Will You Press The Button?

Lilacsbloom 11 years ago

Dude I get periods, it's the least of my problems.

NEGUS 2 years ago

womp womp let me lick it up

IToldYouBefore 9 years ago

If you were a robot, would you not therefor have a digital conscience and so could download yourself into a body that isn't leaking oil? And you could choose any body you want, have multiple bodies and therefor live forever.

NEGUS 2 years ago

omg plz stop you are what makes this unfun

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YourWorstNightmare1234 10 years ago

it will clean it for me

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

What is it?

Sixx 9 years ago

Ductape

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

YEAH! The Escapists answer for everything.

Vincent Doorman 13 years ago

Keyword: supersmart. I'll figure something out

BliepMonster 4 years ago

epicdaniel there are robots with emotions rn

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The_failed_artist 6 years ago

I dont mind

Retardness 10 years ago

So actually you would be a robot which constantly wets himself?

Tonyscarface04 10 years ago

Shut the front door

ATSLoopholes 9 years ago

*shuts* alright done what next?

elisemopie 10 years ago

That's essentially what being on your period is like.

YourWorstNightmare1234 10 years ago

hahaha but blood is easier to clean up than oil

Sillysandwitch02 10 years ago

Attach a bucket where you're leaking. Then fuel your car with it, simple!

asrielthefallen 11 years ago

Get an upgrade and run on batteries

the11thdoctor 11 years ago

So a cyberman?

srduh2 11 years ago

sucks oil back into meself

Cami505 9 years ago

Bruh thats exactly like girls on their periods and somehow we manage just wear a pad/or tampon

CarolinMalonne 9 years ago

I don't even want to be a robot....

FuckNugget 10 years ago

I dont like this one

HexGaming 10 years ago

There is something called diapers.

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

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Mcloud Michael 13 years ago

I'm not going to clean it up. next problem

P7 10 years ago

Umm... You'll run out of oil, maybe? That"s not a big problem

LogicWizard314 11 years ago

I'll just make someone else clean it up.

asdfghjklqwertyuiop 11 years ago

what if I'm already robot...he he....i mean......hi

Brenna Wiley 13 years ago

If you were a robot you wouldn't have the emotional capacity to actually care.

BoredBrandon 11 years ago

But Super Intelligent Robots Have AE (Artificial Emotions)

Chris Baird 13 years ago

awesome robot powers go

Reagan Rast 11 years ago

So? As long as I don't have to clean it up I'm good.

FuckedUpCat 2 years ago

just build myself into a version that doesn’t leak oil. Easy.

Mr Musket 11 years ago

hmmm I really don't whant oil in me but..... never be my self again BUT... never die BUT... cannot truly have feels for about 50 years of trying to make a porgarm of happiness, Fear, Humor, and love.... I cannot give up love and happtness for too much time... [Show full comment]

thomashearts 9 years ago

I'm a f****** super smart robot overload! You clean up my oil human slave.

The_Noiwa 7 years ago

Just use flex tape bruh

TheEpicMarioBros 6 years ago

yea, tape will fix a leak, world best genius over here

LORD EMBREON 11 years ago

Take over the human race and make them clean it up for you

Star_ZRAL 9 years ago

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golgothasTerror 10 years ago

brobot

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago

Trololololololol

deadpoolluvr 8 years ago

HELL NAH ... IWANNA FEEL LOVE ...ROBOTS AINT GOT LOVE

Derpwhalez 11 years ago

Ya, I'm good w/ being human, but thanks

sbartolone 11 years ago

I don't want to be a robot

Triple_X 9 years ago

It’s not broken, it just needs duct tape.

Commissar 10 years ago

It's a God damn syth

UnknownStriker 11 years ago

i can leave a gasoline trail and burn people XD XD XD okay mabey i like gore too much. NOT SAYING IM A MURDERER i just like guns because they are powerful and cool :D

TheEpicMarioBros 6 years ago

I'll get the hole patched

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

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