My death will make headlines so I see no downside to this.
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HEADS GROW BACK11 years ago
So, all my classmates will kill me?
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AmyWilliams10 years ago
Everyone is beautiful. It's all a matter of perspective.
ThePaulDude8 years ago
Somehow dude I seriously doubt that even Freddy Kruegers mum could love him.
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Ceptonic411 years ago
So stay away from Cleveland
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Scott Webster13 years ago
If I'm THE most attractive, then absolutely everyone else, by comparison, is an ugly person. What use would attractiveness be if 100% of the population wanted to kill me anyway?
I wonder if it"s people I think are ugly, people who think of themselves as ugly, people others collectively or communally decide are ugly, or there is some other intangible baseline standard you have to adapt to recognize for your own protection?
I"d like to see them try because I have a wall of knives just waiting to be used
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blobs949 years ago
#1 I seduce the government to hire bodyguards #2 I become a model, automatically get bodyguards although not as much protection. #3 I seduce ugly people trying to kill me #4 I eradicate the existence of "ugly"
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