The woman of my dreams is only into anal anyway. Score!
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crazygurl3310 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it
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DaRealConMan5 years ago
My future wife and I would just choose to NOT have sex
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Eeli Saretsalo12 years ago
not gonna have sex.EVER! HOORAY TO LOOPHOLES!!!!!!! :D
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komodoking1759 years ago
still worth it. I will just adopt
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ThefateoftheFINGERRRRRR10 years ago
Adopt a child. Duh
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coolcatfuturecat9 years ago
LOL someone poop ten years ago
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happydog10 years ago
Adopt plus I cant have kids anyway
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Carry-on-Castiel8 years ago
I'm Ace. This is perfect
billbillerson7 years ago
Bullshit.
I call TOTAL BULLSHIT
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FatPif10 years ago
What about when i an 90?
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Levi73 years ago
Me being a raging asexual >:)
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Miguel Bolaños12 years ago
you kidding me?
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zachintosh9 years ago
so i die from busting a nut? lit
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GideonRiesebosch7 years ago
she"s dead to. e live together in the afterlife forever
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Phylicia Michelle Stevens12 years ago
It was worth it...
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ShadowVanHelsing9 years ago
Not. Worth. It.
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crazygurl3310 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it
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flyingturret2089 years ago
just don't do it
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scheuerman10 years ago
I'll just always fuck her ass then
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ChaiA8 years ago
Just never have intercourse. If you truly love them it won’t matter
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Tunnledgigers11 years ago
What if you don't want to have sex?
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DarthKalpa8 years ago
This guarantees that you'll remain immortal as long as you"re a virgin, I came to think of it...
Watermelonman8 years ago
No. You could die anyway, it doesn't say you will ONLY die then. If you know that you die if you drink poison that doesn't mean it"s the only way to die.
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Rofl479 years ago
Who needs intercourse when you have them?
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Drum Gamer9 years ago
Rip me then
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emmy241310 years ago
Loop hole: I'm asexual
billbillerson7 years ago
Fuck off
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Freya_4 years ago
So basically if you don’t have sex you’ll be immortal? As a sex repulsed demisexual this sounds pretty good.
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Brent Milligan12 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex
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azraeloni10 years ago
Ftw yay snap your dick in half fuckin her forever
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kster489 years ago
Anal sex problem solved. (For any of u trolls out there it says intercourse which means dick in pussy, so my solution is valid)
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higakoryu8 years ago
<violently press the button>
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coolcatfuturecat9 years ago
Ops typo hehehe
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Shirokuma10 years ago
It's like American Horror Story: Coven, but you die instead xD
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