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You become a famous surfer
but
Cats attack you on sight
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BlazoBoom 10 years ago
I don't want to surf, nor do I want to be famous nor do I want cat attacks to be a part of my life. *runs away from button*

DeltaRune1423 10 years ago
THANK YOU!
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tokenbird 11 years ago
But i have a cat...

Etay 6 years ago
Oh no, well.. good luck
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minimegaman090 2 years ago
bro I literally have a cat

Maharid 3 years ago
To cons for me so no.

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
but cats are the best!! plus i hate surfing and suck at swimming!!

Buffy-Anne-Summers 6 years ago
First

Phoenix~☆ 10 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NODA NIEN NIEN NIEN NON NON EXTRA NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

EatingMonkeyBalls 9 years ago
ill be a famous surfer by how bad ill be

jkmc1205 10 years ago
I live up north, so I don't want to surf.

Shadowdog 10 years ago
Cats all ready attack me on sight so I see no downside

WildNDeadly 11 years ago
But... I LOVE ANIMALS! And i DONT like surfing... AT ALL! (Bcuz sharks.. and i stink at swimming...)

Quartzfire 10 years ago
Sharks kill 12 humans world wide per year. Humans will 12.000 sharks in the same time. (Not completly acurate, but you get the point) Also, yes, though it would be nice to be a surfer, I live at 2000+ miles from the nearest place where I could surf and I a... [Show full comment]
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ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Throw water balloons at them, that'll keep them away.

Queenthree2 9 years ago
But I’m at sea...

DrunkDeLeon 9 years ago
I don't surf, nor do I want to

Ritty 9 years ago
No one gives a crap about surfing

EllieJ 9 years ago
They don't say viciously. It attacks you with cuddles!

Oxymoronslayer 10 years ago
Why would I want to be a famous surfer?

EdgarPugMeep 10 years ago
Lol my dog would attack them first with licks, she"s insane

MajesticOccelot 10 years ago
I couldn't care less about surfing.

AntluntiumHarry 10 years ago
Da heq?! XD What in this makes scence?

MonoCraeta 9 years ago
I'll escape through the sea

Mr. 0-San 11 years ago
WHACK DEM KITTIES WITH A BASEBALL BAT MOFO!

paulcastravete 10 years ago
This include lions?

ShananayBananay 11 years ago
Dont care.

rocko.the.service.dog 10 years ago
I have 4 cats in my house so nah

SleepyFurry87 2 years ago
What if I don't live anywhere near an ocean? I'm not giving up cats for a skill I can't use...

CrystalSlays 11 years ago
why would I want to be a surfer anyway lol

Rocket046 9 years ago
Did a cat-hating surfer make this?

Trevor Ducharme 13 years ago
I'm more of a dog or bird person. And there's also something to be said for light disguises.

KrokenGaming 5 years ago
I like cats

HiBob24 11 years ago
These have nothing to do with each other

DonTrumpHater 10 years ago
Fuck cats, I"d kill those little bitches on sight before they give me huge allergies 😈😈😈

KatieBaker 10 years ago
Nooooo my kittiessss

ICOULDN'TTHINKOFAGOODNAMESOIWROTETHISINSTEAD 11 years ago
Heck no, I love cats!!!

Colbstein22 8 years ago
Nobody cates about surfing. Do you ever see people like Ellen or good morning America interview a surfer. Ps. I'm land locked.

Tranq 11 years ago
Cats already attack people in sight. Fucking Satan spores...

TINY BOX TIM 11 years ago
Cats are my friends, and I would die if I touch water, because I'm a box

darwincrack 9 years ago
no me gusta surfiar nuca lo e echo prefiero q los gatos no me ataquen :v

420freshalpaca69 12 years ago
Lion = cat, Tiger = cat so if you're our surfing, would a Lionfish or a Tiger Shark attack you?

saraisnotonfire 10 years ago
I hate and avoid cats who already attack me

Hailey Houseman 13 years ago
I have two cats that like to scratch and bite so what's the difference?

joshisthebosh123 10 years ago
bullshit

Nickacadoavacado 3 years ago
I don't even want to be a surfer

Hericidal 11 years ago
Upside?

DEEZNUTSANDSUCKIT 11 years ago
kill the cats so u are safe and i hate cats

Spillingbottle57 11 years ago
Murderer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NemamNaEternitCZ 6 years ago
Well... i hate cats sooo.........

GemBuster 11 years ago
I dont hace cats

Jackunited0107 9 years ago
I would kill the cats and fans XD

LenerdTheFox 11 years ago
Carry around catnip

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago
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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
either way its suicide
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