Will You Press The Button?

AcedOut9 years ago

Being immortal would suck crap. When the world ends you'd just be sitting in space alone, forever.

EriStitch2 years ago

Yeah

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Akvela9 years ago

Imagine....a gold fish floating through space on a magical fish ADVENTURE!!!

skigma3 months ago

wholesome

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TurtleSnakeFrog9 years ago

I AM THE MIGHTY IMMORTAL GOLDFISH! FEAR ME YOU MORTALS! FEAR ME!!!!!!

Bloodandashes8 years ago

Did you forget what else you were gonna say?

zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago

Evolve

1337master7 years ago

Goldfish evolved into... Slightly bigger Goldfish!

All_Sham_No_Wow9 years ago

I don't want to be a goldfish forever... What happens if my owners have a cat, and it eats me... I'd have to watch as.... Leeaarrnninggg..... Whoop de fricking do....

gadlygamer3 years ago

easy crawl out of the cat like an absolute boss, slap in the face with your fin then just hop back to your tank like an absolute badass

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theshyminion880910 years ago

American dad right here

RedCrossLord10 years ago

I become that fish from American Dad? Fuck Yeah

EnderWolf217 years ago

Goldfishes forget everything in 5 minutes whats the deal bro?

nomnomnomnomnom14 years ago

Goldfish can remember things for up to a year. An improvement, but not ideal.

Alioli7 years ago

I said yes to shape shifting a few minutes ago! I beat the game!

Malcolmxt8 years ago

Living forever is already a no. A gold fish....

Mikuelious8 years ago

No upside...

THE_COLOSSAL_BUTTON8 years ago

How is it even in the 69"ers category ?

quickstirke8 years ago

As well as I'm Immortal

NovaJ7219 years ago

Goldfish has 3 sec memory... Why not, tho.

zues6destroyer9 years ago

3 month memory minimum........

Sakura Valentine12 years ago

But think about all the times you'll be flushed down the toilet.......

GarfunklScoob9 years ago

Oh yeah the toilet is my favourite place to flush myself

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Aaron Yoder12 years ago

blub blub

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

Blub. Blub.

Gino Deinum12 years ago

Goldfish on land awesum

Valma Bumstead12 years ago

Hell yeah

Bloodrush049 years ago

It's really just a lose-lose

AColdGuy4 years ago

I mean... if you could do something more interesting ike talk to humans and if you could die at some point then I would press it.

skulltown7 years ago

THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK!

Ronanharringtonyall8 years ago

The fuck would the seven year old boy who owns you think?

SexyTigress9 years ago

NO DOWNSIDES!!!!

fondcoolman10 years ago

5213 people are weirdos

BadTimeSans18 years ago

Being a fish is not the best idea

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago

M888, immortal goldfish creates pill to turn a goldfish into a human after 1 eternity. PROBLEM. SOLVED.

Legandarygaming9447 years ago

It sucks

BexoRundra9 years ago

I would love to be a gold fish

Oldnotweak...againlast year

sounds like a character from "12 ounce mouse"

Khaos-Fury8 years ago

I would evolve into a dragon goldfish bitch

Diamondmatter11 years ago

You might as well just go into a coma. Goldfish have a memory of, what, 6 seconds?

Ungarr9 years ago

upside?

Devon-Bradford8 years ago

I will be Klaus

Nick Anocibar12 years ago

hAvE yOu SeEn My SOn?!?!

nurturedVex 9 years ago

I see no upside because being immortal sucks ass and being a goldfish would get boring after a while

SomeOtherGuy5 years ago

It"d be like a regular fishbowl...the size of the universe... for you.

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8nicolas89 years ago

My dream of being a goldfish

80HADES0810 years ago

yay humans can eat me

OcelotButton9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

nukechicken8 years ago

Bow down to the goldfish god

Jo_so_fine10 years ago

Sweet, food just rains from the sky wooh

GNRAnalogies9 years ago

Well when you think about it, immortality wouldn't be as bad as a goldfish, considering their thought process is that of a 4 year old up at 5AM. Also, the owner of the goldfish would probably know something's up. Then s/he'd be intrigued and start an entir...[Show full comment]