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28026 (27%) people have pressed this button, while 74232 (73%) did not.
you become an incredibly talented author
but
you also become deaf and mute
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Bleep Blop 10 years ago
Sign language is a thing, you know. So is writing down words. My dream job is to be an author. I write my own little story's already!

bergeeno 4 years ago
*stories You won't be an author if you have bad grammar.

YourBoi15 10 years ago
Beethoven was deaf and he made great music. I don't see how the logic doesn't apply here.

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago
JamesTheMurderee how about you do the same also beethoven wasn't born deaf he got an ear infection
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TurtleGalaxy 9 years ago
Anything that means I dont have to talk to people Im down for.

Danari 11 years ago
i am already a talented author

Mr-Quail 9 years ago
Wtf 68% did not? Whats wrong with deaf and mute!?

SquidSquid03 9 years ago
Can’t hear and can’t talk, that’s what.

TTV_Cerberus 10 years ago
Author does not require talking.

Cheryl Hopper 13 years ago
What's wrong with being a deaf/mute? I'm still alive and able to enjoy life and write my novels, so where's the downside? Seriously, what's with treating being deaf/mute like it's a bad thing? Such narrow-mindedness and bias!

Cooliobitch 5 years ago
Nah youre wrong idiot
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UnnamedTank 9 years ago
Text to communicate

lineny jacksepticeye fan 9 years ago
to evreyone saying whats wrong with being deaf and mute i dont wanna be fucking deaf

Erika23456786543 2 years ago
Half the time I wish I was.

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago
If I had a choice I would willingly become deaf and possibly mute because I then wouldn't have so many head aches. I myself am extremely sound sensitive so in a text or exam if everything is not completely silent I lose my concentration completely and usu... [Show full comment]

SlenderX 10 years ago
it would be the best thing of meh life!

TieflingKnight 87 10 years ago
I know ASL so I'm good with that and i love to write so why not

Supercoolman317 7 years ago
THATS LEGET BEETHOVEN

yea.... 11 years ago
its not mute you just have a deaf accent

Universalshelf 9 years ago
So basically I turn into Hellen keller

Vinillabob 11 years ago
But I'd still be an author

SC_Crunchie 12 years ago
Sell a load of books, get lots of money, pay for operations to correct deafness and mutism

402 2 years ago
又聋又哑

akuma014 10 years ago
it didn't say how long you go deaf and mute for so

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago
I don't think that the amount of time you are deaf is an option, even in the best scenarios. A cochlear would be your best bet.

Diamondlordx4 10 years ago
so hellen keller just better

Coolguy24 11 years ago
I never really liked writing anyway

Mai-chan 9 years ago
*cough*helenkeller*cough*

PugglePlayer 10 years ago
I want to press the button but if I do I'll never here the AoT/SnK opening ever again

FNAF Master 11 years ago
I have a girlfriend she will think I am giving her the silent treatment

Lovendal 10 years ago
No! Me love to speak!!

Boody-LND 6 years ago
Beethoven almost lived the same life he made great songs and he never heard them cause he was deaf, no problem you don't have to see yourself successful, You just need to make other people see you successful

-Jedi-Grimes- 11 years ago
As long as I’m not blind, life is good.

echothemutekitten 12 years ago
im already mute cx and i could use help getting my books out there, so why not?

Singo_Next_Door 2 years ago
Even deaf musician can create classic pieces of music. So deaf to an author is nothing. He can use his novel to show his fantastic ideas.

MrComedian 8 years ago
*cough* Mozart *cough cough*

kingsheep 10 years ago
I will not

JoshuaRyanG 11 years ago
No thanks

Chuss99 11 years ago
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GIB 10 years ago
I'll be Homer but mute and I can see

AColdGuy 5 years ago
I feel really awful about this. People are saying "What"s wrong with being deaf and mute? You are discriminating!" but there is obvouisly something wrong in thier faces that they just don't want to see!

Coolcon 10 years ago
I would hate to be an Author XD

Karianne Alexander 13 years ago
Pfft, I already am good at writing stories.

BulldogGalaxy9 10 years ago
Then i would be so talanted that i made pants that could make me hear and talk again.

sofa 9 years ago
68% No? tf"s the problem

Meliodas2g 11 years ago
Jxjdjd

Mr. Pobs 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

aqd last year
I will write a masterpiece that will shock the world, and the price is only deafness and muteness.

AlexHandy 8 years ago
Jokes on you I know sign language

lh0000 10 years ago
the deaf part was the reason i almost didn't push it

SomeNormalPeople_88 9 years ago
It"s funny because I hate talking and listening.

ABBEH 11 years ago
Screw it, Imma write stories.

I.Am.A.Unicorn 11 years ago
I would press but I don't wanna be an incredibly talented author... all the other authors would hate me.

pyborg 5 years ago
I could be the next Hellen Keller(Although I'm not blind :/)

TheFujoshiQueen 10 years ago
I still get to watch anime woohoo

Nikki Gaddis 13 years ago
I love listening to music so that's not going to work.
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