Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark8 months ago

Thats wvol and twosted and academia that parrot is like kacchan

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

Remember that one joke? I'll re-tell it. A guy has a parrot that swears like a sailor, and nothing the guy does stops it. Yelling back, locking the bird up, everything makes him worse. One day the man gets so fed up that he throws the bird in the freezer. ...[Show full comment]

HORIZ0N2 years ago

OFC!

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Catimations3 years ago

Cook the bird. Name it thanksgiving so you can say “thanks(for)giving me depression”

NothingKing3 years ago

So the upside is that you get a parrot but the downside is that you get a parrot

TheRealSatan3 years ago

Facebook, say “fuck you”!

Mursa ArtDragon12 years ago

I will name it internet

Catimations3 years ago

Lol.

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metalmadel9 years ago

Sweet is like...eatable... free food?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Parrots abusing humans its death penalty

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TheGingaNinja10 years ago

"Sweet"

EdwardFuller9 years ago

GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT AS I DO SAY SO MYSELF!

made-this-acc-for-no-reason4 years ago

i don't care, that"s funny as hell

Lollypoly4 years ago

Lol i just talk shit boutit

Maypaws4 years ago

I"d probably train it to do that either way. Too flippin" funny.

NIGHTBLUE12454 years ago

50 50, guess i'll name it TWITTER

The Eleventh Docter9 years ago

Me: Yay I got a Parrot! Parrot:Fuck you Asshole you Fatter than a pig! Me: FUCK YOU!!!!!! (tapes mouth closed)

Spiderp8 years ago

So I get a parrot AND I don't have to teach it how to talk?

Jacob20204 years ago

Duck tape

falcon_king35 years ago

name them toxic

Clptrap5 years ago

I’ll name it profesor beaks

jkmc12058 years ago

So it isn't sweet.

theemeraldking2 years ago

That"s what I was thinking

Goombasrule8 years ago

I will name it idiot.

EllieJ8 years ago

So it"s a sibling

Willzb20006 years ago

I here by dub thee "little bastard"

Hillbillyfukboi6 years ago

I already talk shit about myself so I'm fine with it.

The Swedish9 years ago

How the hell is someone talking shit about you sweet? What else are they going to say? Ebola is healthy for your body!

SupaGama8 years ago

Ebola is healthy for your body. :)

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Vikingwalrus9 years ago

Sweet? More like a backstabbing, pig stealing, parrot.

dankmemes1018 years ago

that no- good, pig- stealing, dirty rotten great great grand parrot

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TOTOZARD9 years ago

If it$ talking $hit to me. How i$ it $weet?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Wen u eat it

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J&auml;kob9 years ago

How is that sweet?

J8key87 years ago

omg that be so funny XD

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

I will call it Scarce and Keemstar

GormlessGnosis10 years ago

"Sweet" parrot

Jonathan Hosseiny12 years ago

That would be hysterical

ObsequiousKitten9 years ago

I'll just name it Onision

AllisonBodde5 years ago

i will name him Life

Red Fox9 years ago

That's what they do anyway, soo...

Atomicman9608 years ago

this would be even better

hadouken10 years ago

its scary movie II all over again :)

Smart Guy 9 years ago

nope no way not happening!

DarfleChorf8 years ago

I kinda talk shit about myself everyday so this doesnt bother me

Buttercup11 years ago

no upside?

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Shut The Fuck Up Parrot! Me: I didn't know you could read minds or did I say that already?

Roxy24458 years ago

how will it be a sweet parot then?

Irma Riveron12 years ago

I already have that, it's called haters.

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

win win! That would be awesome having a parrot talk shit about me, we'd have roast battles all the time!

StormyAnne7 years ago

Downside?

thecringequeen8 years ago

I just lost a tooth noooooooooo I'm getting older 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

bobthebogan8 years ago

it gets better

AlashionCook10 years ago

Lol that would be hilarious at my expense. I feel like he would be the greatest sarcastic friend ever.

the chicken that crossed the road9 years ago

Then is isn't sweet, is it?

DerpyPieGaming8 years ago

Me:sweet a parrot! Parrot:shithead shithead Me:hahaha...I am crazy...

joshifire10 years ago

TV sitcom, here i come.

ModSavvy9 years ago

Hell yeah I have a parrot named facebook. :P

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