You will be the most handsome/beautiful person on earth.
but
You will never be smarter than the average 3rd grader.
I will not


Noah Conan-Waffles Bockmuehl12 years ago
isn't that pretty much how the system is structured?

ChewYuHou7 years ago
#NeverforgetDonaldtrump
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Ryan20169 years ago
Seduce everyone and make them study 24/7 until third grade to be really smart.

spookymulder8 years ago
so, you want to seduce third graders?

Doommafia9 years ago
Noone says i cant learn.

Zac David Schneider12 years ago
Well, I don't think I'm that bad looking as-is. And I'm damn certain that I like being smart. So no.

bomull3 years ago
u are ugly

Gregory Carnesi12 years ago
NO I PRESSED THE BUTTON NOOOOOO

bomull3 years ago
u suck
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chocolatefoxy1239 years ago
I WANT TO BE A YOUTUBER! I DONT NEED TO BE GOOD-LOOKING! I LIKE BEING SMART! I WAS SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE 3RD GRADER IN 1ST GRADE! IM IN 4TH GRADE NOW! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! this sucks!

Tautauchev78 years ago
Doesn't matter, I'm still getting sex.

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago
so if I press the button I become dumb? no thank you *Lenny face*

emsuper8 years ago
What exactly does smart mean? In a logical sense, or do i have almost no self awareness?

glennator40009 years ago
i am kinda that smart at this stage

sandford139 years ago
I WANT TO BE SMART!!!!

Alex1313129 years ago
soo i am justin biber but im not ugly??

YoloYester4 years ago
So basically becoming knuckles from sonic boom?

Pjofangirl10 years ago
Hey!Im a fangirl!

Memeber8 years ago
i dont want to become pewdiepie. he is seen as that by people who are outsmarted by 3rd graders. and isnt smarter himself.......

cheesethechicken9 years ago
....in Norway

HoboFromtheFuture7 years ago
Use your beauty to convince people to change the word third into master degree in whatever you want. Boom problem solved

Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
meh, most people aren't smarter than a 5th grader, same thing here, really

ControlExcept7679 years ago
Brain transplant? At young age?

Mitch018 years ago
THOT PATROL

Frost Queen Froslass9 years ago
I'm already fabulous so I don't care. Besides, why draw too much attention to yourself?

TJFire9 years ago
What is third grade

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
AH HEEEEELL NAW

that random girl10 years ago
You mean a supermodel?

Sylica_Telca8 years ago
This basically describes trump XD

Atomicman9608 years ago
You think Trump"s Handsome. WTF

K0wzrtastee7 years ago
I"LL BE A MORE HANDSOME AND INTELLIGENT ADULT!!!

arachnidjds9 years ago
So... Kim Kardashian

oldnotweak9 years ago
so a woman?

The_potato_man3 years ago
Kinda sexist ngl
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dezz9 years ago
So a youtuber

shipqueen287 years ago
"Knowledge over Beauty" has ALWAYS been my motto. I"d rather get straight A"s then have a "fanclub", aka devoted yandere stalkers

bossman219 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Davvedido8 years ago
I am alredy stupid

Bon_Bon6669 years ago
so... i loose knowledge?

varter212128 years ago
It"s not what"s on the outside it"s the inside that matter"s

ninjaboy919119 years ago
real life?

Slimeboy224 years ago
It"s PRIMARY THREE, you FOOL, not THIRD GRADE. It looks like you"re the one who'll never be smarter than one of em"...

The_potato_man3 years ago
In european schools its third grade so stfu

Pjofangirl10 years ago
Hey!Im a fangirl!(But it is true..)

promqueen8339 years ago
am i a blonde

Buttonpresserforlife7 years ago
I already am

ArtisticGamer9 years ago
Well, I think that smartness is MUCH better than handsomeness!

Mattew5618 years ago
Already there

Hoy I'm tem9 years ago
Justin bieber confirmed?

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago
implying he looks good

ZeldaFan9 years ago
Its not about the looks

gennerx9 years ago
So I'll be like every other attractive person then.

bljk9 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

Edgar238 years ago
Screw being handsome

Snazzypolarbear7 years ago
I’m already that dumb.

Jeremy Richardson12 years ago
The funny thing is that most people aren't smarter than the average third-grader. At least the average third-grader knows that stealing, cheating and lying is bad. *Shrugs.* I guess that the 80% secretly wishes they were ugly too.

XxdeeznutzxX9 years ago
LoL #lifegoals

bin5049 years ago
i am already smarter than a 3rd grader so its only a win
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