HELTH POCHION

Furious Finch 11 years ago
The Astartes don't particularly feel bothered by arrows in the knees. I mean fuck it, they were probably gonna be aug'd or replaced at some point in the next decade anyway.

StarKiller340 10 years ago
Classy Skyrim refences

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 2 years ago
dodge it

Aschtad1409 9 years ago
I used to play Skyrim till I took an arrow to the knee

Button 3247 12 years ago
Doctor Clan :P

Gamba_Craft 10 years ago
use fake leg, like protose

That_filipino_kid 7 years ago
I shall get a fake leg

My stupid comments are saving the world 11 years ago
The faction will provide titanium knee armor so take that white run gaurds

Anonamoose_pvpz 10 years ago
So I could be guard of the Devils then slide in to the Occult Research Club, if yah know what I'm saying

Lilbear23 8 years ago
Both are bad

Rayziar 11 years ago
win/win

MlilaKidsxD 10 years ago
10/3 Think One of the 3 is me I think this shit makes no Shit fuck this shit fuck it fuck it

that one fangirl 12 years ago
*SLAMS FIST ON BUTTON* ill recover anyway, everyone dies a couple times in homestuck

iwasapenguin 9 years ago
Guard = Red Shirt, it won't end at the arrow.

Xenomorf0CZ 11 years ago
Skyrim questions: Arrow in the knee.

tomantoman 10 years ago
do you know how god damn painful that is

Shay Geffen 13 years ago
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee" old joke is old, dude, its not even funny anymore....

Bunnygirl2624 11 years ago
how are so many comments from 46 yrs ago????

Discord-bananaa6479 4 years ago
It"s just a knee

megamage123777 11 years ago
I use to be a guard like you until I took a arrow to the knee.

SpungBob 9 years ago
Patrolling the mojave makes you wish for an arrow in the knee

The WorldEater12 11 years ago
Skyrim reference. Also it never says how deep into the knee or if it directly above or below the kneecap. But that's just a theory...A GAME THEORY!!!!

xXFOXXYCHEESEXx 8 years ago
If you don’t have knees you can’t take the arrow

Herobrina 11 years ago
A arrow to the knee isnt that bad

BrooklynColeman 9 years ago
so basically we are all going to live in skyrim

Rexness613 12 years ago
SO I BECOME AWESOME IN A FIC UNIVERSE AAAAAANNNDDDD I GET TO MARRY SOMEONE THERE?!?!?!! AAWWWWW HECK YUS.

Karolina Sałkowska 13 years ago
Skyrim, Skyrim everywhere XD

RandomDude63 11 years ago
I COULD BE A SPACE PIRATE IN "No Man's Sky"? *SLAMS BUTTON*

Heewalle 8 years ago
Oh! I wanna get married and be a cool-ass guard! Let’s go!

Panic!atmychemicalfallout 11 years ago
I used to be a wizard like you. But then I took a arrow to the knee.

plukva 6 months ago
lol

LadyChaomii 11 years ago
The battle-scars are an added bonus! :D

ShomariKnight 9 years ago
... no comment
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