You will be the most handsome/beautiful person on earth.
but
You will never be smarter than the average 3rd grader.
I will not

Noah Conan-Waffles Bockmuehl 13 years ago
isn't that pretty much how the system is structured?

ChewYuHou 8 years ago
#NeverforgetDonaldtrump
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Ryan2016 11 years ago
Seduce everyone and make them study 24/7 until third grade to be really smart.

spookymulder 9 years ago
so, you want to seduce third graders?

Doommafia 11 years ago
Noone says i cant learn.

Zac David Schneider 13 years ago
Well, I don't think I'm that bad looking as-is. And I'm damn certain that I like being smart. So no.

bomull 4 years ago
u are ugly

Gregory Carnesi 13 years ago
NO I PRESSED THE BUTTON NOOOOOO

bomull 4 years ago
u suck
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runegod27 12 years ago
But I am a idiot already! No downside!

LNDIBGF 10 years ago
I would have quite the imagination though.

58bravo 11 years ago
So I'm like Kim cardashia

Danny Darko 13 years ago
i guess 80% of people think they're smart

TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago
Step 1: Get computer with vast intelligence/AI. Step 2: Call computer "The Average 3rd Grader." Step 3: ????? Step 4: Profit!

Havard Otterson 11 years ago
Why would someone press that button? We have some odd people in this world.

mbar999 8 years ago
Kim Kardashian???

SpacePig 11 years ago
Becoming Derek Zoolander wouldn't be that bad

Tazzy Pup 11 years ago
No downside Kindergarten style

LuisBustamante 9 years ago
Just find a 3rd grade who smart then everyone

9iop99 11 months ago
I don't want to been male toy chica

JackelineP98 11 years ago
I rather not be the most beautiful person on earth.

kanoa_217 10 years ago
wait i"d be great looking but have the IQ of trump...?

b-i-g-s-u-c-c 6 years ago
Trump isn't an idiot, why does everyone think that?
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T-RAX 11 years ago
when I was 3rd I already a genius

2nightwithjoshua 10 years ago
Its ok i guess

Snowy the wolf 11 years ago
so brains or beauty? IM GOING WITH BRAINS

Opossum_veineyes 5 years ago
Just be a total bimbo? My greatest dream

ninenams 12 years ago
Isn't this already every celebrity ever?

Andy2 11 years ago
So in other words an air head?

Blitzy 9 years ago
I like smartness

anoonymooss 10 years ago
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NightmareBlue 9 years ago
ILL PRESS THIS IN 100 YEARS WHEN A 2 YEAR OLD IS AS SMART AS ME

bossman21 11 years ago
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Flarenacho 11 years ago
I dont care about being beautiful!

Sudokori 12 years ago
I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE B..... What's dis? The thing I cant red

Weird_Cat_Person 10 years ago
Lol.. i will b3 a dumb blonde

Gibus 8 years ago
High schoolers in the Philippines are like this.

Anna Greenwood 13 years ago
So.. basically.. Billy Madison?

emaa 10 years ago
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Comote 11 years ago
Sounds like sure fire way to get date raped constantly.

NukeIt9er 11 years ago
I not smartr that 3rst graydr at firyzt.

Thedoctor13 11 years ago
I was smart as fucking Einstein in 3rd grade. Now I might as well be Mr bean

The Anonymous Pug 11 years ago
Same, I was reading at the age of 3

Lokaghost 9 years ago
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Slenderman_official 7 months ago
Find my eight pages

Jazzyrules1234 11 years ago
Ok really everyone is pretty and everyone is smart.

Odinor 10 years ago
But I want to be like a 3d grader

Satan666DARKLORD 11 years ago
Ok fine by me

ghostrider 10 years ago
I was smart back then anyways

dickhead9 11 years ago
Mettaton in a shellnut

PurpleMS 5 years ago
I’m at a 3rd grade iq so same thing :D

Toxicitor 12 years ago
Handsomeness=weird fangirls... nope!

Pika Girl 11 years ago
I don't know what 1st grade 2nd grade and so on are. I'm British.

jshaw71 9 years ago
No thanks, I am good...

Andrea DevFuris Rotunno 13 years ago
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weaboojones 10 years ago
im getting all the pussy
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