You get paid one million dollars each time you inhale,
but
but each time you exhale 10 random people die
I will not


bob_burgerlast year
#trolled

Xx_Shinzo_Abe_xX3 months ago
naur

Siddington9 years ago
What if I am one of the random people? O_O

TheAwesomePurpleOwl7 years ago
*GASP*
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AdmiralTrainstorm7 years ago
*inhales* *holds breath* *donates to charity* *stabs self*

Jagani Galvez12 years ago
so basicaly if i live for 89 years at a rate of 20000 breaths a day i will kill off the human race sounds good to me

ponyplayz4 years ago
tat true doh
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Steves_evil9 years ago
*Hyperventilates*

idontknowhowtohitthespacebar9 years ago
wouldn't the dollar devalue of would I be stealing if from other sources? this is important. if the dollar doesn't devalue from this than yes please I'm a terrible person yaay.

RosalinaX4329 years ago
you would kill millions of people unlikely the 11 billion of actual people...

Kosales7 years ago
You mean 7 billion
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narwhal9 years ago
You would kill everyone NO!!!!!!!!!!!

SuperBlueSheep9 years ago
The sheep race agree

Grix1s7 years ago
Population Control.

Sean_Fields8 years ago
There are ways to live without breathing. Just inhale, get oxygen in your bloodstream, and never exhale.

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
You would suffocate though...

Crenshawking118 years ago
I will pay girls to have babies with other people

Beky8 years ago
so basically I live and earn 1 million dollars every time I inhale with a chance of the love of my life dying , I'm good thanks

P78 years ago
Extinctiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiion*presses the button*

Pastalert9 years ago
im doing the world a favor, we have to many beings on the planet earth.

Penis1237 years ago
Yea, by being 1 of the 10 random ppl

Titanlord019 years ago
people die every second, hardly any difd3rence

TheSylveon9 years ago
You if you are the random person? It didn't say it couldn't be urself.

Friendand/orFoe9 years ago
Me too I had to I mean who doesn't want free money I mean its money and its random so half the people who get killed you don't know!

QwerAsdfZxcv9 years ago
Your attitude towards human life is humorous.

Isabella Gillespie12 years ago
BREATH FAST ANNND. BOOM I AM THE POPULATION CONTROL.

Bikacha4 years ago
you can die too

Matt Rhodes12 years ago
Well assuming people continue to have children at the current rate, the population's still gonna grow. I don't see why not.

abcx7 years ago
I actually just checked it and he is right. At 13 o" clock on the 31th of December 2017, Earth"s population grew by 82,397,733 people within the last year (births minus deaths). That means 82,397,733 humans per 31,496,400 seconds, so around 2,6161 humans ...[Show full comment]
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Leon Ross12 years ago
I hate humanity. All the moneyz!

dankmemes1018 years ago
@xXX_n00bslayer_XXx, you"re forgetting one small detail.....BIRTH
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anne_crystal3 years ago
Definitely, humans are awful

Sonicdeath9 years ago
No because I might kill my family in the process

Jackbaratwat8 years ago
But I might kill jack barakat in the process and I could never do that.

Balázs Polt12 years ago
every second around 7 people dies, so it would happen anyway

CommunistBear9 years ago
Fine. Just breathe for about 10 years, make my kids well off, and then kill myself. Good deal to keep my line alive forever.

Shody the Wolf9 years ago
I Don't Give a fuck

devi9418 years ago
Overpopulation fixed

Penis1237 years ago
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andrewplays49 years ago
money money money

Catodog_thor7 years ago
Me: I can't run the mile today P.E teacher: why not. Me: the more I breathe, the more ppl die. P.e teacher: that"s bull- Me:*breaths* Teacher: *dies* Me: well I guess no more mile...

The elson9 years ago
As long as my family don't sure😈

STGUL7 years ago
Dont exhale

RandomGamer9 years ago
Wife:we need money for the electrical bill. Me:OK *inhales* $20. *wife dies*

Tylaire9 years ago
Hell yeah boys

Tylaire9 years ago
Jk lok xd pranked

HaremKingSenpai9 years ago
I breathe a lot man...that ain't cool for humanity

dankmemes1018 years ago
*presses button* *hyperventilates*

Maggie11 years ago
That already happens.

Derrick (What a creative username)9 years ago
*breathing intensifies*

TreyPierso8 years ago
*breaths fast

Nick Pinkerton12 years ago
I would do that without hesitation.

SilverG7789 years ago
Yeah, but eventually you could just pay to have a oxygen tube inserted into your lungs...

UltraRaglo9 years ago
but you're not inhaling so no money.

RemyTheTransGuy4 years ago
Solving over population and donating money to the poor

FlamingPhan9 years ago
One of the people who die could be a loved one. I wouldn't risk it.

Ethandude6189 years ago
that's about a 100:700000000000 chance

MisterVT9 years ago
I can die too

A_BlueButton9 years ago
Sure! I will press the button! 1 week later... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!

KCH8 years ago
Well 10 -15 random people die anyways it"s just something that can't be controlled

BartekTomasik7 years ago
We have a 1/70000000 chance to kill a bad guy

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
I'd just kill everyone on the planet, and eventually myself. No thanks.

Sillysandwitch029 years ago
YOU WOULD KILL PEOPLE IN YOUR SLEEP. AND BE THE BIGGEST SERIAL KILLER EVER. AND YOU WOULD FEEL SO GUILTY.

piggyzee9 years ago
what if i am one of the random ppl?

ReDwErD9 years ago
hook me up to a machine that auto breathes for me and then when the population goes over board let me breathe naturaly
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