Will You Press The Button?

SinonMercer 9 years ago

I love how people don't understand the term "no loopholes".

ChadiAyach 8 years ago

Wake up in the afternoon thats a loophole also give me the name of that anime i couldn't find the name and i was searching for it for a while

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Orbit shock 11 years ago

I Like my Toes is good for running couse i am the Doctor (actually no but who cares)

randomjax 10 years ago

Doctor who?

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Alex Desrochers 13 years ago

Wake up in the afternoon?

VortexTsunami 8 months ago

u stupid ass , it is clearly written "no loopholes"

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Za3ed 10 years ago

I can. Just swallow pain killers every morning

Emoji 11 years ago

I know it said no loopholes but what about tissue paper? That doesn't hurt

ZeFancyBoi 5 years ago

that not a papercut you dumbass.

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SirSpudTato 10 years ago

"I have athlete"s foot so it"s not too different..." *presses button* OH GOD MY FOOT Seriously though, I don't sleep until the morning, I go to sleep in the morning.

bigbubbaboy 8 years ago

I have no feeling in my feet whoops. I once almost chopped off my tire and I didn't notice until I saw the trail of blood I was leaving behind.

FlameBlaze 10 years ago

Paper cuts are nothing For me

Alistair Robson 13 years ago

There is someone out there with no feet who has clicked the button XD

DuduEhehe 10 years ago

It says no loopholes so I guess he gets new feet that don't work but can feel pain.

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Theonlyonesam 9 years ago

Writing "no loop hole" just don't work because there is loopholes to everything no matter what we say... you will develop resistance to that pain after a while plus your body will have a defence mechanism in place in no time and you can wake up in the afternoon if the pain is too much for you

PinkfluffyUnicorns 10 years ago

Owchy...

AdaptGaming 8 years ago

Get your toes amputated.

Notimpressedface 8 years ago

I finally have an excuse to get out of gym

Brandon Price 13 years ago

I guess after a while, i'd get used to the pain....maybe

Fabo__HD 10 years ago

Or u let do an operation or use a medicament to remove the pain there

Fatel777 9 years ago

Make something or get something to protect it or sleep not at night

Takokat 10 years ago

I have no toes

The_bat_man 6 years ago

yas

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ApexSpice 10 years ago

Ya I see a loophole cut off ur toes

ApexSpice 10 years ago

IdkTbh LOOPHOLE FOR THAT no pussys with loops

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im_a_runner 10 years ago

Get the cuts and make a difference in the world with the money you effing bastards

DontPressButton 10 years ago

Just wake up in the afternoon or night

IdkTbh 10 years ago

"No loopholes"

420Doge 10 years ago

I don't care, I'll be the most powerful person ever

jacksepticpop1 11 years ago

Be Nocturnal

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

i'll buy a loophole XD

Ryan Dirks 13 years ago

get medication so paper cuts don't hurt

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago

In my opinion, the whole "no loopholes" is kind of lame.

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Kevin Sipos 13 years ago

*Cuts off feet* *purchases fake realistic feet prosthecis*

Dylan Beller 13 years ago

What if you dont sleep?

ferretterrier 10 years ago

I'll cut off my feet.

F4bul0us 11 years ago

I will have all of the nerves in my toes removed

Eagles 10 years ago

Everyone has some sort of crap to deal with.

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago

With my messed up schedule Ill be waking at 11:32pm, 12am,5am, and 2 pm

Whynot1291 11 years ago

All you have to do is get used to the cuts and or get medicine

CMHammond 11 years ago

Medicine for cuts?

LanceTheBrony 12 years ago

Ah, I could slightly feel the cuts when I read this. DX

ZongZiX 10 months ago

I choose to become the richest person, and then let the doctor remove my toes.

Melsy 11 years ago

Cut of your toes or feet or legs. No pain between your toes if you have none. There's a loophole.

doomstorm 8 years ago

It says no loopholes but I’ll do it anyway. I’m turning nocturnal

PCMASTERACE 11 years ago

just hope the person you attract doesnt have a foot fetish..

Killingforce 10 years ago

What if i call my desk toes

Rubberninja237 11 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TheOneMunchlax 9 years ago

Band aidz.

_Noelle_The_Great_ 11 years ago

50% said yes 50% said no XD

sonicj01 10 years ago

dont wake up in the morning

AnimeLover856 5 years ago

ok i will suffer

BawbRaws 9 years ago

I can handle paper cuts, especially on my feet, because I'm not a damned wimp.

randomredditor 11 years ago

Put on a bunch of sucks and bandaids. TAKE THAT MOFO

Nintelda 10 years ago

He shouldn't have said, "when you wake up," because the obvious loophole wouldn't have been there.

kindertak 6 years ago

I will wake up at 3 AM or Miday

JuanRamos02 11 years ago

And if I wake up in te afternoon?

patrikcath 11 years ago

Ok, i want to see toilet paper cut :D

Panifex 8 years ago

Do they bleed, or are they just there? I wouldn't mind so much if they"re just there

S1destroyer 11 years ago

OK EVERYONE WHO DOES THAT FIND THE 2 THING OR ANY FALL IN LOVE BULL SHIT IT DOES NOT WORK SO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!

Fallonite 11 years ago

Lol you actually tried it? That's just sad.

Vsninja 12 years ago

Because I'm so rich I would just cut off my legs and replace them with the legs of the six million dollar man. That way I wont feel the cuts between my "toes" and I WILL BE THE MOTHER FUCKING SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN

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