Will You Press The Button?

asdfghjkl;'10 years ago

There's no downside to this. When you're naked you get Spiderman powers. When you're not naked it doesn't affect your life at all. It's not like it's forcing you to be naked.

belle297 years ago

exactly

Mixmaster7 years ago

Call the rambling news reporter: Headline: “Spider-Man is Nudist? Does his dick shoot webs?”

lildragontaimer9 years ago

Could use webs as clothes.

dankmemes1018 years ago

then you wouldn't be naked.

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duckdragon9 years ago

i don't care people won't care i just saved your life and gave you a good show

Punkt Fertig Aus12 years ago

So you have to be naked to shoot white sticky stuff around?

dcrm2 years ago

？？？？？？？ hahahhahahahahaha

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coute10 years ago

Having superpowers that you can choose not to use is better than not having them at all. At the very least my spidey-sense would protect me from axe-murderers hiding in the shower.

THEMANFORTHEJOB5 years ago

Look at my fucking ass! My ass can shoot white milk webs by peeing them out!

Hi123456789108 years ago

Ewe thats like cum

Surviverlst9 years ago

Make spider webbed clothes

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

spider man, spider man, everyone look at my spider wang

TechProRex8 years ago

I can't believe you made this.

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Will dawg9 years ago

I'm always naked when I'm shooting webs..

Derp_king7 years ago

If I’m naked I can do stuff to people at the same time

TaylorFoleyGehring7 years ago

that"s just wrong

Alex Lopez12 years ago

Im naked under my clothes, sooooo problem solved

dankmemes1018 years ago

*facepalm*

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Shman237 years ago

Wait could I still were a mask?

Buarki128 years ago

Hellllllllllll no

DenisDaily-8 years ago

This is just word

OrcaCatGaming8 years ago

Theres no down side and that means I could grab the just stay in my house all day naked

parker story9 years ago

nope not pressing it

Typlayss9 years ago

I'm always naked, under all these clothes

Foxcraft9 years ago

Omg same. XD

UltralegoGamer9 years ago

Web shot a girl, bring her some justice.

Holly Nottingham12 years ago

Literally no downside.

SuprNatrlgamr9 years ago

No downside

GamingWithEz9 years ago

ITS WORTH IT DOE

USGC7 years ago

Only use them in emergancys.

Theguywhoknows10 years ago

Just simply stay away from people before you change into him.

CMHammond9 years ago

As much as this would help, I can't help but feel you are trying to say you will be fully clothed as Spiderman. You don't BECOME Spiderman, you just get his powers. Even if you did, you would be naked.

Zappa9 years ago

This could be awesome

Craftingjunk8 years ago

Men already have these powers

Magical.Death.Spit10 years ago

Um oh heck no

ShinyLetsPlayer9 years ago

Spiderman, Spiderman, showing his d*** all around the land.

Chris Gorham12 years ago

I live in Minnesota. Only 4 months out of the year when going naked is comfortable here, and even then, you can suffer massive tissue damage from the elements. I'll pass.

CMHammond9 years ago

*as @coute said

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ellieshmana2point08 years ago

great! I can design my own silk clothing!

TheFeret11 years ago

I can do them in my room where no one can see me naked duh come on America wake up lol

catslive75634 years ago

Lol

ImAwindow4899 years ago

oh I get it! lol dick jokes

SwayBird6 years ago

Get Miles Morales Spiderman abilities and you can go invisible while using your powers.

Foxy8710 years ago

Yessssssssssssssss

nerdybucket8 years ago

it could be useful if you"re being raped

zeldaisfun11 years ago

Heck yah!!!

Undertale_Friskhomes7 years ago

kinky

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