If i kill JB every one will know that i did it, they will give me money and candys and i will be the best assasin ever made. What.s the downsideee?
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M4thDJ9 years ago
They don't even know I have the power and they"re just like: "Yes, lets blame it on a random person on the other side of the world, cus" who else would have done it am I right?", that seems fair. I"d just use my power discretly so people would have no way ...[Show full comment]
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WhyArePeopleSoStupid694209 years ago
But then the death wouldn't be unexplained so I wouldn't be blamed for any death.
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ThisIsMyPassword9 years ago
Yesh, Gimme the credit for killing all them murderers and rapists
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presidenttaquito9 years ago
Why don't you just frame somebody and make it explainable...?
veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee10 years ago
tell them you didn't do it \(._.)/
JO4873NN235Y388 years ago
Lie detector time!
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CarryOnMyWaywardCastiel10 years ago
I would "accidentally" kill everyone except my celebrity crush. And then what happens next????? Hmmm they don't have a choice.....
Jaelynn10 years ago
:O wow
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braydenisswag10 years ago
i'm sensitive :(
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
They can't prove I killed anyone so screw them!
JO4873NN235Y388 years ago
yes!
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Cosmo Bown13 years ago
Goodbye Justin Beiber and 1 Direction, whoops, my mind slipped!
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Cole Bottorff13 years ago
I could just threaten to kill everyone and become the most powerful ruler in the world MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sassyann10 years ago
or what is left of it.
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Ethan FannyPack Sowersby13 years ago
<-Who would blame THIS innocent young man?- I wouldn't hurt a fly >.>
Ronnoc52710 years ago
You"re a Physco ;)
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Tony Feenin13 years ago
Who would even accuse you knowing that you can kill with your mind?
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Toxins10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Piotr Grochowski11 years ago
Accident!
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Redfluffpanda11 years ago
How would they know to blame me? And how would they prove I did anything?
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SAMINProductions2 years ago
Why would I want to kill anyone?
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olvvvvlo11 years ago
Sounds like something that happened to me, with pranks, not with deaths.
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DrJSJ12 years ago
This is a self sacrifice thing, write a philosophy about goodness, kindness, and self sacrifice, kill all the leaders of terrorists in the world, then be murdered by a government, and hope people listen, and if not, you still crippled world terror organizations.
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Cassie_101810 years ago
Like yandere Chan
Owlmaster36010 years ago
Or a Death Note
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Willanoyu10 years ago
I get credit for killing hitler
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loaded10 years ago
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imavirginnn5 years ago
THIS WEEK ON BUZZFEED UNSOLVED
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TestingGamex11 years ago
I can just wipe out every single living thing or organism in the world.
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ThatTacoDude11 years ago
Gawd I hate JB wish he was dead.. the news.. JUSTIN IS DEAD!!
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gravitydestruct9 years ago
This is just a bunch the bs if you wanted to kill ppl with your mind that means you didn't want to get asserted but guess what you"re fucked😐
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fripon11 years ago
@below HOLY CRAP THATS DARK!
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SASUKE!!!!!!!11 years ago
Kill the ones that blame you.
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sadsack20011 years ago
Good bye ISIS
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Zacattac10 years ago
but they can't do anything bout it cuz i would use my mind powers to be aware of my surroundings and kill everyone who wants to kill me (self defense)
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ignition1914 years ago
honestly if i could kill the dictators cusing extreme amounts of death daily like putin or kim jong un its worth it
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jessever11 years ago
blame me for the death of my own damn mother sure
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Jared Brandenburg13 years ago
I guess I'll show them my power and they'll know not to fuck with me
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Imagimanfullofpower7 years ago
Not like they can do anything about it
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Tomtomtroller11 years ago
Yes but who will be stupid enought to mess up with a guy that have a death note in his head?
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KnightBreak10 years ago
If I get in trouble because if it"s obvious that I killed them they won't accuse me
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Stan_Loves_Eminem11 years ago
Donald Trump is found dead at the hands of- *dies*
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