Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 3 years ago

I'm selfish, sorry.

Niggakiller 2 years ago

I'm evil.

Iris_Dragonstar 11 years ago

I'll use my powers to get rid of Donald Chump.

Evil_J 10 months ago

Major TDS detected

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Leriah 11 years ago

But I'd have superpowers for five minutes!

setfna 5 years ago

me irl

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Deacon Hall 11 years ago

I solemnly swear I shall only use my all-mightiness to fight evil.

SAGETHEGAMER 11 years ago

Same here

Steven Stulock 13 years ago

Gah, what's the fun in responsibility?

yousefguesses 4 years ago

yea makes sense..

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ImAFangirlOk 9 years ago

What if I use my superpower to get money for feeding the poor/starving people?that would technically be for the good of mankind

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

Nah, lettem burn

Teebone92704 9 years ago

The only thing you lose is the powers. why not

lifehacker420 9 years ago

"WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.."

Niggakiller 2 years ago

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SNAPPEDLIME1 9 years ago

i can develop glasses that see through stuff and therfore see through clothes yet i dont get sex

Teebone92704 9 years ago

Ikr

AaronLightning 9 years ago

no downside

ThePaulDude 8 years ago

Yes there is, you can't be an evil bastard.

Chris Stevenson 13 years ago

But making babies with my super power genes is for the good of mankind, so...

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

They never said it was genetic and also there's no way of knowing if it would pas on genetically without trying first.

Nerdmaster 10 years ago

Does making pokemon real count as "good for humanity"?

1337master 9 years ago

Not really, because pokemon would COMPLETELY wipe us out! Even GOD (Arceus, f*ck u genwunners) would be there to kill all of us! And not to mention, Gardevoir would create a black hole that would kill everything on half of the world, and even the earth its... [Show full comment]

iifandomTrash 11 years ago

what if i just use them for fun, say i use the power to shrink and grow myself and i shrink myself so i can swim in a bowl of water

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

I see no problem with that ...

c0mplikati0n 11 years ago

29% of people dont want powers

Yana Kozukhin 13 years ago

31% of people said no to the ability to improve millions of lives with superhuman abilities? What kind of world is this?

Yukitai 5 years ago

#GodsBlessingOnThisWonderfulWorld (It"s "Konosuba" in name only)

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Toby Redguard 13 years ago

Using telekinesis to change the channel on my TV is for the good of mankind.

squid_water 10 years ago

more like for you.

Maddy Heppel 13 years ago

So you're saying gaining money, fame, and sex are all for the pure good of humanity?? Your priorities are odd, but alright. I'll push the button.

Onibaba 11 years ago

No it says anything other than the pure good of humanity would be money, fame and sex...

Nicole Febus 13 years ago

I like to think it means once you use a specific power for anything other than good you only lose THAT one power

Mari Scaryface 13 years ago

fuck i wanted to use my powers for pure evil and slaughter

The_Dirt_Cat 10 years ago

Just be good, then 5 minutes later blow up the earth.

Tara Young 13 years ago

So use your superpowers for the good of mankind for a while, till everything is good (which benefits you too!), then use the powers one last time to benefit only yourself. No downside!

Sabine Klouwens 13 years ago

I will have the power of giving others powers so I'll give them powers but then they'll have to give me powers when I lose it so I'll still have powers. Bwuahahahah! >:D

Fite_Me_You_Bitchacho 9 years ago

Not Bad. I"d use them for good really

J. A. K. Jak 11 years ago

Once is enough for me.

grdavis 9 years ago

Wouldn't use them for anything else either way.

Evil_J 10 months ago

But it'll work the once? Sign me up, I have the world's largest lotto to win

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

does destroying the scum of humanity count?

domowolfn 10 years ago

so if I use them because I feel like it and not to help a granny cross the street, I lose them?

TheHerooftheAges 11 years ago

What's the downside?

Jt14 9 years ago

Good and evil is relative to societys beliefs so I'll just use the superpower of creation to create something that can do the same without the downside

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

Still a free power...

Yukitai 5 years ago

(1) make a virus superpower and kill all humans. (2) Benefit humanity = benefitting you, since there"s no one else left. (3) Make babies somehow and bestow powers among them as you die. (4) Fantasy anime time, yolo

blakepane 11 years ago

cant u give half money 2 charity keep other half so ur helping others and urself

BenenM 9 years ago

It doesn't say you can't do those things, you just can't use your powers in the process

Joshua Goldsmith 13 years ago

There are a massive amount of powers and variants of said powers so I can do this all day mutha fuckers

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kitkat200851 9 years ago

That is like stealing a lollipop from a baby

lhoran0811 10 years ago

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CoolrorU 8 years ago

I see no downside

TIGER 11 years ago

Ill use my powers to get rid of Justin Bieber, and Iris_Dragonstar gets rid of Dick Cock.

meatloave 2 years ago

using them for my own interests IS for the good of mankind , if I cant then it will upset me greatly and I may feel serious super resentment to the good citzens of the world and might just go BRIGHTBURN on their asses!

Chinese potato 11 years ago

Make my super powers genetic and get a super power where I don't loose super powers

Eggmaster 9 years ago

Do I even have to say the loop hole?

why do you care 11 years ago

But I'm a villain!

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

*saving the entire city* pizzachef: i will give you fame! I will give you money and you can have sex with my waitresses!!! Me: NOOOOOOO *loses all powers*

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn 9 years ago

With great power comes great responsibility. I think me being rich and having sex is for the good of humanity because I'm a human.

nate g 12 years ago

first thing i will do is something to gain money so i'll lose it right away

andro 10 years ago

The power of not doing anything for the whole day and not getting the downside

Glubler 3 years ago

But, I Can always get more powers, right?

LavaBomb 9 years ago

I mean, there is no downside right? Also, the downside is written in a weird way

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