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you meet and marry the woman/man of your dreams
but
you die after having intercourse
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beatles14 11 years ago
Aromantic asexual Γ°ΕΈΛœβ€˜

billbillerson 8 years ago
No one asked for your input, dunce
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fitetoon 11 years ago
Aro/ace ftw

ScottietheWolf 11 years ago
I'm asexual anyways. XD

billbillerson 8 years ago
No one gives a shit...

abcedarian 10 years ago
*asexual laughter*

KayleighMcVey 9 years ago
asexuals will become immortal so that"s cool

billbillerson 8 years ago
Shut the fuck up you fucking piece of shit

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

TeddyBear 11 years ago
I'm asexual, and the woman of my dreams would be asexual, too.

billbillerson 8 years ago
Here"s an interesting little tidbit of information. No one cares about your stupidity
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Chiara Searle 13 years ago
It doesn't say how long after! Just that you die at SOME POINT after. Where's the downside? :P

The_Plague 7 years ago
I think it means instant death
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le_lonely_loser 9 years ago
IM ASEXUAL HA >:D this is my chance to bring L for death note to life :,0

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Bill fuck you
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TundrumMax 9 years ago
I found a loophole, this means that me and my lover can live forever, and if we ever die, we die after having sex, so its fine!

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Wrong. It doesn't say anything about you not being able to die until that.
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Redbuck1 10 years ago
Does that make me a salmon?

Watermelonman 9 years ago
No, a male bee

Lost pause fan 11 years ago
Anal?

Alistair Ball 13 years ago
Praying mantis style!

KaynanK 11 years ago
46 years ago (jan 1970) is date zero in the system computers generally use to store dates. Probably just a glitch that set the date to zero.
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Joree Rising 13 years ago
Stay pure and never have it.

TuxTeal645 3 years ago
Fuck off bill
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Freeyehaz 10 years ago
What's the point

crazygurl33 11 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Skozlos 8 years ago
Uhmm

Sarah Morgan 13 years ago
Just never have sex. Simple

Elish 9 years ago
[Asexual laughs in the distance]

Z0m41e 8 years ago
bill, fuck you.
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kster48 11 years ago
Intercourse means penis in vagina, answer to the problem is just have anal sex only. And if u want kids, then u adopt

Rayray22 9 years ago
you dont have to have sex to love someone

zzf 2 months ago
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thor1458 12 years ago
I meet the half woman half man of my dreams O.o ... No thank you... I think that's a nightmare

asome 11 years ago
just don't have sex

Funtime_Foxy_YT 4 years ago
Already died

Jessica Dean 13 years ago
Solution: Don't have intercourse.

delliselled 8 years ago
What"s intercourse?

Mihaahim 6 years ago
Sex
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YSMQTHLQYH 10 years ago
i get to this button like 5 times

crazygurl33 11 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

speedwagooon 11 years ago
King Louis 16th

Just A Drunk Lad 935 11 years ago
I always be a virgin

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
Don't have intercourse

Jojo572837 2 years ago
Sex is overrated. Who wants sex if you can cuddle and play super smash brothers

EmmaPetch 12 years ago
Intercourse means vaginal sex, so you could still do oral

yohanesdevil 9 years ago
just don't have intercourse lol there are other ways to have sex if you must

Pinkflap97 11 years ago
She can still give me oral sex so like, no problem here???

crazygurl33 11 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

UnseenCapybara 7 years ago
That means I die having sex. Later virgins 😎✌🏼

Tasch Aimsley 13 years ago
Foreplay it is then.

No_Life_King42 9 years ago
Didn't say anything about blowjobs, anal, ect.... I see no major downside here.

Totyjoe 11 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex

memes memes everywhere 12 years ago
I don't dream + im acesectual

TuxTeal645 3 years ago
Fuck you bill
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Atomicman960 9 years ago
Dont care, had sex

coolcatfuturecat 11 years ago
Ewwwwwwwwww no

Alpha110 11 years ago
Has the creator ever heard of adoption

BGSDilemma 11 years ago
*have you ever heard about sex?
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bilboyou2 4 years ago
my two top wish"s

crazygurl33 11 years ago
dude. i would love to meet the guy of my dreams (aka my crush) but i am not dieing for it

Megalodonslava 8 years ago
Lol no

Allison Kay 13 years ago
Not a huge loss lol

Gay_pinecone 10 years ago
FINALLY ITS FOR ALL GENSERS AND NOT JUST THE THURSTY STRAIGHT GUYS
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