My dream job is to be President of the Universe. Also I get to set my own pay. Fifty trillion dollars a year, that's $250,000,000,000,000.00 when I retire. Then I crash the global economy! Yay!
Iliagamer1236 years ago
And with that money you make a business and make more money! Then research the invincibility pill and become immortal!
Getting payed $50,000,000,000 a day to watch Netflix
Hell yea
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starducks10 years ago
supreme overlord of the universe space and time... basically an all powerful god
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Xavier Thilking13 years ago
So, I work for the Navy as an Admiral, get discharged, and recieve a pension. Fuck you, I'll take it.
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Joe Larson13 years ago
My dream job is to be head of the Russian mob. Therefore, I'm the one that does the hiring. And, the shooting. Double win.
Z0m41e8 years ago
And then someone shoots you. Fuck.
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SansTheSkelebro10 years ago
I guess I got fired because I slept all day.. Welp.
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CheesyPeesy11 years ago
I'll make them pay, oh i will
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GamingEinstein9 years ago
I want money
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Kelli Sue Connolly13 years ago
My dream job is to be a billionaire. Suck it.
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Horny Preteen11 years ago
My Dream Job Is The God Of Sex
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Panifex9 years ago
In my dream job, I make enough to retire comfortably after five years anyway
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SngLol10 years ago
If my dream job doesn't include tons of cash I can just get it 5 years before I retire. Then I won't need another job anyway
anime lover 12010 years ago
NOTICE ME LEVI SENPAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JinxKitty9 years ago
i cant be fired bc like i'll be my own boss 😂
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zane from o'khasis11 years ago
iron man
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Iamslowlyfollingyou3 years ago
but how will i retire. Oh no there is a predicement
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TeddyBear11 years ago
I'm 57, so I have my dream until 62, then I'm retired.
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SWAG_MUDKIP11 years ago
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AnubhavSinghBalyan8 years ago
Well my dream job is pro wrestling(njpw and wwe) so retiring after 5 years?! Sure why not become famous and build your own promotion😂
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Eryk Kiełbratowski13 years ago
I want to play on keyboard. I will fire myself
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Ketrikal9 years ago
How do you get fired from being assistant dolphin washer for Al Capone?
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JamesJay10 years ago
Google CEO $100m paycheck per year
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Frisky the frisk10 years ago
Howdy
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Butterteam511 years ago
Become a astronaut and go to mars for the rest of yor life and they can't fire u
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Aydenp29 years ago
I wanna be president and not have to do any work!
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Megalogini11 years ago
I don't think I can get fired from being a youtuber.
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ObvMoaz4 years ago
I can get the highest paying job in this universe.. then by the time i retire I"d have enough money to survive and live a great life until i die!
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asdguy0012 years ago
my dream job is being the absolute ruler of the universe, getting paid a practically infinite amount of money.
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ThatsInsane10 years ago
Iz be a Trillonare
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GlutNy9 years ago
I want to become a youtuber. they cant delete my channel for no reason
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Clay James Belter13 years ago
If it's my dream job then I'd be in charge so I can't be fired >:D
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pengie929010 years ago
My dream job would be one that gets me enough money in five years to be set for life. Then I can continue it as a hobby, if I so choose once those five years are up.
...Also, what happens if my dream job is to be the boss, and no one has the power or authority to get me fired.
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mattib41311 years ago
But you can have a job that pays alot of money and retire after they fire you
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anime lover 12010 years ago
I WANNA BE IN SURVEY CORPS SO I CAN BE WITH LEVI
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kapeo11 years ago
Bill gates. 2000$ every 3 secs x 5 years hll fuckibg yeah
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GamerSansYT9 years ago
I already have my dream job!
Youtube!
And
My fishies!
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meatloavelast year
My dream job is having sex with 18 yr old hotties and my work space is a luxury condo and my pay is 2mil$ month tax free. My severance package is 150,000,000$ tax free , the condo , three company cars , a company Jetstream and helicopter and 800ft yacht as...[Show full comment]
meatloavelast year
And a partirdge in a pear tree..... Now go fuck your mother
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dogdude11 years ago
just quit after 4 1/2 years
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Teh_ducktor9 years ago
Star fleet
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Zoe_Panda02511 years ago
What if you made your own job
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Fandom10 years ago
Well just become someone who is well payed, get like 5 billion dollars per year and afterwards you can just relax and do whatever you want to do
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TurnedIntoaDragon11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!
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JandK7 years ago
My dream job is a streamer that also earns loads of cash (enough for my whole life)
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Brian Poole13 years ago
I don't have a dream job win win
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irishdragon511 years ago
What if my dream job involves me being my own boss? Or involves me gaining a massive amount of resources that I could retire on?
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