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Rice Cake Man 11 years ago

Good! I'll insult them with everything I've got! Then there will be a war consisting of humans versus cats! The ultimate battle of supremacy!

Migdin1 10 years ago

No it would just be a war between all of the cats and you. Not anyone else becouse they will think you are crazy.

Nasho 6 years ago

"hey hello cat" "f*ck you"

catlovelr 11 years ago

why is everyone hating on cats, they're being defensive if they're scared they're going to defend themselves, if someone came up to you about to hit u with a shovel, would you want people to hate you because you smacked the person trying to hurt u? no, animals have rights to

SHAPESHIFTING_DRAGON 5 years ago

hey I am going to make a "dilemma" like this but the downside will be something nobody cares about like one more oxygen atom on 51 Pegasi so we can talk to cats

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boocat1767 10 years ago

The assumption that cats already hate us. Why?

Nosaj 10 years ago

They don't. People are just stupid, get scratched, then assume cats hate them. While in actuality, most cats will be nice to you if you're nice to them.

Valerie Dunn 13 years ago

pretty sure that's how they are anyway I mean, they bring you animals they've hunted because they think you're too stupid to do it for yourself. Adorable, evil, little critters.

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

They do it to be nice like a gift

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Dark_Hunter97 8 years ago

What’s new pussy cat? Woah woah.

cookbadger 11 years ago

I can talk to cats... they cannot reply, and that's for the best.

Fabr1z1o_Cur1 8 years ago

They are already mean >:(

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

Haters gonna hate

Assata R 13 years ago

cats already hate everyone

â˜†Tinkerâ˜† 10 years ago

I basically make friends with every cat I see. And whats the point in talking to cats if their just going to bully you?

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Undyne is the best ever 11 years ago

does that mean...MEW MEW CATS BECOME MEAN?

killerpiigz 11 years ago

THAT'S SO ADORABLE OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dustin Wood 13 years ago

they hate me already

Hello Mr Jello 10 years ago

Pretty much just like any cat

Junoh 10 years ago

*thwack* "Pick up that can." -Cat

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

Lol

Mammot 2 years ago

thats not... sigma...

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago

So basically all that changes is that I can talk to cats?

Anonumous 9 years ago

No I like cats the way they are, not english speaking.

Lucan2000 11 years ago

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bb3 5 years ago

i think the cats are league of legend players

Ultimite fangirl617 11 years ago

Cats suck

FlameBlaze 9 years ago

i think that some cats see us like slaves, and others like Titans (form Attack on Titan)

badbat56 12 years ago

well shit...

FnafRules3893 10 years ago

Cats are rude anyway...

ARKomega 10 years ago

it would be wierd my cat is black XD

sara124 11 years ago

YOU ARE A MEAN PERSON How dare you put the power of cats against me!

FnafGirl 11 years ago

He'll ya! I fucking have cat eyes bitch!

AnimeBoiz 8 years ago

I think that would make a really entertaining conversation- just cats rambling on about racism and how much that hate you then you just pick up the little butthole and chuck it lol

lolguy 11 years ago

#minecraftmooann me too

Abba_2006 10 years ago

At least u Ä‡an talk to cats.that is my dream

bobthebogan 9 years ago

talk them into killing themselves

lemonfucker 11 years ago

I can enlighten them.

Undead_Chicken 3 years ago

I can already talk to cats, they just can't understand me

Toexandu 11 years ago

I already talk to my cats...

CipheredMind 10 years ago

So, basically they don't change...

UHSLbi_icon 6 years ago

oh damn

Dilbagdongs 11 years ago

I hate cats

coghalo3314 9 years ago

i'll kick a cat if it talks shit to me

Mani Balani 12 years ago

I could make a great profit from that

BunneyHonney 10 years ago

just make them like you then xD

Shane Gunston 13 years ago

Do they tell racist jokes?

The true LegoEater0 11 years ago

RACIST CATS! RACIST CATS! Err... Hello there!

WillYouPressDemButton 10 years ago

i can tell the police that cats are racist

DestiniesTide 10 years ago

Ya and tell them what I can speak to cats and their being racist

GoroAkechi 2 years ago

Sounds like a normal cat.

StormTDR 9 years ago

I luv cats but I can easily see them being racist

LBiscuit 11 years ago

WHO CARES IF THEY ARE RACIST, MEOW!!!!

coppermc 5 years ago

how are they racist if they arent human they would be racist to cats not humans

Arby 11 years ago

That is okay they are my least favourite animal anyway, they kill for fun this would just prove the point that they are evil.

thomashailey67 11 years ago

It's actually not just for fun. Cats have natural predatorial instincts and all but a few eat what they kill. They're not evil. They're just assholes.

NathanielSugden 9 years ago

You"re just describing what cats think.

AlaricDracor 12 years ago

So its like everytime. Cats hate humans

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