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You become a super-smart robot with awesome robot powers
but
You are always leaking a little bit of oil and it's really hard to clean up
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Lilacsbloom 11 years ago
Dude I get periods, it's the least of my problems.

NEGUS 2 years ago
womp womp let me lick it up

IToldYouBefore 9 years ago
If you were a robot, would you not therefor have a digital conscience and so could download yourself into a body that isn't leaking oil? And you could choose any body you want, have multiple bodies and therefor live forever.

NEGUS 2 years ago
omg plz stop you are what makes this unfun
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YourWorstNightmare1234 10 years ago
it will clean it for me

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
What is it?

Sixx 9 years ago
Ductape

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
YEAH! The Escapists answer for everything.

Vincent Doorman 13 years ago
Keyword: supersmart. I'll figure something out

BliepMonster 4 years ago
epicdaniel there are robots with emotions rn
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The_failed_artist 6 years ago
I dont mind

Retardness 10 years ago
So actually you would be a robot which constantly wets himself?

Tonyscarface04 10 years ago
Shut the front door

ATSLoopholes 9 years ago
*shuts* alright done what next?

elisemopie 10 years ago
That's essentially what being on your period is like.

YourWorstNightmare1234 10 years ago
hahaha but blood is easier to clean up than oil

Sillysandwitch02 10 years ago
Attach a bucket where you're leaking. Then fuel your car with it, simple!

asrielthefallen 11 years ago
Get an upgrade and run on batteries

the11thdoctor 11 years ago
So a cyberman?

srduh2 11 years ago
sucks oil back into meself

Cami505 9 years ago
Bruh thats exactly like girls on their periods and somehow we manage just wear a pad/or tampon

CarolinMalonne 9 years ago
I don't even want to be a robot....

FuckNugget 10 years ago
I dont like this one

HexGaming 10 years ago
There is something called diapers.

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
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Mcloud Michael 13 years ago
I'm not going to clean it up. next problem

P7 10 years ago
Umm... You'll run out of oil, maybe? That"s not a big problem

LogicWizard314 11 years ago
I'll just make someone else clean it up.

asdfghjklqwertyuiop 11 years ago
what if I'm already robot...he he....i mean......hi

Brenna Wiley 13 years ago
If you were a robot you wouldn't have the emotional capacity to actually care.

BoredBrandon 11 years ago
But Super Intelligent Robots Have AE (Artificial Emotions)

Chris Baird 13 years ago
awesome robot powers go

electro_ 3 years ago
Just patch up the hole. Easy.

NEGUS 2 years ago
someone is disabled

Mister-E 9 years ago
But cybertronians don't have oil to leak

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
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ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Just add a tube that goes back into the fuel tank so you'll never lose oil again.

Tay Got Game 11 years ago
then if you are super smart you can clean up the oil with something you probably invented

BetaEchoNovember 11 years ago
first, robot.., no. then, super-smart but not smart enough to patch up an oil leak? no. then then, awesome robot powers but not efficient enough to clean up your own leak? this is an easy no.

Whammerist5 11 years ago
Not an easy no... it's 50/50

PT9 9 years ago
I'll just sniff a bit of flex glue

Daedolon Mage 12 years ago
I'm a smart robot, I will fix myself so i don't slide with my own oil.

Choromatsu 9 years ago
Wearing buckets everywhere to catch the oil

Henry Holger Friderichsen 13 years ago
lol if i had awesome powers id be like fuck dat and just leave

ParadoxRaper 10 years ago
basically cars that are smart

WheresTheUpside last year
So don't clean it.

i8urmom 11 years ago
i hate robots

natmine 11 years ago
Its 50 50 the percentage

NotRealyHere 6 years ago
Build a stupid robot to clean the oil

Lossidian 11 years ago
You're super smart. And you have awesome Robot powers. You don't even have to be super smart to just dangle a cup under the leak. Cleaning = done.

GeorgeFritz 9 years ago
What"s the point I love leaking my juice XDXDXD

Sans_is_lazy 8 years ago
I don't wanna be a robot anyways Soo....

unikitten 11 years ago
Not my problem

Thalia0014 11 years ago
One Punch Man

Verdauga 10 years ago
Robo-diapers

Pootis Guy 11 years ago
ANT GUY!!!!!!!!!!

AbnerDrennon 9 years ago
free L U B E

VaswStr 12 years ago
So dont clean it

Shadow_Ultimate 3 years ago
Me: megaman X yooooooo

Conit 11 years ago
Just don't clean it up.

CamBro 11 years ago
Why would I want to be a robot anyway
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