You get unlimited free video games.
but
Your consoles crumble to dust the second you touch them.
I will not

Anthropomorphic-Arwing last year
What's the point, then?

IncomingMeteor 3 years ago
unlimited video games but no video games

SquidDoctor 11 years ago
I shall be the GLOVED GAMER!!!

ThatOneGuyWHoPushedTheButton 8 years ago
Just what I was thinking.
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MasterOfPuppets 11 years ago
sell video games and technically a laptop or computer is not a game console

Mitace 10 years ago
Yeah it is if gaming is all you use it for

BACONLUFFY 11 years ago
Xbox one uses voice command who cares and get somone else to switch games

Jack Watermelons Merritt 13 years ago
Consoles, not PC's. this is perfect.

funcow 5 years ago
plus even if you are hard set on using a console you could just wear gloves
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cheesegal 11 years ago
you could still use the controller for the console, just have whoever you live with switch the games for u.

The tenth doctor 11 years ago
Sell the video games, make money, and then, pay to use other's consoles, because it only said your consoles, besides, only when you touch it, just don't touch the consoles, its touch not use.

DiamondDoofus 9 years ago
Jokes on you, because our atoms push away other atoms, we never really touch anything. #Loopholes

ForgottenFirefly 5 years ago
ok Doppio! and yes i agree
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Greatcat 9 years ago
Anyone have any long sticks?

Gabriel Blevins 13 years ago
PC GAMER, MASTER RACE

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Use your power of telekinesis from another button to play without touching them. Or just wear gloves. B)

TheDarkPants 9 years ago
Whats the point then?

Dakota Gutierrez 13 years ago
"Xbox, turn on. Hey, younger sibling, please put in the game."

dumpsterdivinghotwheels 5 years ago
Finally, the kinect is useful!
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CraftyBoyzMania 10 years ago
Don't touch the consoles. And, if you do, just use the free games and sell them, then buy another console.

Max2247 8 years ago
Or don’t use a disk

ArcaneDust 10 years ago
OH NO whatever will i do!!!! *puts on a set of gloves*

StefanPopov46 10 years ago
Just use Emulators. No one Said about PC or Mac

BartoTOS64 10 years ago
Technically, you are never touching anything because of the space between the atoms. Science ftw!

Hedg3h09 11 years ago
Get gloves.

cheesegal 11 years ago
sell the video games to buy handhelds and pc's then magic up all the games I want for them :D

Saiyanwolf 11 years ago
um . . . wear gloves?

M.O'NEILL 11 years ago
I'll just use a PC instead

Stephen Li 13 years ago
gloves pl0x

Deathstroke8739 11 years ago
Exactly

Sam Heaver 13 years ago
Pc aren't consoles, are they?...PC Race = win?

XxGalaxyRozezZ 10 years ago
Then what's the point of having a game?rn:3

penguinzeal 12 years ago
PC GAMING MASTER RACE

StuckInTime 9 years ago
Well, just wear gloves, DUH

Calmdown8 11 years ago
I don't have consoles i have a computer

TheDarkPoro 10 years ago
I stole the consoles so technically their not mine

Dagooba 11 years ago
Just get someone else to put it in the console for you.

Silentagent 6 years ago
Any Pc gang here?

DylanDetlefsen 9 years ago
Digital download that shit and use the controller to turn on or off

888888Zombies 11 years ago
PC MASTER RACE PERIOD

Argepus 8 months ago
I can always sell them

pepper11 10 years ago
Gloves for consoles/Pc is not console

Hype Alyx 11 years ago
You could have someone do it for you, but otherwise, what's the point?

Someguy05 7 years ago
Wear gloves, boom

Darkrai10113 11 years ago
I will just make other people put my games in and touch my system

Matthew Sharp 13 years ago
Just keep getting games and selling them, pay a person specifically to change the game for you. Done.

PrinceEKC 3 years ago
I can just buy the PS5/X-Box version and use the controller that DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT GETTING DESTROYED

MeepKeep 11 years ago
PC MUDDAFUCKA

Why_Dont_We 8 years ago
They said YOU touch them. I'll just get my mom to do it.

Mahziel Light 13 years ago
sell the games, join pc master race, win

Mark_Lurking 9 years ago
Sell them

Reptyl232 11 years ago
Then what would be the use of getting the games

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago
what the hell is the point?

rockk 9 years ago
I can play on pc I hate consoles

GamingOS 11 years ago
i dont have a console.Just a computer #ComputerMasterRace

TheRealSatan 4 years ago
If only there was a control to remove the disc… or a way you don't touch the console when you put the disc in… wait

Pornflakes 10 years ago
I would just tell me brother to put the games in for me win/win
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