You could walk on water
but
You could not drink it, or use it. Example: Shower
I will not


Winterplains8 years ago
I can already run, walk, sit, lay down on water....it"s called ICE

C7 years ago
Genius

Nathan Eidson12 years ago
Wouldn't I die from dehydration? Or just die instantly, since the human body is roughly around 3/4 water?

diddo4 years ago
yeah... who the hell would press this
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CyberMikuJem8 years ago
Why are people so stupid? YOU WILL DIE WITHOUT WATER

ThePaulDude4 years ago
That"s how people are, they"re stupid, it"s a part of human nature.

billbillerson7 years ago
I SHOWER IN VODKA

banananananananan9 months ago
那不也有水

DrTree8 years ago
If I walk on water, i technicly use it as my ground.. So, no upside

KatherineBean7 years ago
this is a dumb one because you could walk on water for only 2 days

kitchen_sink448 years ago
Then basically you can't even drink anyhing

Haaaru8 years ago
... no shower... gOSh tHiS iS noT tHE sToNe aGe oR soMetHinG

Lostsoul13139 years ago
Example: wash yourself in the rain.

AnimeLionWolf1238 years ago
If you can't use the water then that probably includes rain stupids
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Joshua Kyle Woods12 years ago
what is this "shower" you speak of

Darkstar_the_clan_cat4 years ago
says portuguese
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Blake Foster Dunks12 years ago
id just shower in chocolate milk

ventibestwaifu4 years ago
google said it"s 90% water so uh??
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Валентин Томов12 years ago
I don't shower anyways

Calder Jappy12 years ago
15% of people would die from not driking enough water. And it does not say they can live without water.

53NP419 years ago
Thats a jesus knockoff except you cant drink water or anything that contains water.I want my Red Bull.

The WorldEater129 years ago
Just drink milk or orange juice. I'm still alive and I haven't had drank water yet.

BobWeasly8 years ago
Eat it?

AngySmugleaf8 months ago
Enjoy your final 3 days.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Our body is like 70 percent water so if you don't drink it or use it you will die from extreme dehydration.

Kikako9 years ago
I WOULD DIE OF DEHYDRATION WTH

Miracle9 years ago
Why the fuck would I want to walk on water anyway, what if I wanted to run

AngelCake9 years ago
i dont shower anyway and i can just drink milk or something

TheOOOF5 years ago
U still can drink juice or any other drink

bookworm469 years ago
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Z_Emruld7 years ago
You would die!

Macintrasher9 years ago
What good is walking on water if I would just die 3 days later from dehydration?

Kaladin9 years ago
Well first off you need water and when you walk on water you use it to walk on so it contradicts

JeffTheKiller12310 years ago
I saw a button that is perfect jeff the killer style. Feel no pain and cant die. Downside you love to kill. AWESOME!!

the b-rad5659 years ago
Then die of dehydration

DrCalories_4 years ago
i would shower in obama’s piss

Zacattac9 years ago
takes shower flies through roof because he has to be on top of it.

Username19 years ago
Would die :/

guywhitchicken9 years ago
you cant use water so you cant use it to walk on it UPSIDE?

guywhitchicken9 years ago
whoa forget i had immoratalitie

ThatGuyBarney9 years ago
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Sailor_sapphire9 years ago
IM JESUS

shootist109 years ago
So either I get 5mins on water and die or live hmmmmm what am I gonna pick

DeKyper9 years ago
You can't live without water, so you could only have fun walking on water for a few days at most...

TrulyAnonymus4 years ago
Something Called ICE

Pandor9 years ago
So for a party trick, you would have to thirst to death. Try to make it equal reward/consequence next time.

Itsmehere7 years ago
Every drink is mainly made of water. Fruits are mainly water. Meat has water in it, unless it"s very well dried or something. The human body is mostly water. It would be stupid to press the button.

SpaceBrain9 years ago
If i cant use water, then i cant walk on it :P

Solarcleric9 years ago
You'd be dead in less than a week.

greaterfiend10 years ago
I prefer to swim anyway.

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ThatCatByTheStreet2 years ago
how do you walk on water if you can not use it? you need to use the water to walk on...

kasdubbbz8 years ago
Haha who the fuck would press the button

ButtonGod7 years ago
I'll die of hydration or they'll feed it through my stomach

EmmaSkula6 years ago
They will feed you with a tube for free cuz you"re literally Jesus

purple_girl9 years ago
idk i hate taking a shower

kizzy cupcake 9 years ago
Kingfruit has the right idea scroll down to his comment.

oldnotweak9 years ago
so i would have to inject it into my stomach? or use an IV? no thanks

holybarbarianknight9 years ago
I would die x.x
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