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Sperbey9 years ago

It doesn't say only

dudebro1019 years ago

So basically marriage

IkeaManager4 years ago

Yeah

InfiniteLaserz9 years ago

It says CAN have sex once a year. BANG LIKE BUNNIES

poopo2222last year

stfu loser

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

You CAN have sex once a year, not ONLY have sex once a year. You dumbass LOOPHOLES FOR DAYSrn

word2 years ago

You’re the dumbass

87Oscar878 years ago

I'm asexual, so it doesn't matter. However, some commenters are confused (bigoted) about asexuals. One user has been saying it"s human nature to have sex, I disagree. It is nature to have sex. Most of the time. Some, like me, have no sexual attraction towa...[Show full comment]

soul_seeker5 years ago

meh i think asexual just means you dont have a crush on anyone at the moment

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read this comment you scrub8 years ago

Ill just fuck for multiple days straight

Allyournamessuck7 years ago

Downside?

ZaneP12 years ago

More than I get right now

Hinata-chan7 years ago

Same xD

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Jamez22018 years ago

Notice "can have" not only have😁 or just use an ancient calender that uses moon cycles as years or something

I find all the loopholes8 years ago

Doesnt day you can't have it more than once, it only says you can have is once

Eskimobill19198 years ago

This actually does nothing with this wording, it simply says you can fall in love and marry someone, not that it will actually will happen. And of course it doesn't you can't have sex more than once a year. This one does literally nothing. Unless you can't feel love or have sex that is.

dinosandlions9 years ago

*asexuals laughing in the distance*

GitGood10 years ago

*Asexual snicker*

coffhar7 years ago

It says "can" not "can only". XD

GDPYT8 years ago

It doesn't say only. Just says can.

skidmark6348 years ago

WHATS SEX

DJEMDOWG8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]

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Sizzle8 years ago

You can always just cuddle, so, fuck yes.

DJEMDOWG8 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t...[Show full comment]

Timsimm2 9 years ago

As an asexual the choice is obvious

BlueAngel0310 years ago

Once? Well wouldn't that make the once bloody magnificent then? No?

Gavin Crawford12 years ago

What's with all the people saying they're asexual nowadays? Stupid kids, grow up.

Starsinthesky3 years ago

It’s not a choice, you can’t grow out of it, it’s not like people just choose it or something. Seriously dude, that’s like telling kids to change their eye Color. It’s impossible.

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Martin Seaton12 years ago

As long as I can choose to not have the sex at all, then I'm good.

Epicgamerbro884 years ago

agreed

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Genae Graham12 years ago

jokes on them I'm Asexual. i didn't want sex in the first place

HelloIamAce9 years ago

We just don't want sex, deal with it.

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Gavin Crawford12 years ago

HURR IM ASEXUAL IM UGLY AS FUCK AND AN IDIOT I DONT WANT THE SEX

HelloIamAce9 years ago

Because we don't want sex... It's just how we are

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AndrijaFuncyman9 years ago

Downside?

MrChokesOnDick9 years ago

People what the fuck is wrong with you??! I'd rather kill myself than only be able to have sex once in a year.

undertale=life9 years ago

I agree

Dziber5 years ago

Me:realiseing that i gonna have sex and gf of my choice

silversniper999 years ago

good enough for me XD

schijt7 years ago

i dont wan sex ;_;

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago

Is it bad that I read this and started touching myself?

R2D2O29 years ago

uh you can have power sex !!!

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TheDuckApocalypse9 years ago

She can always MAKE me horny

CyborgOswald8 years ago

this is healthier

Aria Leone12 years ago

Doesnt say anything about not having sex the rest of the time

Za_Taiyo4 years ago

I mean, I like a platonic relationship

MrWinner9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

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