Will You Press The Button?

Maharid2 months ago

So, everything go right, from investment to love, and you have to wear a clown costume at a beach 10 times a months for 5 months to get it.... H3LL YEAH!?!

Hario3379 years ago

loophole: step on beach and then leave.

Kingbob15004 years ago

Yeah or go at midnight when no one is up

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Labareda129 years ago

Well not that bad

TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

If everyone loves me I'm going to convince the person that made this button to make this better, no more clown suit for me!

Xolus4 years ago

I would change it to where you just have to wear a clown suit to jury duty every time.

TheKmaN8 years ago

Step on the beach ten times over in the middle of the night in the middle of the winter and no one will be the wiser. Also, my "perfect" life does not include dressing up as a clown, so get paradoxes bitch!

Kalindros6 years ago

It doesn't say you get a perfect life. It says everything goes right for you.

John Kim12 years ago

If everything goes right for me, I`ll be able to entertain the people at the beach and have a good ol time myself

ZynYT7 years ago

Right same

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giladxdxd9 years ago

I'd be a great clown (Since everything goes right for me) and I'll entertain cute girls. Much much sex, you already see their booties, then when I'd get bored I'll get into a relationship which would be great, since it's going perfectly right for me. Oh, what was the downside again?

SinonMercer7 years ago

I'm surprised you haven't been crucified for mentioning sex in a positive way.

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SciArtHerp8 years ago

They didn't say WHICH clown suit. #CircusBabyCosplayAllTheWay

GREAT_GEO8 years ago

hell yes

NovaJ7219 years ago

So I finally find what to do during summer - working clown on the bitch

Xolus4 years ago

I know that that"s probably a typo but it fits.

LoopholeFimder7 years ago

Step on the beach at night and then go back home

Dripper123459 years ago

I would be the most badass clown ever

Aikka9 years ago

Well not that bad

Donald Carter III12 years ago

easy just take an axe with you and boom all better

Timothy James Luensman12 years ago

The left side doesn't really benefit me since its already almost true (maybe I just have a positive outlook) but the right side actually sounds decently fun.

Viable_Golem43758 years ago

Goes to beach and steps on and off 10 times.

ploopysmoopy7 months ago

book idea: funny beach a romantic novel about a clown.....XD

Pickamaterina9 years ago

Downside?

SCIENCERULES7 years ago

Na! Everything’s already going well in my life!

oliver25119 years ago

Does not make since

Plazma7774 years ago

No Downside i love the beach and working at a circus is not too bad either

sarahbridgeman9 years ago

Thats just the way of life

KMastro.MF9 years ago

I'll be there soo I can scare people and "Rape them"

Anika9 years ago

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Greatcat8 years ago

I'm not flying to the beach 10 times a month.

music girl10 years ago

How is this bad? I would rock that clown suit!

abcx9 years ago

As long as it's a thin clown suit it's a low price for that.

Panifex7 years ago

That could be your job though

Eve9 years ago

Everything is already alright so

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DanaIsASkittle7 years ago

I already am a clown lol

NightHunterHD9 years ago

Datz okay for that

Purvis_take_the_wheel8 years ago

Fuck it I'll take the embarrassment a loss of crippling depression works for me.

luna11 years ago

Lol *daydreams* ive always wanted to be a clown *is a clown with super creepy make-up

BlazeSaber8 years ago

I said no but not because I had to dress as a clown on a beach but because going 10 times a month is a lot im ok with the 5 months. Ill do 10 times a year but a month is a lot unless I live near a beach you wouldn't have much time to work or do much of any...[Show full comment]

Little_Miss_Bad_Choice9 years ago

Does the Joker count as a clown?

AgentZeke1179 years ago

Doesn't say how long you have to be at the beach or a specific beach.

Oliver Baldry12 years ago

Just ride out those first 5 months, and you're good to go

Hyltran2 years ago

It would take up a significant amount of time to go to the beach ten times a month for the rest of your life. I suppose I would have to buy a beach house.