Will You Press The Button?

mnop4 months ago

Define "have"? If I choose a female tigress, will she belong to me by law, but will try to eat me (as a normal tigress would) OR will she be my loyal pet? If the latter, it might be worth the pimple-sized-dick-removal-surgery. If the former, then I'll just adopt a kitten from a shelter instead.

kittyguylast month

also define small, it could mean small in relative to other dicks or small relative to a human leg (so 9 inches)

genthn9 years ago

I HAVE NO DICK YAYYYY

Zer0billion8 years ago

You grow one then

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Tooty8 years ago

What if you"re a female and straight? Can we have any man we want but have small tits?

SeabassJames7 years ago

Nope. You get any female (doesn't have to be for romance), and you get a small penis that you didn't have before. It can either grow from your body or be a disembodied penis that is handed to you by the female you get.

PogChamp694 years ago

I get a girlfriend and a larger penis? Count me in

Samantha Evelfa de Mattos12 years ago

Not a very universal question

Lepidobatrachus-laevis4 years ago

MAKE THE FUCKING SANDWICH

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NyaXNekoSleepyKinq8 years ago

Okay, first of all people need to stop assuming genders and sexualities. Second of all, no

Bxsic7 years ago

Shut up bitch no one cares

Mai-chan8 years ago

I don't want females and I don't have a dick.

Mai-chan8 years ago

I know it"s not a big deal. Never said it was. However...still don't want a dick. XD

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Youthfuldragon294 years ago

i already have a small dick lol

Personwithagun2 years ago

That’s what I said 😂🥲😢😥😓😪

killstien9 years ago

Sexism! I refuse to answer

Bxsic7 years ago

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Elise Taylor12 years ago

As a female myself, this is especially troubling.

EvanCarnell7 years ago

So u will have a small Virginia

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Bhavya8 years ago

Anything for Selena Gomez.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Yes HANDS OFF!!!

x_Stardust_x8 years ago

Joke"s on you I'm a pansexual female. No dick and more chances thanks

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

What does PANSEXUAL mean? O.o

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Lillyanderson7 years ago

I hate how women are objects up for bargain on this app

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Well if she does not mind I'm OK.

ShianaWolfie7 years ago

I did not cause I'm a girl XD

Kate Lagana12 years ago

What's up with all the dilemma questions hoping we can treat women as objects and it'll be OK? Just saying..

datboi4275 years ago

ikr? i too am a dude and i think thats some fricked up crap that some guys think its ok to treat women like a possession. and NO, im not a simp, i just have a strong feeling about this topic for some odd reason... probs cuz im bi. and like 2% femboy but we dont talk about that

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StormyAnne8 years ago

Sooo I get to live out my fantasies of being with women AND get to experimant with having a penis? FUCK YEAH BOI!!!!!

MGGoku8 years ago

DID U JUST ASSUME MY GENDER

shalemik7 years ago

Yup

Some-Random-Girl8 years ago

I don't have a dick, I have a vagina and I'm gay as hell so....

AngryBirdsgirl8 years ago

I'm a girl so..........

Hawk-Of-Doom8 years ago

*Joyfull cheers eminate from transboys* I honestly don't see the downside hahaha

John--8 years ago

You cant get a girl with a small dick

dankmemes1018 years ago

Some girls don't care about dick size *cough cough me*

Galagacat8 years ago

I'm bi sooooo

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I'm dislikeing mmdfreack1410 just for that picture!

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prototip998 years ago

How small is small?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

It couldn't be much smaller than yours! ;-D

Ryan Hash12 years ago

Obviously if you can have every woman you want the size isn't what matters.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Don't count on it.

Devin Brink12 years ago

already have a small dick, just a win for me lol

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

Same

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Gabriel Vaughn12 years ago

I'm gay tho...

Mclovin20169 years ago

same here

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Tosj Brooks12 years ago

But..I'm a lady

Zer0billion8 years ago

You grow a dick then

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0party_potato07 years ago

Already have the small dick part so yeah I'm down

Raiden9 years ago

I have bog dock that's small compared to a Wales!

JoeySTRIKE9 years ago

I'll just use that dick growing stuff

The_Best_Of_The_Bestlast year

I don't want a dick. I'm a girl.

koopoo319 years ago

no downside. only difference is i get any girl i want

lizzzzie10 years ago

what if im a female who wants to attract females? would i grow a small dick or does the downside not apply to me?

Eckmacas0008 years ago

*lesbian squeals of joy*

tehhypergamer9 years ago

My dick is only somewhere around 2-3 inches long. So yeah, also by female do you mean human or can it be a german shepard? I love german shepards ♥

tehhypergamer9 years ago

German shepards are one of the sexiest dogs ive ever seen ♥

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freepornsupplier20033 years ago

Always wanted to be Richie off Bottom, FUCKING LEGEND! XD

unicornlover5149 years ago

I don't have a dick, so why not!!*presses button*

Cj Mcbride12 years ago

Not ALL of the people on this site are men, Mister Button Man

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

My dick is big but I would rather use it a lot more so yes

Elky Chocolate9 years ago

I AM female.

MishuMi5 years ago

Like real world just in that scenario imI have a the best women lmao

AubreyA ;)&lt;39 years ago

thats rood to girls

Toki Vick12 years ago

doesn't matter had sex

Kritzy7 years ago

It didn't say i had sex with her

Imogennn9 years ago

As a lesbian the only thing that bothers me is "small dick"

TeamKobus28 years ago

My dick is already small.... sadly..... :(... so no downside

Ratas03 9 years ago

Viagra??xD

MGGoku8 years ago

My dick is small cuz I'm Asian xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

blong19 years ago

u can always take pills

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