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you get your dream job
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you get fired after 5 years and will never be hired by anyone ever
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TomSteven 3 years ago
Try to do it by yourself

ashleighpurdy 11 years ago
So I become a youtube gamer. And become so popular they can't fire me xd hahaha

MasterA 9 years ago
so ur keemsttar
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John Ellis 13 years ago
My dream job is to be President of the Universe. Also I get to set my own pay. Fifty trillion dollars a year, that's $250,000,000,000,000.00 when I retire. Then I crash the global economy! Yay!

Iliagamer123 5 years ago
And with that money you make a business and make more money! Then research the invincibility pill and become immortal!
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VenomousCompany 10 years ago
What if you speak that language inherently and you are in that area?

Xanderiah 10 years ago
Make a buttload of money and retire,no downside.

snapnat 11 years ago
I found a loophole: My dream job is to be a YouTuber, you can't get fired from filming yourself just being yourself.

Yourmother2837474736374738477384773847376463758837375738376 5 years ago
You can get baned
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Butts-R-Lyfe 9 years ago
Getting payed $50,000,000,000 a day to watch Netflix Hell yea

starducks 10 years ago
supreme overlord of the universe space and time... basically an all powerful god

Xavier Thilking 13 years ago
So, I work for the Navy as an Admiral, get discharged, and recieve a pension. Fuck you, I'll take it.

Joe Larson 13 years ago
My dream job is to be head of the Russian mob. Therefore, I'm the one that does the hiring. And, the shooting. Double win.

Z0m41e 8 years ago
And then someone shoots you. Fuck.

Doflamingo 11 years ago
I want to be a universal dictator and get payed $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 a month

j3223r 11 years ago
just make a shit load of money befor you get fired so you wont have to work for the rest of ur life (depending on job)

Princessamirah_beatiful 9 years ago
My dream hub is a dance teacher

ItsNotCreeper 7 years ago
Bruh u can be a Youtuber

Pvt Doughnut 12 years ago
My dream hob involves lots of money so I'm good.

mikeyrayofsumshine 11 years ago
my dream job i can't be fired so there bitches

Ostria 10 years ago
You cant fire me from sleeping o_o

kobebug36 11 years ago
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FeatherVulpes 9 years ago
What if my dream job involves being self employed?

champion of all time 10 years ago
Can anybody give me a small loan of a million dollars

anime lover 120 10 years ago
GET YO OWN CASH BITCH

Mr_StealYoGurl 11 years ago
unless i get paid one million dollars for this job i dont understand why anyone would like that

FindTheLoophole 9 years ago
My job will be to cook with really famous chefs. Once I"ve learned all their secrets I'll make my own company, therefore generating my own source of income without needing to be hired.

Orangegal 11 years ago
Dream job * be payed trillion dollars by doing random stuff I like. Save money. Rich for life

AdrianAPV03 9 years ago
How can I get fired from the NBA? I decide if I can

ashtag132 11 years ago
my dream job gets paid millions so i have enough money to last the rest of my life after a month

WackeyPrimal 10 years ago
You can't get fired from YouTube

ultracyber 8 years ago
I"d rather voice act for my whole life thenkz

AdrailienFilms 11 years ago
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FredBearGold 9 years ago
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iron_manu 10 years ago
Haha, well. I want to become actor. So that's OK with me. I can just do an other movie

Princessamirah_beatiful 9 years ago
I meant jub

orphankiller47 11 years ago
i could hire myself

Swiksein 11 years ago
Jezz . . just earn so much money in 5 years and start youtube channel . Pff . . . U don't get hired by anyone ,u start working there by ur own will :D

emilyflame789 11 years ago
Okay...just get a job that pays so well you can retire in 5 years. Lol OR be a self-publishing author or Youtube gamer.

Manpie12 6 years ago
Wait untill your 5 years from retirement

runegod27 12 years ago
CEO of Apple. First month=Millionaire BITCHES

Killerjr2448 10 years ago
My dream job is being a YouTuber I can't be fired from that, right?

DecentDoe 9 years ago
I said no because I want to be a food critic and I want to do that forever

SansLover 10 years ago
My dream job is in my dreams so in my dreams i never get fired from my dream job

kobebug36 11 years ago
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Van guard 10 years ago
Become a Youtuber can't get fired from that

anime lover 120 10 years ago
ME TOO WITH YOUTUBER! I WILL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT ME AND LEVI!

werty 11 years ago
Pfft, join nasa and get LOOOAAAADS of moneys!

TimeLadyPandora 9 years ago
Help make prosthetics for 5 years for MILLIONS OF MOOLAH.

Lucasto 3 years ago
Just get the highest paying job there is and do nothing! The dilemma didnt specify if you would get fired in between those 5 years so its an easy win-win

smsff7 11 years ago
I get a crazy good paying job like big budget movie star and have millions to play with

Somepersonapparently 9 years ago
General secretary of U.S.S.R.(I must reunite it first😉)

Radonehere 11 years ago
Anyone weird name tom will hire me

Lol why do I need a username 10 years ago
If I never get hired by anyone... how did I get my dream job?

Supreme_Kitty 11 years ago
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NoIWon't 11 years ago
Oh god... I'm gonna be killed by a Supremekitty! I hope its painless.

Melanie4535 8 years ago
Yey I get to work in taco 🔔
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