Will You Press The Button?

AcedOut9 years ago

Being immortal would suck crap. When the world ends you'd just be sitting in space alone, forever.

EriStitch2 years ago

Yeah

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Akvela9 years ago

Imagine....a gold fish floating through space on a magical fish ADVENTURE!!!

skigmalast month

wholesome

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TurtleSnakeFrog9 years ago

I AM THE MIGHTY IMMORTAL GOLDFISH! FEAR ME YOU MORTALS! FEAR ME!!!!!!

Bloodandashes8 years ago

Did you forget what else you were gonna say?

zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago

Evolve

1337master7 years ago

Goldfish evolved into... Slightly bigger Goldfish!

All_Sham_No_Wow9 years ago

I don't want to be a goldfish forever... What happens if my owners have a cat, and it eats me... I'd have to watch as.... Leeaarrnninggg..... Whoop de fricking do....

gadlygamer3 years ago

easy crawl out of the cat like an absolute boss, slap in the face with your fin then just hop back to your tank like an absolute badass

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theshyminion88099 years ago

American dad right here

RedCrossLord9 years ago

I become that fish from American Dad? Fuck Yeah

EnderWolf217 years ago

Goldfishes forget everything in 5 minutes whats the deal bro?

nomnomnomnomnom14 years ago

Goldfish can remember things for up to a year. An improvement, but not ideal.

Alioli7 years ago

I said yes to shape shifting a few minutes ago! I beat the game!

Malcolmxt7 years ago

Living forever is already a no. A gold fish....

Mikuelious8 years ago

No upside...

THE_COLOSSAL_BUTTON8 years ago

How is it even in the 69"ers category ?

quickstirke8 years ago

As well as I'm Immortal

NovaJ7219 years ago

Goldfish has 3 sec memory... Why not, tho.

zues6destroyer9 years ago

3 month memory minimum........

Sakura Valentine12 years ago

But think about all the times you'll be flushed down the toilet.......

GarfunklScoob9 years ago

Oh yeah the toilet is my favourite place to flush myself

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Aaron Yoder12 years ago

blub blub

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

Blub. Blub.

Gino Deinum12 years ago

Goldfish on land awesum

Valma Bumstead12 years ago

Hell yeah

GNRAnalogies9 years ago

Well when you think about it, immortality wouldn't be as bad as a goldfish, considering their thought process is that of a 4 year old up at 5AM. Also, the owner of the goldfish would probably know something's up. Then s/he'd be intrigued and start an entir...[Show full comment]

OcelotButton9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

nukechicken7 years ago

Bow down to the goldfish god

Jo_so_fine10 years ago

Sweet, food just rains from the sky wooh

watermouse4 years ago

I don't want either

All_Sham_No_Wow9 years ago

Finding Nemo! In space....

Jeane Grove12 years ago

did anyone else think of "my goldfish is evil"?

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

they're both down sides lose lose.

calebheff8 years ago

"How long have you been alive?" "I can't remember!"

Draven Hileman12 years ago

That sounds awesome.

CCthecat9 years ago

nooooooo

Z0m41e7 years ago

Swimming though the universe!

Loltoast459 years ago

Goddammit

Andy29 years ago

Essentially this is a interesting question.You would be immortal but you would have no concept of space or time.You would be unaware of any time passing because fish do not possess the ability of higher cognitive thinking.Ignorance is bliss as the guy who ...[Show full comment]