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You become a famous surfer
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Cats attack you on sight
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minimegaman0907 months ago
bro I literally have a cat

Maharidlast year
To cons for me so no.

BlazoBoom9 years ago
I don't want to surf, nor do I want to be famous nor do I want cat attacks to be a part of my life. *runs away from button*

DeltaRune14238 years ago
THANK YOU!
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tokenbird9 years ago
But i have a cat...

Etay5 years ago
Oh no, well.. good luck
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that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
but cats are the best!! plus i hate surfing and suck at swimming!!

Buffy-Anne-Summers4 years ago
First

Phoenix~☆9 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NODA NIEN NIEN NIEN NON NON EXTRA NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

Shadowdog9 years ago
Cats all ready attack me on sight so I see no downside

EatingMonkeyBalls8 years ago
ill be a famous surfer by how bad ill be

jkmc12058 years ago
I live up north, so I don't want to surf.

WildNDeadly9 years ago
But... I LOVE ANIMALS! And i DONT like surfing... AT ALL! (Bcuz sharks.. and i stink at swimming...)

Quartzfire9 years ago
Sharks kill 12 humans world wide per year. Humans will 12.000 sharks in the same time. (Not completly acurate, but you get the point) Also, yes, though it would be nice to be a surfer, I live at 2000+ miles from the nearest place where I could surf and I a...[Show full comment]
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ThePaulDude7 years ago
Throw water balloons at them, that'll keep them away.

Queenthree27 years ago
But I’m at sea...

DrunkDeLeon8 years ago
I don't surf, nor do I want to

Ritty8 years ago
No one gives a crap about surfing

EllieJ8 years ago
They don't say viciously. It attacks you with cuddles!

Oxymoronslayer8 years ago
Why would I want to be a famous surfer?

EdgarPugMeep8 years ago
Lol my dog would attack them first with licks, she"s insane

MajesticOccelot8 years ago
I couldn't care less about surfing.

AntluntiumHarry9 years ago
Da heq?! XD What in this makes scence?

DEEZNUTSANDSUCKIT9 years ago
kill the cats so u are safe and i hate cats

Spillingbottle579 years ago
Murderer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NemamNaEternitCZ5 years ago
Well... i hate cats sooo.........

GemBuster10 years ago
I dont hace cats

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
either way its suicide

Jackunited01077 years ago
I would kill the cats and fans XD

LenerdTheFox10 years ago
Carry around catnip

DarkOverlord28 years ago
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SkinMaster9098 years ago
My cat already attacks me...

Sam Stoneman12 years ago
Cats already do attack me on sight :|

Erdnuzbudderprod9 years ago
there is a reference here i am missing

Some-weeb4 years ago
Fuck serfing all I need is cat

butterdomain10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Ka_Li_li7 years ago
Oh nu. Not my kittens... That would make me sad. T^T

Mistyswirl10 years ago
Lol my cats don't! I have the privilege of owning the two sweetest cats in the whole wide universe

ElvisPresleyGirl459 years ago
I hate the ocean

Blackhawk1707 years ago
You mean sharks??

Jorhanjo10 years ago
@420freshalpaca69 you think youre funny but youre not

mushyiscoollast year
well, its nice that i pressed a button earlier that let me have infinite wealth. so i hire people to make a type of pet that is basically a cat but with 1 very tiny difference.

michael,170610 years ago
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XanderLionheart8 years ago
That would be an interesting experience...

Trevor Valance12 years ago
dying. the smell of fish omg

caden wayne9 years ago
it called padding

MonkeyBoss24488 years ago
Fuck That Shitty Diaper Poo Poo Penis

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
NOOO, SPRINKLES NO. STOP ATTACKING ME! NOOOO.....................................X_X

Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago
Dafu is this dilemma

julian10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

CreeperCraft1379 years ago
Are there any famous surfers

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
Upside?

biglip10 years ago
@Jorhanjo you are being an ass. I laughed and it seems that he was trying to be clever which he was.

Viirus8 years ago
already happens to me daily why not get sth cool

Panifex8 years ago
I don't want to be a surfer
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