You get unlimited free video games.
but
Your consoles crumble to dust the second you touch them.
I will not

Anthropomorphic-Arwing last year
What's the point, then?

IncomingMeteor 3 years ago
unlimited video games but no video games

SquidDoctor 11 years ago
I shall be the GLOVED GAMER!!!

ThatOneGuyWHoPushedTheButton 9 years ago
Just what I was thinking.
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MasterOfPuppets 11 years ago
sell video games and technically a laptop or computer is not a game console

Mitace 10 years ago
Yeah it is if gaming is all you use it for

BACONLUFFY 11 years ago
Xbox one uses voice command who cares and get somone else to switch games

Jack Watermelons Merritt 13 years ago
Consoles, not PC's. this is perfect.

funcow 5 years ago
plus even if you are hard set on using a console you could just wear gloves
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cheesegal 11 years ago
you could still use the controller for the console, just have whoever you live with switch the games for u.

The tenth doctor 11 years ago
Sell the video games, make money, and then, pay to use other's consoles, because it only said your consoles, besides, only when you touch it, just don't touch the consoles, its touch not use.

DiamondDoofus 9 years ago
Jokes on you, because our atoms push away other atoms, we never really touch anything. #Loopholes

ForgottenFirefly 5 years ago
ok Doppio! and yes i agree
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Greatcat 9 years ago
Anyone have any long sticks?

Gabriel Blevins 13 years ago
PC GAMER, MASTER RACE

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Use your power of telekinesis from another button to play without touching them. Or just wear gloves. B)

TheDarkPants 9 years ago
Whats the point then?

Dakota Gutierrez 13 years ago
"Xbox, turn on. Hey, younger sibling, please put in the game."

dumpsterdivinghotwheels 5 years ago
Finally, the kinect is useful!
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CraftyBoyzMania 10 years ago
Don't touch the consoles. And, if you do, just use the free games and sell them, then buy another console.

Max2247 8 years ago
Or don’t use a disk

ArcaneDust 10 years ago
OH NO whatever will i do!!!! *puts on a set of gloves*

StefanPopov46 10 years ago
Just use Emulators. No one Said about PC or Mac

BartoTOS64 10 years ago
Technically, you are never touching anything because of the space between the atoms. Science ftw!

Hedg3h09 11 years ago
Get gloves.

cheesegal 11 years ago
sell the video games to buy handhelds and pc's then magic up all the games I want for them :D

Saiyanwolf 11 years ago
um . . . wear gloves?

M.O'NEILL 11 years ago
I'll just use a PC instead

Stephen Li 13 years ago
gloves pl0x

Deathstroke8739 11 years ago
Exactly

Sam Heaver 13 years ago
Pc aren't consoles, are they?...PC Race = win?

xBabyliriousx 11 years ago
Ask others to touch them

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/403118

Fuckboymcgee 6 years ago
Just wear gloves

Yukki 11 years ago
Than use gloves

Grimlock753 12 years ago
Try didn't specify if the touch had to be direct or indirect so you could wear gloves and a long sleeve

SebsibusTechi 9 years ago
PCMR BIT**ES!!!

Prince Hans 10 years ago
I don't have to touch the console. I can pay someone else to press buttons on it for me with all the money I make from selling the unlimited free video games

Prince Hans 10 years ago
Plus I can wear gloves, plus PCs don't count.

luigi16v 11 years ago
just have your friend put the games In for you

iamthehamiltonhoe 8 years ago
someone else could set up the consoles

josephmm1 11 years ago
Well just wear gloves

Joseph Micah Beaumia 13 years ago
<.< >.> hey person i have unlimeted of this game if youy give me so and so much money il give you some Person: cool waht you gonna do with the money ??? Me: hire a butler :3

_NekoChan04_ 9 years ago
Not worth it.

bloodyskull 11 years ago
Wuts the fcking point then

Verysmartpersom last year
pc and vr are not technically consoles and im not much of a console gamer anyway so win

thiccboi 9 years ago
I use pc and mobile devices. Loophole.

DARUDE SANDSTORM 11 years ago
I will use tinder to play the game

Ryan Smittywerbenjagermanjensen Thornton 13 years ago
That's why you have friends

Latooflo 9 years ago
Use gloves

warioandwaluigi 11 years ago
Do they stay as dust forever or temporarily

Fuchsy 3 years ago
pc gamer get no downside

Mr Mustard 10 years ago

KipDeFranko 11 years ago
Ey bro, I got every damm game imaginable, go turn on the Xbox

connermckay 10 years ago
This implies I have a console

Alluible 11 years ago
lolno

Freddys_superstar 5 years ago
YOUR, also CONSOLES. so basically nothing changes coz I have no consoles lol

No Rng At All 10 years ago
Pressed the button for the dust
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