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you meet and marry the woman/man of your dreams
but
you die after having intercourse
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beatles14 11 years ago
Aromantic asexual 😑

billbillerson 8 years ago
No one asked for your input, dunce
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fitetoon 11 years ago
Aro/ace ftw

ScottietheWolf 11 years ago
I'm asexual anyways. XD

billbillerson 8 years ago
No one gives a shit...

abcedarian 10 years ago
*asexual laughter*

KayleighMcVey 9 years ago
asexuals will become immortal so that"s cool

billbillerson 8 years ago
Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

TeddyBear 11 years ago
I'm asexual, and the woman of my dreams would be asexual, too.

billbillerson 8 years ago
Here"s an interesting little tidbit of information. No one cares about your stupidity
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Chiara Searle 13 years ago
It doesn't say how long after! Just that you die at SOME POINT after. Where's the downside? :P

The_Plague 7 years ago
I think it means instant death
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le_lonely_loser 9 years ago
IM ASEXUAL HA >:D this is my chance to bring L for death note to life :,0

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Bill fuck you
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TundrumMax 9 years ago
I found a loophole, this means that me and my lover can live forever, and if we ever die, we die after having sex, so its fine!

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Wrong. It doesn't say anything about you not being able to die until that.
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Redbuck1 10 years ago
Does that make me a salmon?

Watermelonman 9 years ago
No, a male bee

Lost pause fan 11 years ago
Anal?

Alistair Ball 13 years ago
Praying mantis style!

KaynanK 11 years ago
46 years ago (jan 1970) is date zero in the system computers generally use to store dates. Probably just a glitch that set the date to zero.
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Joree Rising 13 years ago
Stay pure and never have it.

TuxTeal645 3 years ago
Fuck off bill
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GodOfLasagne 5 years ago
just be virgin

That_Guuy 10 years ago
i don't think Bruce Willis can recreate Die Hard after this XD

floratree4 11 years ago
just dont have intercourse. I mean it's possible

Intergalactic Man 10 years ago
Then we won't go through intercourse.

Nebulously cool 11 years ago
How many times? I mean I would have sex everyday

TheSpine 8 years ago
dosent matter had sex

Anton Lillesøster Widén 13 years ago
lol. love is fucking bullcrap XD

taozi 11 years ago
As long as I got that good dick once

Xx_geeway_xX 11 years ago
God dammit Sam. Why did you click this button?

RoryTheNerdQueen 10 years ago
So basically you"d be any girl Sam Winchester was with?

Héber 11 years ago
At least I will die happy

Animesucks17 4 years ago
Imagine having children

Erik Torres 13 years ago
Friendzoned stops this so what's the point?

crazygurl33 11 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Skozlos 8 years ago
Uhmm

Sarah Morgan 13 years ago
Just never have sex. Simple

Freeyehaz 10 years ago
What's the point

Elish 9 years ago
[Asexual laughs in the distance]

Z0m41e 8 years ago
bill, fuck you.
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kster48 11 years ago
Intercourse means penis in vagina, answer to the problem is just have anal sex only. And if u want kids, then u adopt

zzf 2 months ago
如果你们的爱必须寄托在性交上,那还不如去嫖娼

thor1458 12 years ago
I meet the half woman half man of my dreams O.o ... No thank you... I think that's a nightmare

Rayray22 9 years ago
you dont have to have sex to love someone

Funtime_Foxy_YT 4 years ago
Already died

Jessica Dean 13 years ago
Solution: Don't have intercourse.

asome 11 years ago
just don't have sex

YSMQTHLQYH 10 years ago
i get to this button like 5 times

crazygurl33 11 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

delliselled 8 years ago
What"s intercourse?

Mihaahim 6 years ago
Sex
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Just A Drunk Lad 935 11 years ago
I always be a virgin

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
Don't have intercourse

speedwagooon 11 years ago
King Louis 16th

yohanesdevil 9 years ago
just don't have intercourse lol there are other ways to have sex if you must

Pinkflap97 11 years ago
She can still give me oral sex so like, no problem here???

Jojo572837 2 years ago
Sex is overrated. Who wants sex if you can cuddle and play super smash brothers

EmmaPetch 12 years ago
Intercourse means vaginal sex, so you could still do oral

crazygurl33 11 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it
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