Will You Press The Button?

beatles1410 years ago

Aromantic asexual ðŸ˜‘

billbillerson7 years ago

No one asked for your input, dunce

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KayleighMcVey7 years ago

asexuals will become immortal so that"s cool

billbillerson7 years ago

Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

abcedarian9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

fitetoon10 years ago

Aro/ace ftw

ScottietheWolf10 years ago

I'm asexual anyways. XD

billbillerson7 years ago

No one gives a shit...

TeddyBear10 years ago

I'm asexual, and the woman of my dreams would be asexual, too.

billbillerson7 years ago

Here"s an interesting little tidbit of information. No one cares about your stupidity

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

Chiara Searle12 years ago

It doesn't say how long after! Just that you die at SOME POINT after. Where's the downside? :P

The_Plague5 years ago

I think it means instant death

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le_lonely_loser7 years ago

IM ASEXUAL HA >:D this is my chance to bring L for death note to life :,0

Z0m41e7 years ago

Bill fuck you

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TundrumMax8 years ago

I found a loophole, this means that me and my lover can live forever, and if we ever die, we die after having sex, so its fine!

Watermelonman8 years ago

Wrong. It doesn't say anything about you not being able to die until that.

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Redbuck19 years ago

Does that make me a salmon?

Watermelonman7 years ago

No, a male bee

Lost pause fan9 years ago

Anal?

Alistair Ball12 years ago

Praying mantis style!

KaynanK10 years ago

46 years ago (jan 1970) is date zero in the system computers generally use to store dates. Probably just a glitch that set the date to zero.

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Joree Rising12 years ago

Stay pure and never have it.

TuxTeal6452 years ago

Fuck off bill

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Fangirl78010 years ago

@taozi that comment XD

Jeffe_M.9 years ago

story of every married person ever..

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Asexuals laughing in the distance

Mihaahim5 years ago

Bil WTF is your problm

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rabbitman10 years ago

noooooooooo not the intercorse

Lil Ugly Mane11 years ago

The woman of my dreams is only into anal anyway. Score!

crazygurl3310 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

DaRealConMan5 years ago

My future wife and I would just choose to NOT have sex

Eeli Saretsalo12 years ago

not gonna have sex.EVER! HOORAY TO LOOPHOLES!!!!!!! :D

komodoking1759 years ago

still worth it. I will just adopt

ThefateoftheFINGERRRRRR10 years ago

Adopt a child. Duh

coolcatfuturecat9 years ago

LOL someone poop ten years ago

happydog10 years ago

Adopt plus I cant have kids anyway

Carry-on-Castiel8 years ago

I'm Ace. This is perfect

billbillerson7 years ago

Bullshit. I call TOTAL BULLSHIT

FatPif10 years ago

What about when i an 90?

Levi73 years ago

Me being a raging asexual >:)

Miguel BolaÃ±os12 years ago

you kidding me?

zachintosh9 years ago

so i die from busting a nut? lit

GideonRiesebosch7 years ago

she"s dead to. e live together in the afterlife forever

Phylicia Michelle Stevens12 years ago

It was worth it...

ShadowVanHelsing9 years ago

Not. Worth. It.

crazygurl3310 years ago

dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

flyingturret2089 years ago

just don't do it

scheuerman10 years ago

I'll just always fuck her ass then

ChaiA8 years ago

Just never have intercourse. If you truly love them it won’t matter

Tunnledgigers11 years ago

What if you don't want to have sex?

DarthKalpa8 years ago

This guarantees that you'll remain immortal as long as you"re a virgin, I came to think of it...

Watermelonman8 years ago

No. You could die anyway, it doesn't say you will ONLY die then. If you know that you die if you drink poison that doesn't mean it"s the only way to die.

Rofl479 years ago

Who needs intercourse when you have them?

Drum Gamer9 years ago

Rip me then

emmy241310 years ago

Loop hole: I'm asexual

billbillerson7 years ago

Fuck off

Freya_4 years ago

So basically if you don’t have sex you’ll be immortal? As a sex repulsed demisexual this sounds pretty good.

Brent Milligan12 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex

azraeloni10 years ago

Ftw yay snap your dick in half fuckin her forever

kster489 years ago

Anal sex problem solved. (For any of u trolls out there it says intercourse which means dick in pussy, so my solution is valid)

higakoryu8 years ago

coolcatfuturecat9 years ago

Ops typo hehehe

Shirokuma10 years ago

It's like American Horror Story: Coven, but you die instead xD

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