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You get everything you've ever wanted
but
You have near death-experiences every five hours.
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GreyFrostFire8 years ago
Near death, so you wont die... ever

cherryespe10 years ago
so while I'm a pokémon I almost die once every five hours. *press*

Dmst!9 years ago
Near death. So you don't die

Noah Warkentine12 years ago
All I ever wanted was to have near death experiences every five hours! So blessed.

Angie1233 years ago
I also wanted that
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ththomas95 years ago
Near death? SOO... I WON'T DIE!

antamious8 years ago
If they"re all near-death experiences then I won't die right

JamCatPlexer8 years ago
live life on the edge

Superdude32668 years ago
So im a life story youtuber?

Gartar 9 years ago
Sounds like adventure to me

Romero-tho7 years ago
I like your pic sir
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Hewwo9 years ago
They Never said you would die, Just near it :P

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex8 years ago
You can just get no near death experiences or death at all and more

Markiplier-Jr8 years ago
NEAR death experiances so I won't die i'll get aware of when i'll ALMOST die

Opp338 years ago
Wish you dont

Bigsharkdad8 years ago
But you don't die, right?

elvinja9 years ago
My life is a near death experience

Ryan Holmes12 years ago
all i want is to not have near death experiences...

Beban9 years ago
And 100 millions world peace never ending live a nice girlfriend/wife yeah thats all i wanted. :D

Rylan Vincent12 years ago
I need some excitement in my life anyways. And it will make everything I have that much more dear to me.

Thundia 9 years ago
True...

David LaBarr12 years ago
As long as there isn't permanent disfigurement from the near death experiences

Evararinsdttir8 years ago
youll never die from them

pisces10 years ago
near they said near

Pan-Pancake3 years ago
Well... It"s NEAR death, so I"d never actually die.

grimtopia029 years ago
I could make myself invinsible

_Ticci_Toby7 years ago
It says near death not death

mrmoustash10 years ago
I have a boring life I would love a near death experience every five hours

Maggie11 years ago
55% of people like to live dangerously

Sanstheskeleton55844 years ago
It"s near death not actual death

KurimuzonTora9 years ago
There only near death experience so am not dying am fine

amaarshmellooo8 years ago
you can ask not to get near death experiences ever!

Skychaos10 years ago
Me Near but dont die

DontPressButton8 years ago
I can have only the positive side

jurrassicmatth3w9 years ago
choke on cookies = near death, but you cough them up very time! and eat them again!

Uwantt0m355w1t3b1tch8 years ago
Everything and be able to say about all the things you have survived? Yaassss

Pikaju0410 years ago
"near death"

Jessie21212 months ago
I want a world is peaceful and nobody get hurt. So I just closed to accident, or feel gonna die , but won't really died.

DJTEKNIQ5 years ago
I grew up in Jersey City. That was all the time.

Karakui10 years ago
Well one of the things I've always wanted is to not suffer from experiencing death every 5 hours.

Ching-Chong2 years ago
I think people dont understand here....... near death can be that you got in accident ur whole body got paralyzed, or you lost your legs, u lost your pp etc, these are all near deathh expriences

wassim nk9 years ago
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Catpozas7 years ago
N͟E͟A͟R͟ deaf

WBGrock10 years ago
one thing i want is a good nights sleep. the downside precludes it.

PierceTheLiam8 years ago
But I wouldn't die, you"d be classed as the luckiest person alive to survive all those times

I am not here9 years ago
I want to not have near death experiences every 5 hours so life is good for me

CharmanderGuy7 years ago
I can just ask for invincibility

lel_magikal_orange10 years ago
Excitment in my life

MarioKart9908 years ago
You could make one of the things you want to have to not have near-death experiences every five hours.

PootisMan09711 years ago
ID BE FUCKING BADASS AS SHIT!

Ebony_Pusher4 years ago
My fantasies literally include tons

MangoFranku8 years ago
I want to not die every 5 hours

Blackbeltmike5410 years ago
If I want to live forever, then I would not have to worry about it at all.

Seven33310 years ago
Technically, with the "near-death" thing, you'd already be immortal since you don't die.

SyrianCR79 years ago
It it doesn't say u die
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