Will You Press The Button?

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

"Mommy" six year old please?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

At least it’s not “Daddy”. Ugh. Why in HELL did that word have to be sexualized?

pizzawhite 9 years ago

I do npt have a mommy i have mom

ShDoTi 4 years ago

average mommy fan vs average mom enjoyer

Kamek71 6 years ago

Well I will be famous have one true love and more friends to play games with! No downside here except the depression deep inside you that makes you think you"re a bad person and nobody actually loves you.... but other than that this is actually a one with no downside

FreakMasterofdaButton 4 months ago

this is deep bro

MarcusofMenace 9 years ago

You make them love you but they don't love you? What?

Inverse-cross 3 years ago

only act like loving you because of brainwashing, i think

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Kaylyn Citriniti 13 years ago

Ye they do, I brainwashed them to

mike6243 5 years ago

lol

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Yeetaleet 4 years ago

Wait, if I can brainwash someone to like me, they still won't? Either this just contradicts with itself or ir"s completely useless.

winnernate 4 years ago

just brain wash every on to have their memorys but like dhuh

Ajax002 9 years ago

So, I get the ability to brainwash people and nothing else changes? Neat.

Maypaws 5 years ago

Would I be able to reverse the effects? I"d love to make people leave me alone.

MrSmolBeans 5 years ago

Sorry i aint got a mommy i got a mom

Obscvritas 6 years ago

What is with all the people living out their slave/master fetish when they write those "decisions" lol

KONO_ROSEDA 6 years ago

NOT MY MOMMY :((((

ArataTaleSans 6 years ago

Jokes on you no one likes me

FOCK 6 years ago

I’m fricking depression

FOCK 6 years ago

I did not even have to press the button for every one to hate me

FelipeTozzi 9 years ago

You are the one who have been brainwashed

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

I am the one who has been brainwa- oh wait, I’m thinking of hypnosis. Never mind!

Softis 11 years ago

lol i'll brainwash my parents too

xXBurritosaregoodXx 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t... [Show full comment]

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leylachan01 11 years ago

Nobody loves me except my mommy so, ¿why not?

xXBurritosaregoodXx 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t... [Show full comment]

epic97101 7 years ago

if you brainwash them then they do like you and it didn't state how long the brainwashing lasts so win win

Master-Pingu 8 years ago

Illusion 100

JAwesome1 9 years ago

How I became Ruler of the World- Chapter One: The Button

Melon_Zebra 9 years ago

I will make them think they do. ; - ;

NAPALM104 9 years ago

No one likes me now, whatts the downside

Jamari Antoinette Flowers 13 years ago

I literally said, "I can live with that" and pressed the button.

_ERROR_Username_not_found 10 years ago

Fuck you. My mom is dead.

Andy Scrivener 13 years ago

Illusion is better than nothing

Inverse-cross 3 years ago

No it"s worse, especially when you realize it

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sonicj01 10 years ago

i guess my mummy will have to love me not my mommy

IDontBelieveInYou 11 years ago

not my mom nope nope NOPE

Qolem 10 years ago

Does that work through the internet too? LOVE ME!!!

daltonm 11 years ago

there is no upside

JaydenJohnson 9 years ago

Fuck it

ThePredicament 11 years ago

Mommy

lollypop3 9 years ago

Well they basically can if you brainwash them

SteelPotato 11 years ago

Eh whatever.

SupremeDeluxe27 10 years ago

People, it"s a plural.... Then that means I can make everyone likes me. :v

Hoods 11 years ago

I'm fucking emo anyway...KISSMESENPIEBICH!!

LazyOrigami 12 years ago

Fuck brainwashing, I have good looks.

MLGGEODASH 11 years ago

Is this a yo mama joke?xD well its free ill take it

Thememernet_doge 8 years ago

Bruh mommy

Piet Klaas 13 years ago

wel no comment

rylan frazier 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Leah_770 9 years ago

STOP WITH THE SPAMING ITS SO ANOYING

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

drink up me hearties yo ho.......*jack sparrow cringes*

NiceHandsomeFruit 2 years ago

I don't understand

brianguy 11 years ago

Brainwash them

McTroll 11 years ago

No change.

weick 5 years ago

my parents already hate me anyway -.-

Logtron23 11 years ago

I could not live like that at all but saying that I would brainwash Scarrlet johanson

EatSnickerss 9 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex.

Noobslayerxxx 6 years ago

41 percent physcophats

Louriana Davis 13 years ago

Duke Venomania. I am Duchess Venomania. Haha. Only, the Libido hiding poison will not hold me down. (And there won't be half a million semi-naked girls in my house. O_O)

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