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You are knighted by the Queen of England

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You must ingest only tea and crumpets, wear a suit, bowtie, top hat, and monocle, and speak in 1800s slang for the rest of your life.

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Blockman350 9 years ago

I say, what a smashing way to live

QuandilliousMaximuxDinglenutIII 4 years ago

Quite a good choice indeed guvna, would you like a cuppa tea

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Josefina Lagos Lowther 13 years ago

So. What's the downside?

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago

Speaking 1800s slang which in the end would be fucking stupid.

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quickstirke 9 years ago

GET ME INTO A Suit"an"Tie!! Fuck the Dress! England HERE I COME!!

DasJoosh 9 years ago

WTF is wrong with the internet.

fishyxD 11 years ago

There's no downside whatsoever!

jjdafeesh 11 years ago

I GET A MONOCLE AND A TOP HAT!!!!!!! Yass

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago

Bow ties are cool

X12346 9 years ago

WTF are crumpets

Kai27 8 years ago

I don't know

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

England is my city

Gaurdian 9 years ago

Like a sir.

J2004 9 years ago

I will die from malnutrition

BraydenGreen 9 years ago

Hey arizona yea is good

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

Downside???

Alexandria Fisher 13 years ago

That literally all sounds spectacularly fun.

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

Bow-tes are cool, but I would actually prefer a fez instead of a top hat... fezzes are cool.

Wolfsoles 8 years ago

I love doctor who

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Klaus Nightcrawler 13 years ago

Seriously? AWESOME!

Dexter Johnson 13 years ago

I already do that

Natasha Lund 13 years ago

How is this a bad thing?

SomeWeirdExistentThing43 6 years ago

...actually Asura"s right

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Basil Othman 13 years ago

Wheres the downside

Jakebeanz 11 years ago

(NO WORDS!)

Zota 5 years ago

I see this as an absolute loss

heyeveryone 11 years ago

Ew, tea

Apollo 12 years ago

This is useful......how exactly?

dannyboy221005 11 years ago

Dude british people dont eat crumpets all day yeah we drink alot of tea so

Caitlin Prothero 13 years ago

What's so bad about this?

J2004 9 years ago

You'll get malnutrition from not eating anything else

meatloave 2 years ago

That old bat got her ticket punched a couple years ago. She was a seriously cool chick though and when she was young she was quite a little cutie

iLostMyPotato 9 years ago

I don’t see how this is a bad thing?

tomlinsontardis 11 years ago

Bowties are cool!

RootbeerPremium 4 years ago

bri-ish

ShDoTi 4 years ago

bri-ish

Ms. Moriarty 12 years ago

I actually didn't press the button, but it said I did.

FishMaster 10 years ago

Pshhh, Sir I already do that you darn scaleywagger

Jean Kirschstein 12 years ago

tHIS SOUNDS SMASHING!

Thisisfun 6 years ago

I NEED my burritos. I would love to be able to wear a suit, but I NEEED my burritos

Destractoid 11 years ago

Hmmmm.... Don't know how I feel about that one.... (THAT RACIST!!!!!)

Nubbins244 9 years ago

I BECOME DR. WATSON!!!!

BlueisBae123 11 years ago

there was some pretty cool slang in the 1800's

Richard Law 13 years ago

I'm English, this is already my life?

skorgepoo 10 years ago

well hello darkness my old friend

Passivedehydration 3 years ago

I am British already so I can become an ultra brit

Gree3000 11 years ago

That's dope af

SMRSteviSMR 5 years ago

When I saw the name Queen of England I pressed the button so fast

Search_Darth_Samsz_On_Youtube 11 years ago

I don't want to be knighted

tomvdzandt 12 years ago

whats the downside

Bodhiskywalker 8 years ago

What"s the upside?

daxflame 11 years ago

yes we do

GermÃ¡n Flores 13 years ago

Best button EVER!!

WezkerXYan 10 years ago

FUCK BRITAIN I'M GOING FOR JAP!

Bodhiskywalker 8 years ago

Japan is beeesssttt (if japan is what you mean)

meatloave last year

Put em on the glass you old BAT! And tell that inbred nincompoop son of yours to get a real job while you're at it.------ ahh nothing says sophistication like speaking in the Shakespearean tongue.... Mudda' fukka' !!! Shayk dat'azzz!

mandy12 11 years ago

so i become the doctor....ok

samwashere 4 years ago

wow this is sad now

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