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you get fired after 5 years and will never be hired by anyone ever
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TomSteven 3 years ago
Try to do it by yourself

ashleighpurdy 11 years ago
So I become a youtube gamer. And become so popular they can't fire me xd hahaha

MasterA 10 years ago
so ur keemsttar
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John Ellis 13 years ago
My dream job is to be President of the Universe. Also I get to set my own pay. Fifty trillion dollars a year, that's $250,000,000,000,000.00 when I retire. Then I crash the global economy! Yay!

Iliagamer123 6 years ago
And with that money you make a business and make more money! Then research the invincibility pill and become immortal!
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VenomousCompany 10 years ago
What if you speak that language inherently and you are in that area?

Xanderiah 11 years ago
Make a buttload of money and retire,no downside.

snapnat 11 years ago
I found a loophole: My dream job is to be a YouTuber, you can't get fired from filming yourself just being yourself.

Yourmother2837474736374738477384773847376463758837375738376 5 years ago
You can get baned
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Butts-R-Lyfe 9 years ago
Getting payed $50,000,000,000 a day to watch Netflix Hell yea

starducks 10 years ago
supreme overlord of the universe space and time... basically an all powerful god

Xavier Thilking 13 years ago
So, I work for the Navy as an Admiral, get discharged, and recieve a pension. Fuck you, I'll take it.

Joe Larson 13 years ago
My dream job is to be head of the Russian mob. Therefore, I'm the one that does the hiring. And, the shooting. Double win.

Z0m41e 8 years ago
And then someone shoots you. Fuck.

SansTheSkelebro 10 years ago
I guess I got fired because I slept all day.. Welp.

CheesyPeesy 11 years ago
I'll make them pay, oh i will

GamingEinstein 9 years ago
I want money

Kelli Sue Connolly 13 years ago
My dream job is to be a billionaire. Suck it.

Horny Preteen 11 years ago
My Dream Job Is The God Of Sex

Panifex 9 years ago
In my dream job, I make enough to retire comfortably after five years anyway

SngLol 10 years ago
If my dream job doesn't include tons of cash I can just get it 5 years before I retire. Then I won't need another job anyway

anime lover 120 10 years ago
NOTICE ME LEVI SENPAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JinxKitty 9 years ago
i cant be fired bc like i'll be my own boss 😂

zane from o'khasis 11 years ago
iron man

Iamslowlyfollingyou 3 years ago
but how will i retire. Oh no there is a predicement

TeddyBear 11 years ago
I'm 57, so I have my dream until 62, then I'm retired.

SWAG_MUDKIP 11 years ago
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AnubhavSinghBalyan 8 years ago
Well my dream job is pro wrestling(njpw and wwe) so retiring after 5 years?! Sure why not become famous and build your own promotion😂

Eryk Kiełbratowski 13 years ago
I want to play on keyboard. I will fire myself

Ketrikal 9 years ago
How do you get fired from being assistant dolphin washer for Al Capone?

JamesJay 10 years ago
Google CEO $100m paycheck per year

Frisky the frisk 10 years ago
Howdy

Butterteam5 11 years ago
Become a astronaut and go to mars for the rest of yor life and they can't fire u

Aydenp2 9 years ago
I wanna be president and not have to do any work!

Megalogini 11 years ago
I don't think I can get fired from being a youtuber.

ObvMoaz 4 years ago
I can get the highest paying job in this universe.. then by the time i retire I"d have enough money to survive and live a great life until i die!

asdguy00 12 years ago
my dream job is being the absolute ruler of the universe, getting paid a practically infinite amount of money.

ThatsInsane 10 years ago
Iz be a Trillonare

GlutNy 9 years ago
I want to become a youtuber. they cant delete my channel for no reason

Clay James Belter 13 years ago
If it's my dream job then I'd be in charge so I can't be fired >:D

pengie9290 10 years ago
My dream job would be one that gets me enough money in five years to be set for life. Then I can continue it as a hobby, if I so choose once those five years are up. ...Also, what happens if my dream job is to be the boss, and no one has the power or authority to get me fired.

mattib413 11 years ago
But you can have a job that pays alot of money and retire after they fire you

anime lover 120 10 years ago
I WANNA BE IN SURVEY CORPS SO I CAN BE WITH LEVI

kapeo 11 years ago
Bill gates. 2000$ every 3 secs x 5 years hll fuckibg yeah

GamerSansYT 9 years ago
I already have my dream job! Youtube! And My fishies!

meatloave last year
My dream job is having sex with 18 yr old hotties and my work space is a luxury condo and my pay is 2mil$ month tax free. My severance package is 150,000,000$ tax free , the condo , three company cars , a company Jetstream and helicopter and 800ft yacht as... [Show full comment]

meatloave last year
And a partirdge in a pear tree..... Now go fuck your mother

dogdude 11 years ago
just quit after 4 1/2 years

Teh_ducktor 9 years ago
Star fleet

Zoe_Panda025 11 years ago
What if you made your own job

Fandom 10 years ago
Well just become someone who is well payed, get like 5 billion dollars per year and afterwards you can just relax and do whatever you want to do

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

JandK 7 years ago
My dream job is a streamer that also earns loads of cash (enough for my whole life)

Brian Poole 13 years ago
I don't have a dream job win win

irishdragon5 11 years ago
What if my dream job involves me being my own boss? Or involves me gaining a massive amount of resources that I could retire on?

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
Then I'll do my own job being poodiepie
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