This guarantees that you'll remain immortal as long as you"re a virgin, I came to think of it...
Watermelonman8 years ago
No. You could die anyway, it doesn't say you will ONLY die then. If you know that you die if you drink poison that doesn't mean it"s the only way to die.
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Rofl479 years ago
Who needs intercourse when you have them?
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Brent Milligan12 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex
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Drum Gamer9 years ago
Rip me then
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emmy241310 years ago
Loop hole: I'm asexual
billbillerson7 years ago
Fuck off
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Freya_4 years ago
So basically if you don’t have sex you’ll be immortal? As a sex repulsed demisexual this sounds pretty good.
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kster489 years ago
Anal sex problem solved. (For any of u trolls out there it says intercourse which means dick in pussy, so my solution is valid)
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azraeloni10 years ago
Ftw yay snap your dick in half fuckin her forever
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higakoryu8 years ago
<violently press the button>
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coolcatfuturecat9 years ago
Ops typo hehehe
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CoffeeBeanChild9 years ago
so you fuck sam winchester (everyone he fucks dies)
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Shirokuma10 years ago
It's like American Horror Story: Coven, but you die instead xD
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Levi73 years ago
I'm asexual so haha
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Rachel Gonzalez12 years ago
open relationship...allow eachother to have sex with others
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crazygurl3310 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it
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Kittenlover1017 years ago
(At wherever the FUCK you go after dying) damn button
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Devin Locke12 years ago
Fun fact, in some species of bee, the males always die after intercourse, doesn't stop them.
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dantdarkone9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
Lostsoul13139 years ago
I was wondering were all the spam went, haven't seen much for ever. I wish it was gone now...-_-
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Alex147 years ago
So bee lifecycle?
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dudebro1019 years ago
Fuck like right after or over the the amount of 24 hours
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Ecege_Arg9 years ago
lel stupid question!!
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Lady Madam 11 years ago
This means gays can get married, *Clicks button*
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Emopasta8 years ago
Asexual love. LGBT+ RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
billbillerson7 years ago
OH FUCK YOU
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GodOfLasagne4 years ago
just be virgin
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That_Guuy9 years ago
i don't think Bruce Willis can recreate Die Hard after this XD
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