Will You Press The Button?

GreyFrostFire8 years ago

Near death, so you wont die... ever

cherryespe9 years ago

so while I'm a pokémon I almost die once every five hours. *press*

Dmst!9 years ago

Near death. So you don't die

Noah Warkentine12 years ago

All I ever wanted was to have near death experiences every five hours! So blessed.

Angie1233 years ago

I also wanted that

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ththomas95 years ago

Near death? SOO... I WON'T DIE!

antamious8 years ago

If they"re all near-death experiences then I won't die right

JamCatPlexer8 years ago

live life on the edge

Superdude32668 years ago

So im a life story youtuber?

Gartar 9 years ago

Sounds like adventure to me

Romero-tho7 years ago

I like your pic sir

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Hewwo9 years ago

They Never said you would die, Just near it :P

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex8 years ago

You can just get no near death experiences or death at all and more

Markiplier-Jr8 years ago

NEAR death experiances so I won't die i'll get aware of when i'll ALMOST die

Opp338 years ago

Wish you dont

Bigsharkdad8 years ago

But you don't die, right?

elvinja9 years ago

My life is a near death experience

Ryan Holmes12 years ago

all i want is to not have near death experiences...

Beban9 years ago

And 100 millions world peace never ending live a nice girlfriend/wife yeah thats all i wanted. :D

Rylan Vincent12 years ago

I need some excitement in my life anyways. And it will make everything I have that much more dear to me.

Thundia 9 years ago

True...

David LaBarr12 years ago

As long as there isn't permanent disfigurement from the near death experiences

Tatara8 years ago

I also wanted to be immortal.

trinzugg10 years ago

mate, i already suffer from anxiety and other bullshit, so hell naw!

imcute2 years ago

near death experiences are cool if they dont include the reasons of death

Kitten 10199 years ago

It says near death, not actual death

GamingwithEvanpixel7 years ago

Wait if you have near death experiences you still not die right?

MonsterOfMen9 years ago

I have had some near death experiences. Not dead so meh.

Ebony_Pusher4 years ago

What I"d want is to be a sacrificial hero, so that"d be a given

GhostGirl6279 years ago

This is everyday in general

Just_a_male7 years ago

Well since it"s NEAR DEATH experiences your not technically dying

doslocos9 years ago

well,you can't exactly tell if you're REALLY going to die and don't want to take a risk

MarioKart9908 years ago

It didn't say you would actually die, so...

beta10 years ago

what if i don't want near death experiences every 5 hours? what then?

Panifex8 years ago

I don't want to have those near death experiences. Problem solved

Tslegit10 years ago

Near death Not death

Necrorifter8 years ago

Everything i ever want and easy astral projection to go random place and get a idea and bring to reality every 5 hour? hit me up (click button)

Jenny Golder12 years ago

1: That just makes life more thrilling 2: It said NEAR death experiences, so you won't actually die and that will make it much more fun.

ArnthBebastien5 years ago

That would be way too stressful. Unless one of things you want is to not be panicked by near-death experiences, because if the changes are that deep, you become a different person essentially

DavidLetterman9 years ago

I am David Letterman, I have near-death experiences all the time!

comea8 months ago

我只想我的父母长生不老

phycoticlegend9 years ago

so... you don't die, so who cares

jcanida7 years ago

TAHT WOULD BE SO COOL, HAVE PEOPLE VIDEO AND YOU COULD MAKE MONTAGES

That boss guy9 years ago

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