Will You Press The Button?

I_DONT_UNDERSTAND_TAXESlast year

a scar isn't that big a deal

minimegaman090last year

so what i have a scar, i'm still getting PROFITS

Tayler Martin12 years ago

Scars are fucking awesome.

Snoopy10127 years ago

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

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elasp_bth10 years ago

Scars ain't a big deal, and my dream since I was 5 is to write a bestseller.

angelcorpse10 years ago

Good luck

Budster5 years ago

Why the frick would I not want a bad ass scar?

Devmiester10 years ago

More like a badass scar

Vorgi5 years ago

I have one on my elbow which looks like a demented dry Spanish cucumber

Whatamidoing38 years ago

Downside? I'll look fucking badass

BartekTomasik8 years ago

Is that Tord or Chara?

Kittenlover1018 years ago

It would be a large scar diagonally from the bottom right of my face to the top left.

FlorencePierce8 years ago

Sounds way cool. I"d buy that - and the book!

JessS8 years ago

Freakin Harry Potter!! If he wrote his own books …

Vinil Scratch9 years ago

This sounds amazing! Why wouldn't you want an awesome scar?

Annie4Realz9 years ago

Scars are actually pretty cool.

Curtis Karpe9 years ago

the scar will be super tiny and scar are awsome

LusciousLevitticus8 years ago

It says it will be across your face so it won't be tiny

Kacchan7 years ago

Guys, just use make-up.

Spooder-Mu7 years ago

I"M HARRY FREAKIN" POTTER!

DonutKing7 years ago

Lol good joke

Lzke7 years ago

Interviewer: So where did you get this scar? Me: I got it from fighting a dragon back in my youth. Sneaky bastard, thought it could just launch a surprise-attack...

thiccboi7 years ago

I don't see a downside, I don't care if my legendary scar is ugly, it'll help me get a victory royale

GamerAsh257 years ago

That honestly sounds badass

Sweets04128 years ago

My friends said she picks at her scabs because scars make you look cooler.

FlorencePierce8 years ago

Your scar would totally rock the sales anyway, funding at least 5 other books (especially as you either change the story of how you got the scar with each book launch, or better yet, you refuse to comment, letting urban legend sell more books yet!).

P78 years ago

I'm a badass author, hell yeah!

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

Hahaha. I'm a writer, AND I"ve got more than enough scars on my face for me, and the Brady Bunch, So it"s a pure win for me.

Snickers229 years ago

eh i can live with a scar

Tannaz Azad12 years ago

Scars are awesome but if said scar isn't awesome then I can use the money from the book to fix it

D YellowMadness8 years ago

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Princessofgame9 years ago

I will use The book to fix my scar. But only if it is very terrible. I don't think that scars are very horrible

Princessofgame9 years ago

The money of the book, i mean

Catnipmisty 9 years ago

Cool scar that will be me

TheShadowWolf10 years ago

Badass best selling author with a scar? Why not

NewAgeWizard10 years ago

Novel writer + scar = INSTANT BADASSERY

Rocco Cannone12 years ago

idc id look like tyrion lmao

Kel VoiceBox12 years ago

It's a made up tale about ow I got the scar.

Nina Fontana12 years ago

remind me of harry potter ... except the scar is not especially ugly

Dylan DeMaris12 years ago

It would make you have character

Robert Forrest Dockham12 years ago

Chicks Dig Scars

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Doesn't matter, I'd still be a best - selling author

Gina Janic12 years ago

I will be called Scar Face from now on

Ethan Schroeder12 years ago

Already got one.

Col Anderson12 years ago

People would then call me Scarface :P

Erik PavlovitÅ¡ev12 years ago

The last piece of becoming The Joker...Proceed

Smile-Dog Jpg12 years ago

I don't see a downside?

Otaku Alex12 years ago

Scars are awesome. Pls make happen. Oh wait, I don't write books and never will.

Kelsey Starbuck12 years ago

Would you like to know how i got this scar?

Selmar Koning12 years ago

i already have 8 of those scars on my face, so number 9 can join in as well

AlmightyDuckLord3 years ago

Scars are sick so yes

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Pain fades, bruises heal & chicks dig scars!

Fenwyn087 years ago

There is ABSOLUTELY no downside

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

never says it hurts.

Mattdoherty8 years ago

Fuck yea chicks dig scars

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l_bin397 years ago

@Harry potter

CyberClutch10 years ago

A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS

TeamKobus28 years ago

Scars are fucking awesome! Only if it isn't in the form of a dick

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