Will You Press The Button?

clormodtehtoadlast month

simon mercer is a major buzzkill, idk what his problem is

clormodtehtoadlast month

yeah wt heck

transam_phoenix8 years ago

This is so funny cause I'm trans so my opposite sex are penises but I'm a man, so I'll be homosexual and cisgender males will find me really attractive... I think I win this time, damn button xD

SinonMercer7 years ago

@Panifex Finally someone in this comment section with common sense.

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Traeval9 years ago

This... is basically my life now. I'm gay, guys don't really look at me much but girls flirt with me constantly.

we_da_bus339 years ago

i am bisexual

alexex9 years ago

Oh oh wait nevermind

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CitrusWasTaken3 years ago

I broke the system again I'm a gay enby

Dax133 years ago

Lol, I don't know how this would work for me as a bisexual boy lol.

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago

but it doesnt say same sex finds u unattractive

EmilyOwlrider8 years ago

Is this meant to change something in my life?

shakescakes2979 years ago

Free sex is free sex

ARandomGuyThatLikesPokemomlast year

Nah that's wild

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Etharian9 years ago

I've already found out how to change my sexuality whenever I feel like it, I'd just set myself back to bisexual and go on my merry way.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

You mean panosexual

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Katie Elayne Cozak12 years ago

its the life im living right now..

Stark225 years ago

Stay homosexual and be attractive thats a win win in my book :)

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bluedragoncalcite8 years ago

I'm happy not liking either gender, plus looking like a rear-end helps make people leave you alone

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

If you don't like any gender that means ur aromantic like me!

that1walrusguy11 years ago

toO LATE

Bwhite739 years ago

So only homosexuals and ugly persons should press the button i think?

H2ÓDIO6 years ago

NEEEVEEER!!!

MrSandwichMan039 years ago

Whaaaat... Confused

DominoX83724 years ago

If your a dude, it is saying if you press the button, women will fall in love with you. But you are in love with dudes. If your a girl, it is saying if you press the button, men will fall in love with you. But you are in love with girls.

LesbianPotato7 years ago

Happening right now, whoooo

MichaelAlanludd7 years ago

Can't you just change to straight

Melite8 years ago

I don't want anyone to find me attractive.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Just loose a wife. :-(

ghostgal28058 years ago

I am pansexual it dose not really matter

H2ÓDIO6 years ago

Now you are homosexual.

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Kourtney Baggett12 years ago

#Firstworldproblems

The_Fleenstones8 years ago

Said Hi to a woman. Trial starts in a week.

Ethan Conaway12 years ago

heh heh 69% didn't

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Play doge simulator on Roblox eche.

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Peridots boobs9 years ago

That explains me 100%

Alkeniw9 years ago

I enjoy being asexual ffs

Cherry Lemonade12 years ago

IM SO FANCEH YOU ALREADY KNOW!!!

libailast year

I enjoy being pursued by others

Vdmma9 years ago

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John Herbert9 years ago

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Bnoah189 years ago

that be funny lets do it

Agendergorilla8 years ago

What about trans people and nonbinary people?

Rey_Skywalker9 years ago

I'm already lesbian, so no upside for me!

John Herbert9 years ago

Hey Rey! You may not know me but I trained your father over 30 years ago! But don't tell anyone or you'll get in trouble!

Alice_Hyperpop4 years ago

I'm... Already homosexual :p

TacoNightFury9 years ago

no downside, I'm already gay so, now people are attracted to me?

Petrovoytsitskyy9 years ago

O hell no i ain't gay fuck that loss loss

TrashyWaffe6 years ago

So basically, me already

KamronMk10 years ago

I'll change

zekouzimaki8 years ago

My life

PandasPlayMC9 years ago

Homos like both sexes, right?

DeathRavens039 years ago

Bisexuals like both sexes, not all homo's

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Gods_Opinion8 years ago

Already true for me lmao

Garret Justin Johnson12 years ago

I hate homos so.......

iPikaCheese9 years ago

Then I'd make an acception, wouldn't I? XD

BawbRaws8 years ago

I don't see TOO much of a problem here. I"d maybe have to deal with homophobes more often, but I"d get a nice boyfriend anyway and still have girls say nice things to me (which they already do, so...)

renankhBR9 years ago

wow thats so hard

heatfromfire3 years ago

so basicly, its called being a lesbian

Gyrocubed 9 years ago

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John Herbert9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY ME, Mmmmmmmm... TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have...[Show full comment]

Sofi5759 years ago

i dont see an upside

ThePaulDude5 years ago

Everyone who claims that they"re bi, trans or whatever is such a lair, it"s such a stupid way to try & avoid being persecuted by society for actually being straight.