you become rich and happy and marry the love of your life
but
every year, someone you love dies
I will not

Derpyspaghetti 10 years ago
That would equate to about 82 deaths in the average life-span. No thanks.

SteamyPizzaR0lls 4 years ago
82 instead of 200? Fuck yes
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CalebBird 9 years ago
Wait I love me and no one else, dose that mean ill die and marry my self?

Hyltran 3 years ago
I would say that you can’t press this if you can only love yourself.
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KylerLarsen 9 years ago
And with my luck the first person to die would be the love of my life. Fuck that

SleepyReapy 9 years ago
What if I hate everybody?

Brokovnik 5 years ago
you dont marry anyone and noone dies

Destroy5000 9 years ago
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Brokovnik 5 years ago
wtf
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Buzzer58 10 years ago
It wouldn't matter because one of my relatives die each year anyways

theemeraldking 3 years ago
But did you love them??????

TheNerdLord 6 years ago
That would add up really fast.

Dirty_wet_poopy_poower_hole 9 years ago
No one would die

Goldenunicorn4211 6 years ago
What about the new found love of your life?

TheOOOF 6 years ago
Uh oh... Fuck you immortality button...

Ryanmroxz 8 years ago
I'm love Justin bieber so much

Reallysoup2023 8 years ago
Doesn’t that cancel out the happy part???

NotDuckie 9 years ago
I love trump

Trouble-follows 9 years ago
So you marry the LOVE of your life, but someone you LOVE dies every year... Mmmm...pass

BUTTONBREAKER 9 years ago
well youre still happy....

Yaboimancityfan 10 years ago
Hell nah

CraftE04 11 years ago
Another thing to think about, one of the loved ones could be your wife. Your overthrown with greif and commit suicide. Not worth it. Obviously I care about the loved ones dieing too

EzBeThatPotterChick 10 years ago
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nobigdeal 10 years ago
I cannot believe if anyone presses this button

FlappySeal 11 years ago
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Owen Sergerie123 11 years ago
No I love my wife what if she dies

ikfrh last year
哦吼,完全可以接受

awkwardsanta 11 years ago
doesnt that mean, the person u marry dies?

Sniperboi 9 years ago
DAMN IT I SAY NO BITCH THIS SITE IS TRASH

Lalaalal56 5 years ago
I love no one

CherryGirl34 12 years ago
Ok as long as it's not the love of my life

Migdin1 10 years ago
what is this Love???? Is it food?

Cambournecoolboy 11 years ago
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potterhotter 11 years ago
Omg look at all the fucks I give! *looks out into fields of nothingness*

NCR Soldier 10 years ago
President Kimball, I'm sorry.

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ValerieParker 8 years ago
The love of my life dies. That would crush me.

lugegamer 40 11 years ago
subscribe to me on youtube lugegamer 40

dark_wolf1994 10 years ago
I've been to a funeral at least once a year, every year that I can remember. I hate it. I'm not pressing this one.

Elliana 11 years ago
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FingleBottem 2 years ago
id just marry her without being rich then the bad thing dont happen casue its worng

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

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Hellen Kawaii 13 years ago
If I'll be happy when I can't be sad that anyone died ?! :D

Jujusala 10 years ago
What if the love of you life dies....

AF 8 years ago
I only pressed for the "happy" part. I want to be happy.

science king 10 years ago
Heartless people are actually thinking about this

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TAOGOUDUI 3 months ago
就看"挚爱"的定义了如果只是嘴上说那么我就是顶级杀手

bradenhomseys03 11 years ago
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MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago
I"d run out of people by 30.

Gamergirl1234 5 years ago
Money can’t buy happiness.

Lord Hydra 12 years ago
But what if I don't love anyone? I married "the love of my life" for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

l-mitch23 10 years ago
it says you become happy, so i"m guessing you don't have to go through the grief of losing someone.

Jibanyan 11 years ago
Now I remember that I don't love anybody because I'm livin' thug life.

IAmJeesus 11 years ago
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OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
Wow there is a lot of spam here

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Vanverd 11 years ago
That's basically real life
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