Will You Press The Button?

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

Remember that one joke? I'll re-tell it. A guy has a parrot that swears like a sailor, and nothing the guy does stops it. Yelling back, locking the bird up, everything makes him worse. One day the man gets so fed up that he throws the bird in the freezer. ... [Show full comment]

HORIZ0N 4 years ago

OFC!

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats wvol and twosted and academia that parrot is like kacchan

Mursa ArtDragon 13 years ago

I will name it internet

Catimations 4 years ago

Lol.

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metalmadel 11 years ago

Sweet is like...eatable... free food?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Parrots abusing humans its death penalty

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TheGingaNinja 11 years ago

"Sweet"

EdwardFuller 10 years ago

GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT AS I DO SAY SO MYSELF!

Catimations 4 years ago

Cook the bird. Name it thanksgiving so you can say “thanks(for)giving me depression”

NothingKing 4 years ago

So the upside is that you get a parrot but the downside is that you get a parrot

TheRealSatan 4 years ago

Facebook, say “fuck you”!

The Eleventh Docter 10 years ago

Me: Yay I got a Parrot! Parrot:Fuck you Asshole you Fatter than a pig! Me: FUCK YOU!!!!!! (tapes mouth closed)

made-this-acc-for-no-reason 5 years ago

i don't care, that"s funny as hell

Lollypoly 5 years ago

Lol i just talk shit boutit

Maypaws 5 years ago

I"d probably train it to do that either way. Too flippin" funny.

Spiderp 9 years ago

So I get a parrot AND I don't have to teach it how to talk?

NIGHTBLUE1245 5 years ago

50 50, guess i'll name it TWITTER

jkmc1205 10 years ago

So it isn't sweet.

theemeraldking 3 years ago

That"s what I was thinking

Jacob2020 6 years ago

Duck tape

falcon_king3 6 years ago

name them toxic

Clptrap 6 years ago

I’ll name it profesor beaks

Goombasrule 9 years ago

I will name it idiot.

EllieJ 9 years ago

So it"s a sibling

Willzb2000 7 years ago

I here by dub thee "little bastard"

The Swedish 10 years ago

How the hell is someone talking shit about you sweet? What else are they going to say? Ebola is healthy for your body!

SupaGama 9 years ago

Ebola is healthy for your body. :)

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Vikingwalrus 11 years ago

Sweet? More like a backstabbing, pig stealing, parrot.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

that no- good, pig- stealing, dirty rotten great great grand parrot

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TOTOZARD 11 years ago

If it$ talking $hit to me. How i$ it $weet?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Wen u eat it

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Hillbillyfukboi 7 years ago

I already talk shit about myself so I'm fine with it.

J&auml;kob 11 years ago

How is that sweet?

J8key8 8 years ago

omg that be so funny XD

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

I will call it Scarce and Keemstar

GormlessGnosis 11 years ago

"Sweet" parrot

Jonathan Hosseiny 13 years ago

That would be hysterical

StitchFluff 9 months ago

I need someone to be able to roast that roasts me so I have an excuse!

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Me:It doesn't say your parrot means it could just be joking! Who's a good parrot? Parrot: Squack! FUCK YOU! Me: Kill the parrot with fire!!!

GeorgeBrewer 8 years ago

Then tell it to SHUT UP!!!!! also 50% to 50% wow

tintin51532 11 years ago

Make a youtube video and get a million views

DarthKalpa 10 years ago

Doesn't sound sweet to me.

Logan Pizza 12 years ago

meh. I can live with it.

AdamNicol 9 years ago

How is it sweet then?

Alfaro 11 years ago

just sell the parrot

Lumos_Nox 10 years ago

So I get a parrot that consistently tells me how bad I suck. I love that tiny beast of burden.

Jacob-Daniel Trotter 13 years ago

See, that sounds awesome. My ego needs some toning down.

Adre Adri 10 years ago

I will name it m&m's and i will eat it

Hannahthemacroon 10 years ago

I hate parrots.

SerenityJayne 6 years ago

Banter

Huntsman 11 years ago

That would mack cry from laughing so much (little bich sqwa)

Mai-chan 9 years ago

So if it"s sweet, maybe it thinks that talking crap is the way to show affection. Parrot: I love you, you stupid ***hole!♡

HEADS GROW BACK 11 years ago

They're f#ckin birds. I don't care what they have to say.

Lolwutbuttons 11 years ago

I would call thy parrot,'Politics',mainly because half the stuff would be lies

Jimins-Lie 9 years ago

Honestly, my mouth isnt any better than the parrot"s would be XD

3arakhe 12 years ago

That's would be funny. If I get tired of that bitch I'll just cook it

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