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you meet and marry the woman/man of your dreams
but
you die after having intercourse
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beatles14 11 years ago
Aromantic asexual 😑

billbillerson 8 years ago
No one asked for your input, dunce
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fitetoon 11 years ago
Aro/ace ftw

ScottietheWolf 11 years ago
I'm asexual anyways. XD

billbillerson 8 years ago
No one gives a shit...

abcedarian 10 years ago
*asexual laughter*

KayleighMcVey 9 years ago
asexuals will become immortal so that"s cool

billbillerson 8 years ago
Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

TeddyBear 11 years ago
I'm asexual, and the woman of my dreams would be asexual, too.

billbillerson 8 years ago
Here"s an interesting little tidbit of information. No one cares about your stupidity
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Chiara Searle 13 years ago
It doesn't say how long after! Just that you die at SOME POINT after. Where's the downside? :P

The_Plague 7 years ago
I think it means instant death
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le_lonely_loser 9 years ago
IM ASEXUAL HA >:D this is my chance to bring L for death note to life :,0

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Bill fuck you
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TundrumMax 9 years ago
I found a loophole, this means that me and my lover can live forever, and if we ever die, we die after having sex, so its fine!

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Wrong. It doesn't say anything about you not being able to die until that.
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Redbuck1 10 years ago
Does that make me a salmon?

Watermelonman 9 years ago
No, a male bee

Lost pause fan 11 years ago
Anal?

Alistair Ball 13 years ago
Praying mantis style!

KaynanK 11 years ago
46 years ago (jan 1970) is date zero in the system computers generally use to store dates. Probably just a glitch that set the date to zero.
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Joree Rising 13 years ago
Stay pure and never have it.

TuxTeal645 3 years ago
Fuck off bill
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kster48 10 years ago
Anal sex problem solved. (For any of u trolls out there it says intercourse which means dick in pussy, so my solution is valid)

azraeloni 11 years ago
Ftw yay snap your dick in half fuckin her forever

coolcatfuturecat 11 years ago
Ops typo hehehe

higakoryu 9 years ago
<violently press the button>

Levi7 4 years ago
I'm asexual so haha

Rachel Gonzalez 13 years ago
open relationship...allow eachother to have sex with others

CoffeeBeanChild 10 years ago
so you fuck sam winchester (everyone he fucks dies)

Shirokuma 11 years ago
It's like American Horror Story: Coven, but you die instead xD

dantdarkone 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Lostsoul1313 10 years ago
I was wondering were all the spam went, haven't seen much for ever. I wish it was gone now...-_-

crazygurl33 11 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
(At wherever the FUCK you go after dying) damn button

Devin Locke 13 years ago
Fun fact, in some species of bee, the males always die after intercourse, doesn't stop them.

Alex14 9 years ago
So bee lifecycle?

dudebro101 11 years ago
Fuck like right after or over the the amount of 24 hours

Emopasta 9 years ago
Asexual love. LGBT+ RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

billbillerson 8 years ago
OH FUCK YOU

Ecege_Arg 11 years ago
lel stupid question!!

Slenderman_official 6 months ago
Find my eight pages

Lady Madam 12 years ago
This means gays can get married, *Clicks button*

floratree4 11 years ago
just dont have intercourse. I mean it's possible

GodOfLasagne 5 years ago
just be virgin

That_Guuy 10 years ago
i don't think Bruce Willis can recreate Die Hard after this XD

TheSpine 8 years ago
dosent matter had sex

Anton Lillesøster Widén 13 years ago
lol. love is fucking bullcrap XD

Intergalactic Man 10 years ago
Then we won't go through intercourse.

Nebulously cool 11 years ago
How many times? I mean I would have sex everyday

Xx_geeway_xX 11 years ago
God dammit Sam. Why did you click this button?

taozi 11 years ago
As long as I got that good dick once

Animesucks17 4 years ago
Imagine having children

Erik Torres 13 years ago
Friendzoned stops this so what's the point?

RoryTheNerdQueen 10 years ago
So basically you"d be any girl Sam Winchester was with?

H&amp;eacute;ber 11 years ago
At least I will die happy

Freeyehaz 10 years ago
What's the point

crazygurl33 11 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Skozlos 8 years ago
Uhmm

Sarah Morgan 13 years ago
Just never have sex. Simple

Elish 9 years ago
[Asexual laughs in the distance]

Z0m41e 8 years ago
bill, fuck you.
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