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you get fired after 5 years and will never be hired by anyone ever
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TomSteven2 years ago
Try to do it by yourself

ashleighpurdy9 years ago
So I become a youtube gamer. And become so popular they can't fire me xd hahaha

MasterA8 years ago
so ur keemsttar
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John Ellis12 years ago
My dream job is to be President of the Universe. Also I get to set my own pay. Fifty trillion dollars a year, that's $250,000,000,000,000.00 when I retire. Then I crash the global economy! Yay!

Iliagamer1234 years ago
And with that money you make a business and make more money! Then research the invincibility pill and become immortal!
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VenomousCompany9 years ago
What if you speak that language inherently and you are in that area?

Xanderiah9 years ago
Make a buttload of money and retire,no downside.

snapnat9 years ago
I found a loophole: My dream job is to be a YouTuber, you can't get fired from filming yourself just being yourself.

Yourmother28374747363747384773847738473764637588373757383763 years ago
You can get baned
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Butts-R-Lyfe7 years ago
Getting payed $50,000,000,000 a day to watch Netflix Hell yea

starducks8 years ago
supreme overlord of the universe space and time... basically an all powerful god

Xavier Thilking12 years ago
So, I work for the Navy as an Admiral, get discharged, and recieve a pension. Fuck you, I'll take it.

Joe Larson12 years ago
My dream job is to be head of the Russian mob. Therefore, I'm the one that does the hiring. And, the shooting. Double win.

Z0m41e7 years ago
And then someone shoots you. Fuck.

ashtag1329 years ago
my dream job gets paid millions so i have enough money to last the rest of my life after a month

Orangegal10 years ago
Dream job * be payed trillion dollars by doing random stuff I like. Save money. Rich for life

AdrianAPV038 years ago
How can I get fired from the NBA? I decide if I can

ultracyber7 years ago
I"d rather voice act for my whole life thenkz

WackeyPrimal9 years ago
You can't get fired from YouTube

iron_manu9 years ago
Haha, well. I want to become actor. So that's OK with me. I can just do an other movie

AdrailienFilms9 years ago
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FredBearGold8 years ago
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Swiksein10 years ago
Jezz . . just earn so much money in 5 years and start youtube channel . Pff . . . U don't get hired by anyone ,u start working there by ur own will :D

Princessamirah_beatiful8 years ago
I meant jub

orphankiller479 years ago
i could hire myself

Killerjr24488 years ago
My dream job is being a YouTuber I can't be fired from that, right?

emilyflame7899 years ago
Okay...just get a job that pays so well you can retire in 5 years. Lol OR be a self-publishing author or Youtube gamer.

Manpie125 years ago
Wait untill your 5 years from retirement

runegod2710 years ago
CEO of Apple. First month=Millionaire BITCHES

kobebug369 years ago
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DecentDoe7 years ago
I said no because I want to be a food critic and I want to do that forever

SansLover9 years ago
My dream job is in my dreams so in my dreams i never get fired from my dream job

TimeLadyPandora8 years ago
Help make prosthetics for 5 years for MILLIONS OF MOOLAH.

Van guard9 years ago
Become a Youtuber can't get fired from that

anime lover 1209 years ago
ME TOO WITH YOUTUBER! I WILL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT ME AND LEVI!

werty10 years ago
Pfft, join nasa and get LOOOAAAADS of moneys!

Radonehere9 years ago
Anyone weird name tom will hire me

Lucastolast year
Just get the highest paying job there is and do nothing! The dilemma didnt specify if you would get fired in between those 5 years so its an easy win-win

smsff710 years ago
I get a crazy good paying job like big budget movie star and have millions to play with

Somepersonapparently8 years ago
General secretary of U.S.S.R.(I must reunite it first😉)

Melanie45357 years ago
Yey I get to work in taco 🔔

Gabriel Alvarez12 years ago
I'll do alot of stuff as fast a possible.

Lol why do I need a username 9 years ago
If I never get hired by anyone... how did I get my dream job?

Supreme_Kitty9 years ago
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NoIWon't9 years ago
Oh god... I'm gonna be killed by a Supremekitty! I hope its painless.

Rosieposey9 years ago
I want to have all the money in the world and if thays part of the job then I wont have to work again ever anyways

AdrailienFilms9 years ago
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missmeowstin8 years ago
Can't be fired by Youtube. I"M A YOUTUBER

xxXJOHNCENAXxx10 years ago
hello unemployment line

JessicaMasterson8 years ago
Can you fire yourself?

HelloThereM88 years ago
Start your own business without a boss and you can't get fired ha XD

grimgamer9 years ago
I will just open my own f***ing company

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago
My dream job is to be an unfireable god. That means I can set my own pay (idk maybe 45 udecillion pounds per hour) and I can't get fired. Great

oldnotweak10 years ago
my dream job involves getting payed hundreds of millions of dollars for coming up with an idea and letting other people try to make it real

CheesyPeesy9 years ago
I'll make them pay, oh i will

GamingEinstein7 years ago
I want money
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