Will You Press The Button?

I_DONT_UNDERSTAND_TAXES 3 years ago

a scar isn't that big a deal

minimegaman090 2 years ago

so what i have a scar, i'm still getting PROFITS

Tayler Martin 13 years ago

Scars are fucking awesome.

Snoopy1012 9 years ago

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

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elasp_bth 11 years ago

Scars ain't a big deal, and my dream since I was 5 is to write a bestseller.

angelcorpse 11 years ago

Good luck

Devmiester 11 years ago

More like a badass scar

Vorgi 6 years ago

I have one on my elbow which looks like a demented dry Spanish cucumber

Budster 6 years ago

Why the frick would I not want a bad ass scar?

Whatamidoing3 9 years ago

Downside? I'll look fucking badass

BartekTomasik 9 years ago

Is that Tord or Chara?

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

It would be a large scar diagonally from the bottom right of my face to the top left.

FlorencePierce 9 years ago

Sounds way cool. I"d buy that - and the book!

JessS 10 years ago

Freakin Harry Potter!! If he wrote his own books …

Vinil Scratch 11 years ago

This sounds amazing! Why wouldn't you want an awesome scar?

Annie4Realz 11 years ago

Scars are actually pretty cool.

Curtis Karpe 11 years ago

the scar will be super tiny and scar are awsome

LusciousLevitticus 9 years ago

It says it will be across your face so it won't be tiny

Kacchan 8 years ago

Guys, just use make-up.

Spooder-Mu 8 years ago

I"M HARRY FREAKIN" POTTER!

DonutKing 8 years ago

Lol good joke

Lzke 8 years ago

Interviewer: So where did you get this scar? Me: I got it from fighting a dragon back in my youth. Sneaky bastard, thought it could just launch a surprise-attack...

thiccboi 8 years ago

I don't see a downside, I don't care if my legendary scar is ugly, it'll help me get a victory royale

GamerAsh25 9 years ago

That honestly sounds badass

Tannaz Azad 13 years ago

Scars are awesome but if said scar isn't awesome then I can use the money from the book to fix it

D YellowMadness 9 years ago

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Sweets0412 9 years ago

My friends said she picks at her scabs because scars make you look cooler.

FlorencePierce 9 years ago

Your scar would totally rock the sales anyway, funding at least 5 other books (especially as you either change the story of how you got the scar with each book launch, or better yet, you refuse to comment, letting urban legend sell more books yet!).

P7 10 years ago

I'm a badass author, hell yeah!

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

Hahaha. I'm a writer, AND I"ve got more than enough scars on my face for me, and the Brady Bunch, So it"s a pure win for me.

Snickers22 10 years ago

eh i can live with a scar

Princessofgame 11 years ago

I will use The book to fix my scar. But only if it is very terrible. I don't think that scars are very horrible

Princessofgame 11 years ago

The money of the book, i mean

Catnipmisty 11 years ago

Cool scar that will be me

TheShadowWolf 11 years ago

Badass best selling author with a scar? Why not

NewAgeWizard 12 years ago

Novel writer + scar = INSTANT BADASSERY

Rocco Cannone 13 years ago

idc id look like tyrion lmao

Kel VoiceBox 13 years ago

It's a made up tale about ow I got the scar.

Nina Fontana 13 years ago

remind me of harry potter ... except the scar is not especially ugly

Dylan DeMaris 13 years ago

It would make you have character

Robert Forrest Dockham 13 years ago

Chicks Dig Scars

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

Doesn't matter, I'd still be a best - selling author

Ethan Schroeder 13 years ago

Already got one.

Col Anderson 13 years ago

People would then call me Scarface :P

Erik PavlovitÅ¡ev 13 years ago

The last piece of becoming The Joker...Proceed

Gina Janic 13 years ago

I will be called Scar Face from now on

Otaku Alex 13 years ago

Scars are awesome. Pls make happen. Oh wait, I don't write books and never will.

Kelsey Starbuck 13 years ago

Would you like to know how i got this scar?

Selmar Koning 13 years ago

i already have 8 of those scars on my face, so number 9 can join in as well

Smile-Dog Jpg 13 years ago

I don't see a downside?

AhmetSabir 9 years ago

Always wanted one

SirDistic 11 years ago

So? I'd be rich with a badass scar.

classic_muscle 11 years ago

SCARMAN!!

imavirginnn 6 years ago

is that novel harry potter

Blackcat13 9 years ago

As long as it’s like from top to bottom three stripes on my eye

discophone42 11 years ago

You would look badass screw the novel and already made one with six fucking seasons

discophone42 11 years ago

Jokes on you already have a scar

JakeTheGamer 10 years ago

I have a scar when I was 3 my great grandmother's dog was playing rough with me scratching and nearly bit me

rrr598 12 years ago

Yeah, people would say "aww, where'd you get that awesome scar?" "Oh, I got it while fighting 12 samurai. I did win, though." And it's writing, not acting.

Skittlyrainbow 8 years ago

YOU"D JUST LOOK COOL AND BECOME A LEGEND

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