hmm, it seems I am locked in a point in space, I noticed this because the instant I pressed the button I burrowed through the earth and came out the other side, incredibly quickly.
Migdin110 years ago
Omg i finaly understood it, because the earth moves in space very fast
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bananasquid11 years ago
That's a double downside
MiriamMestre8 years ago
true for my double downside u could never move again (ackward bathroom break)and youde be stuck in this crazy world forever watching it be destroyed by mankind no for me
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Caretaker Toriel11 years ago
Well, this would be perfect for some sort of guard..
D YellowMadness8 years ago
Ahead of us lies the end of the ruins. A one-way exit to the rest of the underground. I'm going to stand in front of it forever.
If time is a fourth dimension, doesn't that mean that the reason I become immortal is because I stop moving in time as well and just freeze? I ain't pressing it, it won't be interesting.
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Matt Stiller13 years ago
Paralyzed Horses log, day 51,638. Being stuck in time I saw a man with a laptop on a page I have never seen before. As I read it, I learned that it was mocking me.
Bruh imagine the amount of drunk men/women that could come up and randomly fuck you and you wouldn't be able to stop them...then again that would be kind of nice...great now I'm arguing with myself.
BubsterTheOne2 years ago
excuse me what the actual fu-
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Nova_Fox9 years ago
You become paralyzed, can't die, can't take your own life. Life would be SHIT!
Its called death but you can only hear and feel things and after earth explodes you just wander in space. So in space there are no sounds and you will feel unlimited pain (from meteorites, cold and ending up in stars) so its very long infinity to spend BUT...[Show full comment]
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LetMeSleep9 years ago
Well guys, I guess I'm Kars.
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TrinityDahl10 years ago
you become "THE WORST SUPER HERO EVER" lady:HELP IM BEING ROBBED! you:I"LL SAVE YOU STATUE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!! *presses button and becomes still* robber:.................. *grabs ladies bag and walks away* lady:.....................
Dermanater9 years ago
stop making ASDF movies references
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usoutlaw10 years ago
well i guess over the years ill just have to buy up all the property around me and build my dream home. i mean im ok with where i live now
Lostfeather23710 years ago
Fair point, assuming that it"s relative position. Also cool fursona. It"s so nice to find another furry here .w.
I'm taking moving in the sense of moving from one house to another house. Loopholes people!!!
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jasmin10 years ago
If you live then you have to stay there for all eternity so what's the point
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Death's Reaver11 years ago
it's like being dead. but with your eyes open
DuffCheese9 years ago
Oh my eyes would dry out
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never25610 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen
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LogicWizard31411 years ago
Upside?
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ARKomega9 years ago
i would get a job as the guardian of hell never move but yo can kill all dem bitches
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joebamayeet6 years ago
i can never move my what? pinky toe? boom I'm good
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GreenDog311 years ago
QUICK STRIKE A POSE
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snakesareawsome9 years ago
Wouldn't that just be worse? I dont want als!
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badwolfin221b10 years ago
haha they do not know that I am immortal
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tlwXtream11 years ago
Your body needs movement to survive. Breathing. Heart beating. Etc
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DoggyPie8 years ago
So I'm just going to become a rock? Uh, nah mate
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Haloboi0412 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
CMHammond11 years ago
Spam...
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kong5511 years ago
never move again?
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xxMBxx9 years ago
I can be even more lazy! Yes!
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Uncookedham8710 years ago
Fuck moving, eternal sleep
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PressTheButton!!!!9 years ago
Wheelchair ?
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Hal Robson kanu10 years ago
The first bit makes the second bit even worse
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cnrdnr5 years ago
i be a tree
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Quentin Ford11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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