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you get your dream job
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you get fired after 5 years and will never be hired by anyone ever
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TomSteven 3 years ago
Try to do it by yourself

ashleighpurdy 11 years ago
So I become a youtube gamer. And become so popular they can't fire me xd hahaha

MasterA 9 years ago
so ur keemsttar
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John Ellis 13 years ago
My dream job is to be President of the Universe. Also I get to set my own pay. Fifty trillion dollars a year, that's $250,000,000,000,000.00 when I retire. Then I crash the global economy! Yay!

Iliagamer123 5 years ago
And with that money you make a business and make more money! Then research the invincibility pill and become immortal!
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VenomousCompany 10 years ago
What if you speak that language inherently and you are in that area?

Xanderiah 10 years ago
Make a buttload of money and retire,no downside.

snapnat 11 years ago
I found a loophole: My dream job is to be a YouTuber, you can't get fired from filming yourself just being yourself.

Yourmother2837474736374738477384773847376463758837375738376 5 years ago
You can get baned
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Butts-R-Lyfe 9 years ago
Getting payed $50,000,000,000 a day to watch Netflix Hell yea

starducks 10 years ago
supreme overlord of the universe space and time... basically an all powerful god

Xavier Thilking 13 years ago
So, I work for the Navy as an Admiral, get discharged, and recieve a pension. Fuck you, I'll take it.

Joe Larson 13 years ago
My dream job is to be head of the Russian mob. Therefore, I'm the one that does the hiring. And, the shooting. Double win.

Z0m41e 8 years ago
And then someone shoots you. Fuck.

emilyflame789 11 years ago
Okay...just get a job that pays so well you can retire in 5 years. Lol OR be a self-publishing author or Youtube gamer.

Manpie12 6 years ago
Wait untill your 5 years from retirement

runegod27 12 years ago
CEO of Apple. First month=Millionaire BITCHES

Killerjr2448 10 years ago
My dream job is being a YouTuber I can't be fired from that, right?

DecentDoe 9 years ago
I said no because I want to be a food critic and I want to do that forever

SansLover 10 years ago
My dream job is in my dreams so in my dreams i never get fired from my dream job

kobebug36 11 years ago
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Van guard 10 years ago
Become a Youtuber can't get fired from that

anime lover 120 10 years ago
ME TOO WITH YOUTUBER! I WILL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT ME AND LEVI!

werty 11 years ago
Pfft, join nasa and get LOOOAAAADS of moneys!

TimeLadyPandora 9 years ago
Help make prosthetics for 5 years for MILLIONS OF MOOLAH.

Lucasto 3 years ago
Just get the highest paying job there is and do nothing! The dilemma didnt specify if you would get fired in between those 5 years so its an easy win-win

smsff7 11 years ago
I get a crazy good paying job like big budget movie star and have millions to play with

Somepersonapparently 9 years ago
General secretary of U.S.S.R.(I must reunite it first😉)

Radonehere 11 years ago
Anyone weird name tom will hire me

Lol why do I need a username 10 years ago
If I never get hired by anyone... how did I get my dream job?

Supreme_Kitty 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

NoIWon't 11 years ago
Oh god... I'm gonna be killed by a Supremekitty! I hope its painless.

Melanie4535 8 years ago
Yey I get to work in taco 🔔

Gabriel Alvarez 13 years ago
I'll do alot of stuff as fast a possible.

AdrailienFilms 11 years ago
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missmeowstin 9 years ago
Can't be fired by Youtube. I"M A YOUTUBER

Rosieposey 10 years ago
I want to have all the money in the world and if thays part of the job then I wont have to work again ever anyways

JessicaMasterson 9 years ago
Can you fire yourself?

xxXJOHNCENAXxx 11 years ago
hello unemployment line

grimgamer 11 years ago
I will just open my own f***ing company

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago
My dream job is to be an unfireable god. That means I can set my own pay (idk maybe 45 udecillion pounds per hour) and I can't get fired. Great

oldnotweak 12 years ago
my dream job involves getting payed hundreds of millions of dollars for coming up with an idea and letting other people try to make it real

HelloThereM8 10 years ago
Start your own business without a boss and you can't get fired ha XD

GamingEinstein 9 years ago
I want money

Kelli Sue Connolly 13 years ago
My dream job is to be a billionaire. Suck it.

SansTheSkelebro 10 years ago
I guess I got fired because I slept all day.. Welp.

CheesyPeesy 11 years ago
I'll make them pay, oh i will

SngLol 10 years ago
If my dream job doesn't include tons of cash I can just get it 5 years before I retire. Then I won't need another job anyway

anime lover 120 10 years ago
NOTICE ME LEVI SENPAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horny Preteen 11 years ago
My Dream Job Is The God Of Sex

Panifex 9 years ago
In my dream job, I make enough to retire comfortably after five years anyway

zane from o'khasis 11 years ago
iron man

Iamslowlyfollingyou 3 years ago
but how will i retire. Oh no there is a predicement

TeddyBear 11 years ago
I'm 57, so I have my dream until 62, then I'm retired.

JinxKitty 9 years ago
i cant be fired bc like i'll be my own boss 😂

AnubhavSinghBalyan 8 years ago
Well my dream job is pro wrestling(njpw and wwe) so retiring after 5 years?! Sure why not become famous and build your own promotion😂

Eryk Kiełbratowski 13 years ago
I want to play on keyboard. I will fire myself
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