You can have a pokemon if your choice in real life
but
It will hate you and try to get free.
I will not


Cookie_cat3 years ago
Dont care. Eevee.

THE-FBI5 years ago
Make the pikachu have a baby, then eat the adult pikachu, the baby will be traumatized into submissive behavior

BOSs485 months ago
Wat
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morlbon9 years ago
Well pikachu hated ash and wanted to get away in the beginning.

Noahjcrosby9 years ago
True dat
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UpsidesFTW9 years ago
missingno.

MANJUEGAZOSlast year
@Omicron why in my toaster specifically?
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dedirake4 years ago
sell them, theyll be happier with other people, while you gain money..

DaWhiteUnicorn9 years ago
I choose to unleash hell upon this unsuspecting world! GO FEEBAS, I RELEASE YOU!

AFellowStargazer7 years ago
Which Pokemon would taste the best?

SheepDragon4 years ago
Slowpoke for the tail

LenONe8 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GangsternauwL8 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)

Jay King Ingram12 years ago
This is how the show started anyways.

Nasos8 years ago
Lol
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Icode18 years ago
1 get arkeyus 2 say u will let it go if it gives u god powers 3 let it go

Gasteracantha7 years ago
Lol like you could control it
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killer 1239 years ago
NO WAY!!! IT WILL KILL ME

KIRA19 years ago
PIKACHU

Hajack0029 years ago
Then pikachu will hate you :P

Sketch TF29 years ago
Simple. Trap It In A Master Ball.

NIOIN8 years ago
Where did it say something about a master ball?
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Qin10 years ago
I'd press it. It doesn't say it will hate you forever so it will be like the games where you have to build up your friendship. Plus you'll have a REAL LIFE POKEMON!

Josh Head12 years ago
i dont see how snorlax will get away

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
and even if it could just use a master ball and do things that will make them like you
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Melissa Leman12 years ago
My choice would be Mewtwo, so if I pressed the button the world would be doomed....

THE-FBI5 years ago
Literally noone: 2020: bippity boppity your idea is now my property
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NinjaDragonKid9 years ago
Whats the point

JoshuaHyman8 years ago
So season 1 Pikachu? Alright then

elizabeth76010 years ago
yes. they are way too cute

SupremeTangerine9 years ago
Then I would set it free, make a luxury ball, and then watch it again. Logic.

Sampat8 years ago
Wait, if I choose snorlax it won't be able to get free because it weighs like- a few thousand kilograms right?

sandre9 years ago
For cience?

Sausage6665 years ago
I'll make him feel comfortable and welcome so bagon warms up to me and becomes my friend when he"s feeling like it.

bob3456879 years ago
That's why you don't cathedral legendary kids

TheresaQueen8 years ago
I don't play Pokemon.... heh... *runs away*

mudafuckingdickhead9 years ago
I FUCKING HATE POKEMOOOOOOOOOOON WHY DOES IT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

Random779 years ago
It exists to piss you off
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Kitaro7 years ago
I would try to make it my friend, and if that won't work I'll let it go

Darkrai master 9 years ago
If I got my favorite pokemon but it hated me I would have nightmares every time I fall asleep

kittenkisser8 years ago
So easy solution. WHIPPING makes OBEDIENCE.

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago
Wut dafuq is wrong with you?!?!
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ninjatiger10 years ago
Trade a shiny pikachu 4 mew

Roado9 years ago
It would obliterate me in seconds.

Idiot36 months ago
a pokemon? *releases arcues*

Fishtronaut 9 years ago
Like pikachu!

RnEd9 years ago
How some leaf worm thing can do harm if it got away

DaRealConMan4 years ago
Snorlax will never hate me or try to get away, he just snores all day.

killerpig999 years ago
Free.wht

MissTwentyone8 years ago
Everybody hate me anyways. :)

kittenkisser8 years ago
I don't 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😙😙😙😙😙😙😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😀😀😀😊

Szymon Arabas12 years ago
Still, a pokemon will exist.

EmmaIsamazing7 years ago
I hate Pokémon

z3p0pig9 years ago
Isn't that what happened with Ash and Pikachu and see how they turned out.

sonhol9 years ago
ii choose dragontie great now i have a giant dragon that hates me what a great idea

kittenkisser8 years ago
Dragonite!! SPELL man!! please?

kooledud9 years ago
what's the point then?

alterm89 years ago
How is it yours then?

redx9 years ago
i do not want a flame thrower in my face from a charizard

ThatGuyWithTheGlasses8 years ago
Arceus,I RELEASE YOU TO DESTROY HUMANITY EXCEPT ME

Himitsu 0010 years ago
Never!!!

EquinoxTheAnimator3 years ago
Who would want that tho...

PandasPlayMC9 years ago
Basically my cat so SURE

Yeah278 years ago
I would train it

Bonnie Luckham12 years ago
oh well, 2747 other people pressed the button, I'll just trade with theirs, pokemon get someone they like and we get pokemon, everyone wins
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