My dream job is to be President of the Universe. Also I get to set my own pay. Fifty trillion dollars a year, that's $250,000,000,000,000.00 when I retire. Then I crash the global economy! Yay!
Iliagamer1234 years ago
And with that money you make a business and make more money! Then research the invincibility pill and become immortal!
Getting payed $50,000,000,000 a day to watch Netflix
Hell yea
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starducks8 years ago
supreme overlord of the universe space and time... basically an all powerful god
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Xavier Thilking12 years ago
So, I work for the Navy as an Admiral, get discharged, and recieve a pension. Fuck you, I'll take it.
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Joe Larson12 years ago
My dream job is to be head of the Russian mob. Therefore, I'm the one that does the hiring. And, the shooting. Double win.
Z0m41e7 years ago
And then someone shoots you. Fuck.
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JinxKitty8 years ago
i cant be fired bc like i'll be my own boss 😂
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zane from o'khasis9 years ago
iron man
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Iamslowlyfollingyoulast year
but how will i retire. Oh no there is a predicement
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TeddyBear10 years ago
I'm 57, so I have my dream until 62, then I'm retired.
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SWAG_MUDKIP9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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AnubhavSinghBalyan7 years ago
Well my dream job is pro wrestling(njpw and wwe) so retiring after 5 years?! Sure why not become famous and build your own promotion😂
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Eryk Kiełbratowski12 years ago
I want to play on keyboard. I will fire myself
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Ketrikal7 years ago
How do you get fired from being assistant dolphin washer for Al Capone?
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JamesJay9 years ago
Google CEO $100m paycheck per year
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Frisky the frisk9 years ago
Howdy
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Butterteam510 years ago
Become a astronaut and go to mars for the rest of yor life and they can't fire u
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Aydenp28 years ago
I wanna be president and not have to do any work!
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ObvMoaz3 years ago
I can get the highest paying job in this universe.. then by the time i retire I"d have enough money to survive and live a great life until i die!
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asdguy0010 years ago
my dream job is being the absolute ruler of the universe, getting paid a practically infinite amount of money.
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ThatsInsane8 years ago
Iz be a Trillonare
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Megalogini9 years ago
I don't think I can get fired from being a youtuber.
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pengie92909 years ago
My dream job would be one that gets me enough money in five years to be set for life. Then I can continue it as a hobby, if I so choose once those five years are up.
...Also, what happens if my dream job is to be the boss, and no one has the power or authority to get me fired.
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mattib4139 years ago
But you can have a job that pays alot of money and retire after they fire you
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GlutNy7 years ago
I want to become a youtuber. they cant delete my channel for no reason
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Clay James Belter12 years ago
If it's my dream job then I'd be in charge so I can't be fired >:D
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kapeo10 years ago
Bill gates. 2000$ every 3 secs x 5 years hll fuckibg yeah
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GamerSansYT8 years ago
I already have my dream job!
Youtube!
And
My fishies!
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anime lover 1209 years ago
I WANNA BE IN SURVEY CORPS SO I CAN BE WITH LEVI
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Teh_ducktor8 years ago
Star fleet
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Zoe_Panda0259 years ago
What if you made your own job
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dogdude10 years ago
just quit after 4 1/2 years
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!
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JandK6 years ago
My dream job is a streamer that also earns loads of cash (enough for my whole life)
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Brian Poole12 years ago
I don't have a dream job win win
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Fandom8 years ago
Well just become someone who is well payed, get like 5 billion dollars per year and afterwards you can just relax and do whatever you want to do
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Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
Then I'll do my own job being poodiepie
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irishdragon59 years ago
What if my dream job involves me being my own boss? Or involves me gaining a massive amount of resources that I could retire on?
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Annia123459 years ago
Make my own business. Problem Solved
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lols banta10 years ago
be a youtuber you have no bss
snapnat9 years ago
I commented the same thing. XD
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LaurenNStuff8 years ago
You can't fire a self implored person. (Probably, idk)
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ScottishCookie3 years ago
Become highets power, solve every issue.
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Kinjames101010 years ago
PurpleUnicorn
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your...[Show full comment]
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william44448 years ago
What if in my dream job I'm the boss? The one who does the hiring and the firing
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Mr.poffy 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Maximum Lorbry9 years ago
my dream job is being the creator of the usiverse i would get that job and deleat this and never get fired and ill ahve infinate money
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