You get unlimited free video games.
but
Your consoles crumble to dust the second you touch them.
I will not


IncomingMeteorlast year
unlimited video games but no video games

SquidDoctor9 years ago
I shall be the GLOVED GAMER!!!

ThatOneGuyWHoPushedTheButton7 years ago
Just what I was thinking.
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MasterOfPuppets9 years ago
sell video games and technically a laptop or computer is not a game console

Mitace9 years ago
Yeah it is if gaming is all you use it for

BACONLUFFY9 years ago
Xbox one uses voice command who cares and get somone else to switch games

Jack Watermelons Merritt12 years ago
Consoles, not PC's. this is perfect.

funcow4 years ago
plus even if you are hard set on using a console you could just wear gloves
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DiamondDoofus7 years ago
Jokes on you, because our atoms push away other atoms, we never really touch anything. #Loopholes

ForgottenFirefly4 years ago
ok Doppio! and yes i agree
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cheesegal9 years ago
you could still use the controller for the console, just have whoever you live with switch the games for u.

The tenth doctor9 years ago
Sell the video games, make money, and then, pay to use other's consoles, because it only said your consoles, besides, only when you touch it, just don't touch the consoles, its touch not use.

Greatcat8 years ago
Anyone have any long sticks?

Gabriel Blevins12 years ago
PC GAMER, MASTER RACE

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Use your power of telekinesis from another button to play without touching them. Or just wear gloves. B)

TheDarkPants8 years ago
Whats the point then?

CraftyBoyzMania8 years ago
Don't touch the consoles. And, if you do, just use the free games and sell them, then buy another console.

Max22477 years ago
Or don’t use a disk

ArcaneDust9 years ago
OH NO whatever will i do!!!! *puts on a set of gloves*

StefanPopov469 years ago
Just use Emulators. No one Said about PC or Mac

BartoTOS649 years ago
Technically, you are never touching anything because of the space between the atoms. Science ftw!

Dakota Gutierrez12 years ago
"Xbox, turn on. Hey, younger sibling, please put in the game."

dumpsterdivinghotwheels4 years ago
Finally, the kinect is useful!
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Hedg3h099 years ago
Get gloves.

cheesegal9 years ago
sell the video games to buy handhelds and pc's then magic up all the games I want for them :D

Saiyanwolf9 years ago
um . . . wear gloves?

M.O'NEILL9 years ago
I'll just use a PC instead

Stephen Li12 years ago
gloves pl0x

Deathstroke87399 years ago
Exactly

Sam Heaver12 years ago
Pc aren't consoles, are they?...PC Race = win?

Butt0n9 years ago
I never technically have to touch the console.

timber161611 years ago
then how will i play the games

Dorough8 years ago
All my games are downloaded. I don’t ever touch my system.

Xcoolbreesx 9 years ago
PC gamers for the win

TristanThompsongames8 years ago
pc master race

A-Llama5 years ago
Well then how the hell will you play your video games?

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Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Okay.

p0larbear_exe9 years ago
i have friends to do stuff for me

Null_2 months ago
I use pc anyways

King27389 years ago
HOW DO IBL TURN IT ON THEN...OH MAYBE I CAN USE A STICK?? answer me if you a gree

ArmedSpirit10 years ago
Only two human beings can change the foundations of society.Markiplier and BlowettyWild can save this world from iniquity!

Lambro0007 years ago
I'll just borrow my friends console

Zacattac9 years ago
sell my not fun games get servant or device (like jukebox) on xbox to put in games for me

Flint James Watters12 years ago
Use a stick on the buttons o3o I'M NOT TOUCHING IT! oCo

Hollowguy2 years ago
Jokes on you i play on PC!

CaptShrederatorFan9 years ago
Profit for having a popular game over and over. And, if a PC user, 100% fine.

RoyalStarlord10 years ago
Simple. WEAR FUCKING GLOVES. Heh. :3

ColtonTheOrange7 years ago
PC MASTER RACE

Henry Roe9 years ago
wear a glove Henry Roe-2016

Anat Chell Ziv12 years ago
WEAR GLOVES.

TheBulletMoBot8 years ago
Only play on handhelds

Jman90027 years ago
Get a stick and poke it

Mr Medical9 years ago
PC MASTER RACE SHALL LIVE ON 18458 PEOPLE AND ME SHALL GET FREE GAMES!

Razi1918 years ago
So play on PC

daeniml34979 years ago
pc

Deeznutsfunny4 years ago
use the controller to turn the system on, and get only digital games.

CCthecat9 years ago
controller=/=consoles CUZ THE WORD IS DIFFERENT HAHAHAH
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