Will You Press The Button?

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

Remember that one joke? I'll re-tell it. A guy has a parrot that swears like a sailor, and nothing the guy does stops it. Yelling back, locking the bird up, everything makes him worse. One day the man gets so fed up that he throws the bird in the freezer. ... [Show full comment]

HORIZ0N 3 years ago

OFC!

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats wvol and twosted and academia that parrot is like kacchan

Mursa ArtDragon 13 years ago

I will name it internet

Catimations 4 years ago

Lol.

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metalmadel 11 years ago

Sweet is like...eatable... free food?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Parrots abusing humans its death penalty

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TheGingaNinja 11 years ago

"Sweet"

EdwardFuller 10 years ago

GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT AS I DO SAY SO MYSELF!

Catimations 4 years ago

Cook the bird. Name it thanksgiving so you can say “thanks(for)giving me depression”

NothingKing 4 years ago

So the upside is that you get a parrot but the downside is that you get a parrot

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Facebook, say “fuck you”!

The Eleventh Docter 10 years ago

Me: Yay I got a Parrot! Parrot:Fuck you Asshole you Fatter than a pig! Me: FUCK YOU!!!!!! (tapes mouth closed)

made-this-acc-for-no-reason 5 years ago

i don't care, that"s funny as hell

Lollypoly 5 years ago

Lol i just talk shit boutit

Maypaws 5 years ago

I"d probably train it to do that either way. Too flippin" funny.

Spiderp 9 years ago

So I get a parrot AND I don't have to teach it how to talk?

NIGHTBLUE1245 5 years ago

50 50, guess i'll name it TWITTER

jkmc1205 10 years ago

So it isn't sweet.

theemeraldking 3 years ago

That"s what I was thinking

Jacob2020 6 years ago

Duck tape

falcon_king3 6 years ago

name them toxic

Clptrap 6 years ago

I’ll name it profesor beaks

Goombasrule 9 years ago

I will name it idiot.

EllieJ 9 years ago

So it"s a sibling

Willzb2000 7 years ago

I here by dub thee "little bastard"

The Swedish 10 years ago

How the hell is someone talking shit about you sweet? What else are they going to say? Ebola is healthy for your body!

SupaGama 9 years ago

Ebola is healthy for your body. :)

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Vikingwalrus 10 years ago

Sweet? More like a backstabbing, pig stealing, parrot.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

that no- good, pig- stealing, dirty rotten great great grand parrot

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Hillbillyfukboi 7 years ago

I already talk shit about myself so I'm fine with it.

TOTOZARD 11 years ago

If it$ talking $hit to me. How i$ it $weet?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Wen u eat it

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J&auml;kob 11 years ago

How is that sweet?

J8key8 8 years ago

omg that be so funny XD

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

I will call it Scarce and Keemstar

GormlessGnosis 11 years ago

"Sweet" parrot

Jonathan Hosseiny 13 years ago

That would be hysterical

Atomicman960 9 years ago

That would be even better...

zdodger 12 years ago

Reality show famous here i come bitches. if i get sick of it just close the show and eat the damn bird.

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Let's get right into the news! S'tel teg thgir otni eth swen!

CMHammond 11 years ago

It would be kind of funny, but even selling the bird would be useless, as the next owner would only hear stuff about you.

Niggakiller 2 years ago

I'm just gonna eat the fucking parrot so what's the point...

fishshark 8 years ago

Shit about you

StarWarra190 11 years ago

I'll press the button just for the laughs

Johkupohku 10 years ago

Lol

el_ritardo 12 years ago

I'll it it as dessert

KeenanMayfield 9 years ago

Don’t you have to train it to talk?

Luisqe5 11 years ago

Like my Mom

bpego 10 years ago

What about saitin

L1feDRAIN 10 years ago

Mm.. sweet.. -SWEETY, COME HERE! -GO TO HELL.

Jonathan32 11 years ago

Ill say shit back to it

glitchybro 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

EmilStvring 8 years ago

How the f*** can it be sweet if its talk shit abaut u

haylztheunicorn 11 years ago

i don't need that negativity in my life

Jkst 9 years ago

I dont like parrots

dannyphanfiction 12 years ago

This is my favorite question.

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