My dream job is to be President of the Universe. Also I get to set my own pay. Fifty trillion dollars a year, that's $250,000,000,000,000.00 when I retire. Then I crash the global economy! Yay!
Iliagamer1235 years ago
And with that money you make a business and make more money! Then research the invincibility pill and become immortal!
Getting payed $50,000,000,000 a day to watch Netflix
Hell yea
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starducks10 years ago
supreme overlord of the universe space and time... basically an all powerful god
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Xavier Thilking13 years ago
So, I work for the Navy as an Admiral, get discharged, and recieve a pension. Fuck you, I'll take it.
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Joe Larson13 years ago
My dream job is to be head of the Russian mob. Therefore, I'm the one that does the hiring. And, the shooting. Double win.
Z0m41e8 years ago
And then someone shoots you. Fuck.
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emilyflame78911 years ago
Okay...just get a job that pays so well you can retire in 5 years. Lol
OR be a self-publishing author or Youtube gamer.
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Manpie126 years ago
Wait untill your 5 years from retirement
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runegod2712 years ago
CEO of Apple. First month=Millionaire BITCHES
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Killerjr244810 years ago
My dream job is being a YouTuber I can't be fired from that, right?
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DecentDoe9 years ago
I said no because I want to be a food critic and I want to do that forever
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SansLover10 years ago
My dream job is in my dreams so in my dreams i never get fired from my dream job
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kobebug3611 years ago
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Van guard10 years ago
Become a Youtuber can't get fired from that
anime lover 12010 years ago
ME TOO WITH YOUTUBER! I WILL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT ME AND LEVI!
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werty11 years ago
Pfft, join nasa and get LOOOAAAADS of moneys!
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TimeLadyPandora9 years ago
Help make prosthetics for 5 years for MILLIONS OF MOOLAH.
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Lucasto3 years ago
Just get the highest paying job there is and do nothing! The dilemma didnt specify if you would get fired in between those 5 years so its an easy win-win
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smsff711 years ago
I get a crazy good paying job like big budget movie star and have millions to play with
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Somepersonapparently9 years ago
General secretary of U.S.S.R.(I must reunite it first😉)
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Radonehere11 years ago
Anyone weird name tom will hire me
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Lol why do I need a username 10 years ago
If I never get hired by anyone... how did I get my dream job?
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Supreme_Kitty11 years ago
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NoIWon't11 years ago
Oh god... I'm gonna be killed by a Supremekitty! I hope its painless.
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Melanie45358 years ago
Yey I get to work in taco 🔔
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Gabriel Alvarez13 years ago
I'll do alot of stuff as fast a possible.
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AdrailienFilms11 years ago
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missmeowstin9 years ago
Can't be fired by Youtube. I"M A YOUTUBER
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Rosieposey10 years ago
I want to have all the money in the world and if thays part of the job then I wont have to work again ever anyways
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JessicaMasterson9 years ago
Can you fire yourself?
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xxXJOHNCENAXxx11 years ago
hello unemployment line
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grimgamer11 years ago
I will just open my own f***ing company
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Flaming-grimdark-potat6 years ago
My dream job is to be an unfireable god. That means I can set my own pay (idk maybe 45 udecillion pounds per hour) and I can't get fired. Great
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oldnotweak12 years ago
my dream job involves getting payed hundreds of millions of dollars for coming up with an idea and letting other people try to make it real
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HelloThereM810 years ago
Start your own business without a boss and you can't get fired ha XD
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GamingEinstein9 years ago
I want money
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Kelli Sue Connolly13 years ago
My dream job is to be a billionaire. Suck it.
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SansTheSkelebro10 years ago
I guess I got fired because I slept all day.. Welp.
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CheesyPeesy11 years ago
I'll make them pay, oh i will
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SngLol10 years ago
If my dream job doesn't include tons of cash I can just get it 5 years before I retire. Then I won't need another job anyway
anime lover 12010 years ago
NOTICE ME LEVI SENPAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Horny Preteen11 years ago
My Dream Job Is The God Of Sex
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Panifex9 years ago
In my dream job, I make enough to retire comfortably after five years anyway
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zane from o'khasis11 years ago
iron man
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Iamslowlyfollingyou3 years ago
but how will i retire. Oh no there is a predicement
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TeddyBear11 years ago
I'm 57, so I have my dream until 62, then I'm retired.
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JinxKitty9 years ago
i cant be fired bc like i'll be my own boss 😂
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AnubhavSinghBalyan8 years ago
Well my dream job is pro wrestling(njpw and wwe) so retiring after 5 years?! Sure why not become famous and build your own promotion😂
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