simon mercer is a major buzzkill, idk what his problem is
clormodtehtoad2 years ago
yeah wt heck
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transam_phoenix10 years ago
This is so funny cause I'm trans so my opposite sex are penises but I'm a man, so I'll be homosexual and cisgender males will find me really attractive... I think I win this time, damn button xD
SinonMercer8 years ago
@Panifex Finally someone in this comment section with common sense.
I'm happy not liking either gender, plus looking like a rear-end helps make people leave you alone
TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots4 years ago
If you don't like any gender that means ur aromantic like me!
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Bwhite7310 years ago
So only homosexuals and ugly persons should press the button i think?
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MrSandwichMan0311 years ago
Whaaaat... Confused
DominoX83726 years ago
If your a dude, it is saying if you press the button, women will fall in love with you. But you are in love with dudes.
If your a girl, it is saying if you press the button, men will fall in love with you.
But you are in love with girls.
Girl: am I pretty?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?
Boy:no
Girl: do you even like me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if I walked away
Boy: no
She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes The boy grab...[Show full comment]
John Herbert11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY ME, Mmmmmmmm... TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have...[Show full comment]
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Rey_Skywalker11 years ago
I'm already lesbian, so no upside for me!
John Herbert11 years ago
Hey Rey! You may not know me but I trained your father over 30 years ago! But don't tell anyone or you'll get in trouble!
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Alice_Hyperpop5 years ago
I'm... Already homosexual :p
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TacoNightFury11 years ago
no downside, I'm already gay so, now people are attracted to me?
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John Herbert11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY ME, Mmmmmmmm... TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your dick ten times (if you don't have...[Show full comment]
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