Will You Press The Button?

xXSkyKingXx 10 years ago

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Shadow-- 2 years ago

Dicks out for Harambe

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Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

teleport to are 51 in america. get "weapon". defeat any bad animals that teleport with you

Platinum 10 years ago

Go to the Pokemon world, be praised as the creator of a new species.

M4thDJ 9 years ago

Pretty sure it means in this world. Not to different fictional universes..

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im_a_runner 10 years ago

Only use in an emergency, how bow dah?

Haki7hikari 10 years ago

Yup, same thing, I'm seriously scared it"s going to be a lion or something. Also I don't like it that you can teleport only once a day, so you can't go somewhere at noon and be back home by dinner. But it doesn't say you are obliged to use the power, so ... [Show full comment]

ActualDemon 11 years ago

ERROR 504: no downside detected

Jared Smith 13 years ago

This should be the basis for a movie hah

SomeFuckingCuntOnTheInternet 9 years ago

That movie would be shite.

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heroesofolympus1738 9 years ago

I CAN BRING HARAMBE BAAAAACK

temporaryusernam 10 years ago

*insert outdated harambe reference*

The only way 8 years ago

That"s one way to play Russian roulette...

ChristianMT 10 years ago

And what if I want one for a pet free pets or you could sell them.

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

YEEEESSS!!!! PRISON / ZOO BREAK!!!

UrsaMajor 10 years ago

That sounds epic

Who am I 10 years ago

Aren't all zoo animals tamed?

Trailman05 9 years ago

YOUR PROFILE PIC THOUGH

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

Bring explosives and serious armour in case it turns out to be a large predator.

SeanQuinn 11 years ago

Tele porter to school.LOL rekt it can kill ur teacher

Rhys Wilkinson 13 years ago

I don't thing anyone would NOT want a giraffe teleporting along with you on your adventures!

Zachary Olson 13 years ago

Things could get exciting..

Arthur_Sarue 11 years ago

Wouldn't you want to use your daily teleport to get AWAY from a dangerous threat?

BlueToedFrog 9 years ago

Animal control on speed dial...... Operator:Hello what is the problem? Me: Well I teleported again and ther- Operator: Oh Jesus Christ.

fireboltqueen 11 years ago

Downside?

ibattlecupcakes 9 years ago

How is that a punishment? It could be a little cute otter or something!

dono_kcbr 12 years ago

Just carry a tazer with you.

Indexfinger 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Flamerboy 11 years ago

I'll take it

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Then I'll just make llama llama llama llama

CartHan 7 years ago

*teleports to party with unwanted lion*

SquiggleS 11 years ago

That would be the best. it would literally make your life an awesome adventure

Wonder18 9 years ago

This would be so funny.

xXminiboyXx 11 years ago

fucking pandas if im lucky

Zeldafan2003 10 years ago

HARAMBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... [Show full comment]

Fangurliboy 11 years ago

Ooh! A lion!

BlazoBoom 10 years ago

Teleport to all of the houses owned by your enemies, it's that easy!

Andrewfromband 11 years ago

Take a shotgun, and serious armor, simple

2017fam 9 years ago

that woulld actuall be fun

candyman 11 years ago

now if you said one round trip per day maybe

dantdm1 6 years ago

i chose not to because what is its a lion plus you have it once per day

Dawnss 11 years ago

I could let them be free

CPM 9 years ago

Oh look, I just cured extinction of animals!

Spyder 12 years ago

*teleports to Paris*: Aww fucking yeah welcome to Par-MOTHERFUCKING BUTTBALLS ITS A PANDA IN PARIS

_-Gaby-_ 10 years ago

I just teleport to another place if is a dangerous animal

GodlyHoopa 10 years ago

Hello idiot.

cool maan 11 years ago

what if it killed me

Melos 10 years ago

i will just kill it lul

Mikayla-Ann Cecile Rasmussen 13 years ago

always teleport into a cage only you can get out of

Horsey 11 years ago

FUCK IT. LET'S DO THIS. GIMME A FUCKIN BULLPUP .50CAL AND I'M READY FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT.

Drew714544 8 years ago

I don't see the downside

broden52 10 years ago

Harambe

Giullia Valery Top 13 years ago

there is just no downside to this, except maybe if that animal eats you.

WTFCommentz 11 years ago

Oh hey Mr.tiger sorry bout farting in your face no hard feelings right... *CHOMP*

AntonioCarbone 9 years ago

No downside, i wouldnt teleport anywhere

TeddyBear 11 years ago

Save it for emergencies, and teleport to a zoo

Evbob09 2 years ago

Go to weapons depot, get a tranquiliser. Tranquilise whatever animal appears with me, then use the ability to get free airplane tickets for life from a previous button press to get me home

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