Will You Press The Button?

Maharid6 days ago

I just need to do things and change everything.

awedar5 months ago

already know

Hiphop758 years ago

I can never "tell it" to someone? Well . . . I'll just write that shìt down

ninjabot3 years ago

The meaning of life is pain

Duck_bot8 months ago

Lmao edgelord "life is suffering😮‍💨"

GL0BGL0B9 years ago

Clothes are our true gods! Oh no! I shouldn't have told ! Aaaargh!!!!

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM89 years ago

what made this funnier is that the point of the comment was ruined by the fact that sloth was just changed to clothes.

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TigerTail8 years ago

It doesn't say you can't SHOW them.... just type it or show them somebody else typing it. the knowledge has to come from somewhere. you will have the knowledge to find where the knowledge you want to show it. then show it to the person. LOGIC.

offbeatanatoliy059 years ago

Why cant you tell someone else, are going to die, are you suddenly muted from talking when you do it, or nothing happens to you? BE MORE SPECIFIC!

ScaryJack7 years ago

No language on Earth has an adequate vocabulary to describe the things you learn.

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JÃ³n Flosi AÃ°alsteinsson12 years ago

i pressed the button and now i will tell you. the answer is 42. it does makes sense if you think about it. in japanese.... 42 in japanese in yon-juu nii, but you can say 4 in 2 different ways if it is under 10, (not 14, 24 ETC) the other way to say 4 is s...[Show full comment]

PeculiarTimekeeper2 years ago

Agreed. The meaning of life is death. In fact, it is as much of a part of life as life. Of course, life should be enjoyed, every moment savored, but once you"re faced with death, faced with a release of all things material, the realization is obvious. Even...[Show full comment]

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Izzy da savage9 years ago

So I'm lucy but no hard drive?

NoelaniCroud7 years ago

Dr.strange

xXReaverXx8 years ago

Error 404 downside exe. not found

MemeDream8 years ago

That sounds the quickest way possible to go absolutely nuts

shad0whawk019 years ago

so does that mean I can write it down? as long as I don't specifically address it to someone or tell them about, it still counts

Seberion Sekeria12 years ago

I'll keep a secret then.

Isabel Marina Chiriboga Crespo12 years ago

iÂ´ll be the doctor then...

im_a_runner8 years ago

God has his own plans

BuhTrayper9 years ago

Then I'll just show it instead.

WinnerG2510 years ago

This is a question for Dan Howell

Aircatcher9 years ago

You guys such a loner

fmate20067 years ago

I'm a quiet one anyway

camderpmorgan11 years ago

but i already know its 42

megamanrules1239 years ago

No downside, I can just steer people towards the meaning.

rottasmells8 years ago

Ehh...42

Samantha Stein12 years ago

Good, fuck em.

superman544109 years ago

42 is the answer

Elverbasse9 years ago

There's no meaning of life, just enjoy it goddammit!

idkman;39 years ago

I said no, haha i would go crazy if i knew this and COULD NOT tell ANYONE

CoolJerry6911 months ago

i will make a massive computer that looks like "the thinker" but made of gold and with a massive cube head that will share it on my behalf in a couple million years, simple as

CreeperMcLeod9 years ago

If I know absolutely everything, I'd invent a machine to give me powers.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Why are these universal knowledge scenarios always laden with you can't share the knowledge with anyone as a downside as though everyone wants to know everything. Screw that crap! Keep it all to yourself.

Amb2107 years ago

What about text it to someone else?

BeRsErk10 years ago

Make a machine for wishes. Wish for immortality. DONE. AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS HOW YOU LIFE.

Honza3689 years ago

So you cant tell it to anybody Send it in Text Message or Something and text them to say it to Everybody with bonus Message 'Send it to all your Friends'

Shany Danino12 years ago

but I know it. 42 :P

XxDoritoSanicxX9 years ago

Meh I don't know

Uran7 years ago

Just write it down

GrandmaBBQ9 years ago

Write it down. Make a book. Make millions. Live in awesomeness.

Acika3899 years ago

You cannot tell it but who said you couldn't write it on a paper and show some one.

LunaCipher8 years ago

I know lot of things! L-O-T O-F T-H-I-N-G-S...

HouseElf10 years ago

42, 42, 42! Didn't need to press the button!

KatharineGraf8 years ago

Looks like my friend someone else wont get to know. I'll tell other people tho.

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago

Lol jokes on you! I already know it! It's 40 fucking 2!!! 42!!!

Lordking5733 years ago

42 is a reference to the movie hitchhiker"s guide to the Galaxy

Viable_Golem43758 years ago

I will write it down and SHOW it to someone else.

Andymon9 years ago

secretssssss

AnyaSingh7 years ago

Fuck those bitches. I KNOW EVERYTHING!

LanceTheBrony11 years ago

For me to know, and for you bitches to find out. XD

loganator359 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Raven13239 years ago

This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ...[Show full comment]

Ebo8 years ago

Your brain can't comprehend the knowledge so no

Velixadin9 years ago

X3 whats the point of secrets if u cant tell 'em?

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