Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

Kill those who try to kill me. like just you can't touch me to try to kill/catch me

lion6179 years ago

kill isis get famous become a hero

LondonK8 years ago

So I would be Light Yagami?

Ironshifter3 years ago

Kind of, but without the magical notebook, gods, and smartest people in the world having a strategy duel parts.

duckbutt10 years ago

step 1, kill EVERYBODY! there are no more steps...

Icoooolioya5 years ago

We team

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Ocelotz8 years ago

But they got no proof

Icoooolioya5 years ago

People are cruel they don't care ( totally disregarding I just killed 1000s of people)

TeddyUrsuletul9 years ago

If i kill JB every one will know that i did it, they will give me money and candys and i will be the best assasin ever made. What.s the downsideee?

Yolanda Chan12 years ago

Then kill those who accuse you lol

Exeller013 years ago

:flushed:

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M4thDJ8 years ago

They don't even know I have the power and they"re just like: "Yes, lets blame it on a random person on the other side of the world, cus" who else would have done it am I right?", that seems fair. I"d just use my power discretly so people would have no way ...[Show full comment]

WhyArePeopleSoStupid694208 years ago

But then the death wouldn't be unexplained so I wouldn't be blamed for any death.

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Yesh, Gimme the credit for killing all them murderers and rapists

presidenttaquito8 years ago

Why don't you just frame somebody and make it explainable...?

GemGirl8 years ago

I don't wanna hurt nobody.

ShippingTrash8 years ago

And yet they can't prove it was me.

JO4873NN235Y387 years ago

heh

Funkytom4678 years ago

remember : Kill = Bad ... so no thanks :)

Icoooolioya5 years ago

Really ?

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Radical_Mandos8 years ago

it"s like the death note but less provable so you never actually go to jail

mathytaffy8 years ago

so...death note but without the book?

veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee9 years ago

tell them you didn't do it \(._.)/

JO4873NN235Y387 years ago

Lie detector time!

CarryOnMyWaywardCastiel9 years ago

I would "accidentally" kill everyone except my celebrity crush. And then what happens next????? Hmmm they don't have a choice.....

Jaelynn8 years ago

:O wow

braydenisswag9 years ago

i'm sensitive :(

ThePaulDude9 years ago

They can't prove I killed anyone so screw them!

JO4873NN235Y387 years ago

yes!

Conner Wolf12 years ago

Yup, blame me for the death of murderers, rapists, and dictators

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Ooooooooooh, Likin" it

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Cosmo Bown12 years ago

Goodbye Justin Beiber and 1 Direction, whoops, my mind slipped!

Cole Bottorff12 years ago

I could just threaten to kill everyone and become the most powerful ruler in the world MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

sassyann8 years ago

or what is left of it.

Ethan FannyPack Sowersby12 years ago

<-Who would blame THIS innocent young man?- I wouldn't hurt a fly >.>

Ronnoc5278 years ago

You"re a Physco ;)

Tony Feenin12 years ago

Who would even accuse you knowing that you can kill with your mind?

Yael Gvili12 years ago

Although I have no interest to kill, I can still kill from jail..

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

so i can fix the middle east mess? perfect.

MasterOfFlames_9273 years ago

Time to go Genocide

Squid Kid10 years ago

yeah, think I'll take the nearest rocketship to the Forgotten Pit

Jacelyn8 years ago

Just kill anyone who says it was you, duh

land.shark.thing9 years ago

HUE HUE HUE

FriedPoop7 years ago

Errrrrrr yaaaaaaaa👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

loophole1910 years ago

Just kill suspicious people... LoopholeðŸ˜‰

HiMyNameIsWot8 years ago

you could just use it in case like for killing Donald Trump

Redfluffpanda10 years ago

How would they know to blame me? And how would they prove I did anything?

Toxins9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago

Accident!

Cassie_10189 years ago

Like yandere Chan

Owlmaster3609 years ago

Or a Death Note

SAMINProductions10 months ago

Why would I want to kill anyone?

olvvvvlo10 years ago

Sounds like something that happened to me, with pranks, not with deaths.

DrJSJ11 years ago

This is a self sacrifice thing, write a philosophy about goodness, kindness, and self sacrifice, kill all the leaders of terrorists in the world, then be murdered by a government, and hope people listen, and if not, you still crippled world terror organizations.

imavirginnn4 years ago

THIS WEEK ON BUZZFEED UNSOLVED

TestingGamex10 years ago

I can just wipe out every single living thing or organism in the world.

Willanoyu8 years ago

I get credit for killing hitler

loaded9 years ago

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ThatTacoDude9 years ago

Gawd I hate JB wish he was dead.. the news.. JUSTIN IS DEAD!!

gravitydestruct7 years ago

This is just a bunch the bs if you wanted to kill ppl with your mind that means you didn't want to get asserted but guess what you"re fucked😐

fripon10 years ago

@below HOLY CRAP THATS DARK!

sadsack2009 years ago

Good bye ISIS

SASUKE!!!!!!!10 years ago

Kill the ones that blame you.

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