Not like they kids are gonna get in to area 51, I'm getting Obama"s last name
coolslip3682 years ago
You ever look back at a comment and regret what you said?
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Hedg3h0911 years ago
You have access to ANYTHING and you have to share EVERYTHING. I see those two words as different words. If that doesn't count as a loophole, then just get an extremely aggressive army dog and tell it to…you know…"play" with the seven year olds.
IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace10 months ago
I would ask if you are Satan but as a Hellenist (agnostic) the better question is "are you Tartarus"
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BawbRaws9 years ago
That doesn't sound too bad, as long as I can keep them from hurting themselves.
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Hugh Jass Mechanic10 years ago
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Hugh Jass Mechanic10 years ago
i just replied myself!!! Deal with it
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Meebosaur11 years ago
I will be their leader, and I shall rule the world with them under my wing.
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~Wave~length~11 years ago
All of these things that say you "get whatever you want" are actually kinda dumb. I mean, the only things in the world I want are food, water, shelter, knowledge, success, and a tank.
as long as if they're obedient, then I will share.
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Jón Flosi Aðalsteinsson13 years ago
okay, a bomb on a timer. i throw it away while the kids blow up. trust me, they would be better off dead then seeing crazy weird stuff that will mentally damage them
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Pernille Cecilie Gundorff13 years ago
easy. it's just about wanting something they don't want. then they'll automatically let you have it.
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Brianda J. Rios13 years ago
They'll grow up someday, we will be the coolest people ever
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ThomasCharlton9 years ago
Okay can I have a loaded gun and massive sheild please
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Sinning For Sans11 years ago
Murder them.
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NodoBird10 years ago
Just get two of everything.
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XxAlphaxX11 years ago
so kids I will tell you whether or not he me likes. ;)
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Denki5 years ago
Ok buys the cum cave. Enjoy kids
Denki5 years ago
Oh fuck I just realized that says 107 I thought it was 10-7
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CCthecat11 years ago
Get access to 11 of everything.
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KamikazeBengal10 years ago
Kill the 7 year olds. Simple
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draconius12 years ago
porn so they get into trouble then money so they cant have it since they are in trouble from the porn
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Shrek-is-god6 years ago
I would share a lit bomb with them no more 10 year olds now
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MeepButton11 years ago
Why not share it to 10 year olds and pass it to its parent then the world?
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ariesegamesofwar9 years ago
access to unlimited salad then when the twerps are off your back
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freemind11 years ago
kill them. fuck milla jovovich hard in all holes afterwards.
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RedDeadRedemption28 years ago
I’ll just give em a gun then they might accidentally shoot themselves with it lmao
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Killerpie11 years ago
I'll give then 0.001%
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JDexter10 years ago
An AK47, or a Tec 9
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KawaiiCrybaby11 years ago
not if i kill them first
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MurgianSwordsman10 years ago
I shall begin my evil army with these young henchmen! Based upon a risk/reward system, I shall turn them into worthy underlings for...hmmm...likely melting the ice off my front door so I may enter my evil lair.
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HeleneSovig10 years ago
I´ll crible them, then get an expencive lauyer. Check mate, mate
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Furry703211 years ago
I will just tell 'em to sit their skinny asses down this gun store is big boys only
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Scared_Serious4 years ago
just kill those kids and then get access to something that will make you immune to the consiquences
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SexyPandaSoldier10 years ago
10 7 year old sharing a woman with me ? wtf OP you are insane..
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Thomas Kessler13 years ago
The scariest part in this is the missing comma or maybe it was the laziness of the author.
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Thedestroyer14379 years ago
Sure if they wanna see scary stuff
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RepeaterGamer 11 years ago
Wish everything x11
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Jackjack42696 years ago
whatever you want, create 11 copies of it so the 10 kids are satisfied
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Kaylau970211 years ago
So basically I'm adopting 10 children?
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KittyAct9 years ago
Hmmm so I become a 2nd grade teacher but I'm God....
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colin55111 years ago
seven year olds dont like porn
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