Will You Press The Button?

RareGhazt8 months ago

I'm literally just a statue

Bunnylord9 years ago

hmm, it seems I am locked in a point in space, I noticed this because the instant I pressed the button I burrowed through the earth and came out the other side, incredibly quickly.

Migdin18 years ago

Omg i finaly understood it, because the earth moves in space very fast

bananasquid9 years ago

That's a double downside

MiriamMestre7 years ago

true for my double downside u could never move again (ackward bathroom break)and youde be stuck in this crazy world forever watching it be destroyed by mankind no for me

SSJB_Ace4 years ago

Bruh imagine the amount of drunk men/women that could come up and randomly fuck you and you wouldn't be able to stop them...then again that would be kind of nice...great now I'm arguing with myself.

BubsterTheOne6 months ago

excuse me what the actual fu-

OPOSSUM_3 years ago

If time is a fourth dimension, doesn't that mean that the reason I become immortal is because I stop moving in time as well and just freeze? I ain't pressing it, it won't be interesting.

Caretaker Toriel9 years ago

Well, this would be perfect for some sort of guard..

D YellowMadness7 years ago

Ahead of us lies the end of the ruins. A one-way exit to the rest of the underground. I'm going to stand in front of it forever.

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TemmieArmor9 years ago

i'd make a good addition to bill cipher's throne

djdewott9 years ago

with or without temmie armor? lol

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AndrewLuce8 years ago

upside?

EineKartoffel8 years ago

downside.exe not found...

Peridotsunited8 years ago

Yeah I mean think about it. You just sit there and watch your loved ones grow old and die

ceebbees12348 years ago

Tree powers ACTIVATE!!

Dermanater7 years ago

Have you seen ASDF movies 10 yet?

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Matt Stiller12 years ago

Paralyzed Horses log, day 51,638. Being stuck in time I saw a man with a laptop on a page I have never seen before. As I read it, I learned that it was mocking me.

herpaderp647 years ago

Telepathy.

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Nova_Fox7 years ago

You become paralyzed, can't die, can't take your own life. Life would be SHIT!

KatelynFromMyStreet9 years ago

ROCK POWERS, ACTIVATEEE

Turtle3277 years ago

Lies in bed pressed button score

Jaasjaas7 years ago

Its called death but you can only hear and feel things and after earth explodes you just wander in space. So in space there are no sounds and you will feel unlimited pain (from meteorites, cold and ending up in stars) so its very long infinity to spend BUT...[Show full comment]

Bart Jansen12 years ago

So basically, you become a rock

Coaster8 years ago

So I can be boulder? IM COMING MAUD!!!

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LetMeSleep8 years ago

Well guys, I guess I'm Kars.

TrinityDahl8 years ago

you become "THE WORST SUPER HERO EVER" lady:HELP IM BEING ROBBED! you:I"LL SAVE YOU STATUE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!! *presses button and becomes still* robber:.................. *grabs ladies bag and walks away* lady:.....................

Dermanater7 years ago

stop making ASDF movies references

usoutlaw8 years ago

well i guess over the years ill just have to buy up all the property around me and build my dream home. i mean im ok with where i live now

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Fair point, assuming that it"s relative position. Also cool fursona. It"s so nice to find another furry here .w.

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Laurel8 years ago

What is the point of living forever if you can do nothing with it?

Tricky8 years ago

What is the point of living forever. Period.

An Orange9 years ago

I already have this. I'm an orange

MemeLordButtion9 years ago

Id be pit it a mech suit of some sort amd then bam

Migdin18 years ago

But if you are affected by gravity, you would move...

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Abigassdalek9 years ago

So I'm a fucking statue. FUCK fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

BRUHBOY9 years ago

Can I move my fingers if I can give me a laptop ill just play csgo

TheFakeBryanGiha9 years ago

ERROR 404: UPSIDE NOT FOUND

SSJB_Ace4 years ago

Ikr

ninjaboy9 years ago

how about fly

no name5789 years ago

MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

i shall watch as the world unfolds

PrabhjotSangwan7 years ago

Is this a JoJo reference?

Jkc55511 years ago

So you become an immobile lump for eternity?

peashooterlast year

im literally a plant nothing changes

So sufistic8ed9 years ago

*presses button* falls down and can't move

justchillin958 years ago

Hey, you"re supposed to put an UPSIDE in the first slot..

Winter648 years ago

ok cool so I can finally be Stephen Hawking.

BudderSkyGod9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago

Spam...

LAVA_CAT5 years ago

Bad side

Schiggy10 years ago

So basically I'll be a weeping angel although I never ever move

KinzieSmith8 years ago

If I became immortal I would have to watch every friend of mine die in front of me with nothing I can to about it, and when earth runs out of food I will be suffering, and once the sun swallows the earth I will be burning in agonizing pain stuck there unti...[Show full comment]

Ashley Apple12 years ago

I'm taking moving in the sense of moving from one house to another house. Loopholes people!!!

jasmin8 years ago

If you live then you have to stay there for all eternity so what's the point

Death's Reaver9 years ago

it's like being dead. but with your eyes open

DuffCheese8 years ago

Oh my eyes would dry out

never2569 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

LogicWizard3149 years ago

Upside?

ARKomega8 years ago

i would get a job as the guardian of hell never move but yo can kill all dem bitches

badwolfin221b9 years ago

haha they do not know that I am immortal

joebamayeet4 years ago

i can never move my what? pinky toe? boom I'm good

GreenDog310 years ago

QUICK STRIKE A POSE

snakesareawsome8 years ago

Wouldn't that just be worse? I dont want als!

DoggyPie7 years ago

So I'm just going to become a rock? Uh, nah mate

Haloboi0410 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CMHammond9 years ago

Spam...

tlwXtream9 years ago

Your body needs movement to survive. Breathing. Heart beating. Etc

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