Will You Press The Button?

AcedOut 11 years ago

Being immortal would suck crap. When the world ends you'd just be sitting in space alone, forever.

EriStitch 4 years ago

Yeah

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Akvela 11 years ago

Imagine....a gold fish floating through space on a magical fish ADVENTURE!!!

skigma 2 years ago

wholesome

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TurtleSnakeFrog 11 years ago

I AM THE MIGHTY IMMORTAL GOLDFISH! FEAR ME YOU MORTALS! FEAR ME!!!!!!

Bloodandashes 9 years ago

Did you forget what else you were gonna say?

zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago

Evolve

1337master 8 years ago

Goldfish evolved into... Slightly bigger Goldfish!

All_Sham_No_Wow 11 years ago

I don't want to be a goldfish forever... What happens if my owners have a cat, and it eats me... I'd have to watch as.... Leeaarrnninggg..... Whoop de fricking do....

gadlygamer 4 years ago

easy crawl out of the cat like an absolute boss, slap in the face with your fin then just hop back to your tank like an absolute badass

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theshyminion8809 11 years ago

American dad right here

RedCrossLord 11 years ago

I become that fish from American Dad? Fuck Yeah

EnderWolf21 8 years ago

Goldfishes forget everything in 5 minutes whats the deal bro?

nomnomnomnomnom1 6 years ago

Goldfish can remember things for up to a year. An improvement, but not ideal.

Alioli 9 years ago

I said yes to shape shifting a few minutes ago! I beat the game!

Malcolmxt 9 years ago

Living forever is already a no. A gold fish....

Mikuelious 9 years ago

No upside...

THE_COLOSSAL_BUTTON 9 years ago

How is it even in the 69"ers category ?

quickstirke 9 years ago

As well as I'm Immortal

NovaJ721 11 years ago

Goldfish has 3 sec memory... Why not, tho.

zues6destroyer 11 years ago

3 month memory minimum........

Sakura Valentine 13 years ago

But think about all the times you'll be flushed down the toilet.......

GarfunklScoob 10 years ago

Oh yeah the toilet is my favourite place to flush myself

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Aaron Yoder 13 years ago

blub blub

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

Blub. Blub.

Gino Deinum 13 years ago

Goldfish on land awesum

Valma Bumstead 13 years ago

Hell yeah

Unobox 10 years ago

Upside?

Zergrush22 6 years ago

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only the immortal god-emperor Goldfish, forever interred in the golden fishbowl, the master of untold legions.

ToTZ 9 years ago

As long as somebody hooks up my tank to a device that lets me play Pokémon, I'm good.

Lydia Mcguire 13 years ago

immortal goldfish

Ollieolive11 8 years ago

Literally all of the fresh water is drying up... an eternity of constantly choking because you can't breathe right, and can't die... exactly what I need as a creepypasta writer >:^)

FluffDog 11 years ago

HELL YEAH I'LL BE A GOLDFISH!

Crazy_Cat_Lady_2 9 years ago

I'm the immortal goldfish fear me!!!!

RoyaltyFreeSnowman 10 years ago

Klaus from american dad would like this

WowThisIsSuchAnAmazingApp 10 years ago

Well it would be special because you'll be the only living object in the universe.

suyt556 9 years ago

Goldfish have memory spans of 3 seconds so you would COMPLETELY forget everything the past 3 secs also immortality is BOOOORRRRIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG

Alioli 9 years ago

But you won't think that because you forgot all the Gordon.

Calysters221 11 years ago

I want to be a goldfish <3

Zanemiller88 5 years ago

I just pressed it to become a gold fish don't need to pay bills or anything just keep swimming

ricogio 11 years ago

prob there is none...

ThePotatoMan 12 years ago

IMMORTAL GOLD FISH WOOOO SURVIVE THE FUCKING TOILET WHIRLPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Kajalaka 10 years ago

Magikarp?

Memes32 9 years ago

I would gladly be a never dying fish

Stalking You 13 years ago

all hail the immortal goldfish!

JTZ29 10 years ago

Fuck immortality!

Abbycat123256 7 years ago

I'm already a goldfish I clicked it cuz I was on a hit the button rampage Lol

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

as much i would love to be a goldfish, NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO! NO FUCKING IMMORTALITY! I HATE THE VERY FUCKING IDEA OF IT! ITS A CUUUUURSE!

Alyssa23459 11 years ago

Immortality would suck. There is no up side to being immortal. You lead a lonely life and continue to live after the world has been destroyed.... So...

sonicj01 10 years ago

immortal just means cant die of old age

tallLaurastaar 8 years ago

GIMME LE GOLDIEFISHIEEEE XD

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

no upside

BowserKoopa 10 years ago

The downside and the upside should be swapped.

nukechicken 9 years ago

Already have upside

Cartoon Reaper 12 years ago

Already immortal

BloodyClawandArrow 10 years ago

I want to be immortal and help people but it's fishing useless if you have no hands so no.

Broccolidaddypig last year

ERROR 504: UPSIDE NOT DETECTED

AndreitaPambisita 11 years ago

Menuda mieeeeeerda tío para ser un puto pez de oro puff

sonicj01 10 years ago

i would die if i wasnt in the sea immortal just means cant die of old age

GodOfLasagne 5 years ago

Imagine having to watch everybody die around you. Imagine having to watch everything around u perish. Imagine lying on ur scaly side, alone, on a deserted planet, unable to move as ur only a goldfish. To the 25% pressing the button - THINK ABOUT THAT.

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